Dumat's Last Theorem
kidyossarian.bsky.social
Dumat's Last Theorem
@kidyossarian.bsky.social
He/Him
Discord: Yossarianis
Signal: KidYossarian.35
Willing to teach people to play D&D
I still remember the code to get to the last level in Kid Icarus
The latest Switch Online update has brought two NES and two Game Boy titles to the service - Battletoads, Ninja Gaiden 2, and more!

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November 27, 2025 at 12:50 AM
My mom was a terrible cook and tried making meatloaf from scratch. She was also paranoid about undercooking it so it was so overcooked we had to try to saw through it with steak knives.
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore

I feel like we need this
November 25, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Notre Dame is up 14-0 on Syracuse without the offense having stepped on the field.
November 22, 2025 at 8:45 PM
We don't need MTG to do lots of damage to be helpful. Think about what RFK Jr brought with him in support, that's all it takes to swing things.
November 22, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I guess we're all about to learn the laws that govern US House vacancies in Georgia.
November 22, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Professors at Texas A&M required to obtain prior approval from administration to discuss this half of football in class.
November 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Close enough to post the meme
November 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Z-Pack Chopra seems like a good pun-based handle to use.
November 12, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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this is really separating out the people who have posted on forums before from the people who have not
November 12, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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remove an L from this and half this website would need to get the hose
this is the most successful a CIA officer has been at toppling a government in years.
November 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I got Arranged Marriage, which will require an end to my Regular Marriage first.
Zoom in and the first tag you see is how your November will go
November 2, 2025 at 11:29 PM
It appears Grokapedia became sentient then died from shame.
October 27, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I will get it in a few hours
October 26, 2025 at 11:35 PM
For no reason whatsoever I find myself curious about how pardons/offers of pardons work if they were unsigned/not accepted by the recipient at the moment the administration was over.
October 24, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Yes, because I can walk in a straight line faster than a slow shamble.
Are you “surviving” your birthday month?

I am, I’m not going camping 😂 #SpookySZN
October 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Conspiracy Theory: the advisors want to recreate Mar-a-Lago so Trump is no longer able to tell where he is and they can keep him in Florida and pretend he's still in charge while they run everything.
October 22, 2025 at 8:25 PM
If we can't win if we reject candidates with Nazi tattoos, then the country is doomed and we're better off learning that in 2026 than, say 2036.
October 22, 2025 at 7:50 PM
It's bizarre that Buttigieg working for McKinsey is a black mark for the same people who are mad that people won't support the former Blackwater merc with the Nazi tattoo.
October 22, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Making minors join your religion is always wrong.
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 17, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I think maybe we should see if the ceasefire holds for a while after the Nobel Peace Prize is announced before we decide if the US could have made it happen sooner.
October 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
My posts used to do numbers on Twitter. They were usually 0's, but those are technically still numbers.
October 8, 2025 at 3:15 PM
In Britain in the first century BCE, leaving to fight your enemies was called "Going On A Woad Trip".
October 6, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Who does CBS News hire to fix things in 3 years when they've lost their dignity, reputation, and a lot of good journalists?
October 6, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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Since you so lovingly shared that atrocity with us this is for you
October 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Since today is supposed to be the Rapture, we should tell anyone disappointed that the Rapture didn't that it actually did and that they were left behind.
September 23, 2025 at 4:57 PM