Dumat's Last Theorem
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Discord: Yossarianis
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Willing to teach people to play D&D
Discord: Yossarianis
Signal: KidYossarian.35
Willing to teach people to play D&D
My mother was a chaperone on my younger brother's 7th grade trip to see Titanic. She only remembers that the boys cheered when she dropped her robe and dropped DiCaprio, and that the girls and teachers were all sobbing as they cheered.
December 1, 2025 at 3:15 AM
My mother was a chaperone on my younger brother's 7th grade trip to see Titanic. She only remembers that the boys cheered when she dropped her robe and dropped DiCaprio, and that the girls and teachers were all sobbing as they cheered.
The positions of "The Democrats aren't enough better than Trump to vote for them instead of voting for no one" and "The Democrats are to blame for Trump" are mutually exclusive positions, yet many people seem to hold them.
November 30, 2025 at 4:47 PM
The positions of "The Democrats aren't enough better than Trump to vote for them instead of voting for no one" and "The Democrats are to blame for Trump" are mutually exclusive positions, yet many people seem to hold them.
And the loss only takes them to 8-4. It's not like they're in danger of being out of the playoffs right now.
November 28, 2025 at 10:43 PM
And the loss only takes them to 8-4. It's not like they're in danger of being out of the playoffs right now.
The Eagles were so prepared to stop the passing game that they forgot the run game existed (which is mostly hadn't this year).
November 28, 2025 at 10:20 PM
The Eagles were so prepared to stop the passing game that they forgot the run game existed (which is mostly hadn't this year).
They are not a team who is as good as their record indicates, but the offense is already lightyears ahead of where it was last year. Some of it is that they got a much better line, but even more it's because they are well coached.
November 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
They are not a team who is as good as their record indicates, but the offense is already lightyears ahead of where it was last year. Some of it is that they got a much better line, but even more it's because they are well coached.
20 minutes in and they've already given up Swift's allotment of rushing yards.
November 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
20 minutes in and they've already given up Swift's allotment of rushing yards.
Because of how they are filled
November 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Because of how they are filled
He wants Spongebob as a neighbor
November 25, 2025 at 10:47 PM
He wants Spongebob as a neighbor
It's not that their list is different, it's that it is wrong.
November 25, 2025 at 10:15 PM
It's not that their list is different, it's that it is wrong.
Acquiring the info would require work, which means Patel won't have anything to release when he is fired.
November 25, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Acquiring the info would require work, which means Patel won't have anything to release when he is fired.
Lichdom is eternal
November 25, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Lichdom is eternal
I think it's at least in part that the knowledge requirements to be a drive swapper are lower than they used to be as machines become easier to service.
It's still bad, and they may never realize why it's bad.
It's still bad, and they may never realize why it's bad.
November 25, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I think it's at least in part that the knowledge requirements to be a drive swapper are lower than they used to be as machines become easier to service.
It's still bad, and they may never realize why it's bad.
It's still bad, and they may never realize why it's bad.
The boss should be a mimic that looks like a sleeping cat
November 25, 2025 at 1:14 AM
The boss should be a mimic that looks like a sleeping cat
It's so lonely to be a Sith
There's no one else to do evil with
Gone are the days of my master
He was fast, but my sword was faster
There's no one else to do evil with
Gone are the days of my master
He was fast, but my sword was faster
November 25, 2025 at 12:36 AM
It's so lonely to be a Sith
There's no one else to do evil with
Gone are the days of my master
He was fast, but my sword was faster
There's no one else to do evil with
Gone are the days of my master
He was fast, but my sword was faster
You can't say "friends don't let friends vote for Blake Masters" because people who like Blake Masters will not have any friends.
November 24, 2025 at 10:13 PM
You can't say "friends don't let friends vote for Blake Masters" because people who like Blake Masters will not have any friends.
Yeah, but like voting for Democrats, it involves them doing work and it should be illegal to make them do work.
November 24, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Yeah, but like voting for Democrats, it involves them doing work and it should be illegal to make them do work.
A very 2022 Vikings Season so far.
November 23, 2025 at 11:59 PM
A very 2022 Vikings Season so far.
The app is erroring because it wasn't designed with this game on mind
November 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
The app is erroring because it wasn't designed with this game on mind
They'll put Love and Price in at CB so they can get some TDs
November 22, 2025 at 8:51 PM
They'll put Love and Price in at CB so they can get some TDs
Update: 21-0 after another Pick 6
November 22, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Update: 21-0 after another Pick 6
Pick 6 and punt blocked and returned for a TD.
November 22, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Pick 6 and punt blocked and returned for a TD.