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Joel Topf
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Saying the product of the kidneys is urine is like saying the product of a factory is pollution. Urine is a by-product. The product is homeostasis.

COI: https://pbfluids.com/about/
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Classic extinction burst behavior kottke.org/25/02/extinc...
January 15, 2026 at 3:27 PM
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Remember the TOPCAT story of what happened in Russia and Georgia?

This is worse: www.science.org/content/blog...

And in South Florida.

From @dereklowe.bsky.social
January 12, 2026 at 7:13 PM
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I couldn’t find a simple app to help people measure blood pressure correctly, so I created one with Perplexity and Gemini: bloodpressure-app.netlify.app. Bookmark or share menu adds to Home Screen. For educational purposes only. Covers proper positioning, cuff placement, timing, and common mistakes.
January 12, 2026 at 4:27 PM
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“Restoring Venezuela’s oil industry is completely unrealistic in the short term and might not be in America’s economic and geopolitical interests at all,” Rogé Karma argues.
Big Oil Knows That Trump’s Venezuela Plans Are Delusional
The president’s thinking is stuck in the 1980s.
bit.ly
January 12, 2026 at 12:15 PM
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Gambling is the next opioid crisis.
JUST IN: Polymarket announces plans to launch real estate prediction markets, allowing users to predict future home prices.
January 6, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Lions beat the Bears…again
a woman wearing glasses and a pink shirt says " what like it 's hard "
ALT: a woman wearing glasses and a pink shirt says " what like it 's hard "
media.tenor.com
January 5, 2026 at 11:08 AM
Long time #MedTwitter peeps remember the drama of @DoctorMeowskis and Eugene Gu

I have kept in contact with @DoctorMeowskis and I am happy to report she is now engaged!

www.theverge.com/2019/3/5/181...
Social justice personality Eugene Gu has a history of abuse
Behind one of Twitter’s most outspoken social justice figures is a story of manipulation and sock-puppet accounts
www.theverge.com
January 4, 2026 at 5:26 PM
This year on Bluesky I wrote 523 posts and 1,027 replies. I received 9,703 likes, whereas 218 was from my most popular post, and apparently I love saying "nephjc" and 🙏🏼!

www.madebyolof.com/bluesky-wrap...
kidneyboy.bsky.social's Bluesky Wrapped 2025
Check out kidneyboy.bsky.social's year on Bluesky!
www.madebyolof.com
January 4, 2026 at 4:49 PM
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Happy New Year everyone!
January 1, 2026 at 9:09 AM
This years running goal was the same as last year's goal, 730 miles, or an average of 2 miles/day. My stretch goal was 754 miles, or 100 miles more than last year.

Goal ✅
Stretch Goal ✅
December 31, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Who got this email this morning and said "Oh shit!"?
December 30, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has stated that the 1918 flu pandemic was caused by a lab virus from vaccine research, a defective influenza vaccine. Let’s analyze what a lie this is. First, in 1918, 107 years ago, virology was in its infancy
December 27, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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The more the textbook needs this; the less likely it is to include it.
‪It has a name now 😜

Many thanks to Ken for agreeing to put his good name to my...artwork. The image is in the public domain (CC 0), but citations to the linked documents are warmly welcomed.

zenodo.org/records/1808...

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/24452418/
December 29, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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In the Creative Cortex this month: Renal Rack, a black and white photograph taken in Copenhagen, Denmark. #ASNKidneyNews kidney.pub/KN1712-16

@brianrifkin.bsky.social
December 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
50%!
An Astonishing Graph. For most of human history, around 50% of children used to die before they reached the end of puberty. In 2020, that number is 4.3%. (It’s 0.3% in countries like Japan & Norway.) [kottke.org]
An Astonishing Graph
For most of human history, around 50% of children used to die before they reached the end of puberty. In 2020, that number is 4.3%. It’s 0.3% in countries like Japan & Norway. This dramatic decline has resulted from b
kottke.org
December 29, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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Our photographer Alex Kormann captured the exact moment the presses stopped for the last time in Minneapolis, ending a 158 history of locally printed newspapers.
December 28, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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Don't build your discipline on the sandy land.
"40 percent of MRI signals do not correspond to actual brain activity"; "Since tens of thousands of fMRI studies worldwide are based on this assumption, our results could lead to opposite interpretations in many of them.”
www.tum.de/en/news-and-...
40 percent of MRI signals misinterpreted
Interpretation of numerous MRI data may be incorrect: blood flow is not a reliable indicator of brain activity.
www.tum.de
December 28, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Antisemitism has gotten so bad recently, that there were metal detectors at the Chinese restaurant last night.
December 26, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Nice blog post about the various milk options and what they offer kidney patients:

www.medscape.com/viewarticle/...
Got Milk? It’s a Tricky Question for Renal Patients
Renal diets with limits on protein, potassium, phosphorus, calcium, and sodium make milk choices baffling. Knowing the pros and cons of a variety of milks can help take the guesswork out of breakfast.
www.medscape.com
December 23, 2025 at 2:11 PM
New Monday data just dropped:
Donuts contain
• no calories
• no sugar
• only joy

Source: Room 603 🍩📊
December 22, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Last night of Chanukah
December 22, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Today we celebrate Interventional Nephrology Day, held on December 17 in honor of the birthday of Dr. Gerald Beathard, founder of Interventional Nephrology.
Join us as we recognize his legacy and the specialty he built. 💜
#InterventionalNephrologyDay #DrGeraldBeathard
December 17, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Going miss #NephJC tonight. At the Chris Isaac concert.
December 17, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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"Crypto-Standard Science" explains a lot of what is happening right now.

FDA requiring 1 clinical trial instead of 2 for drug approval? Crypto-Standard Science

FDA proposing "impossible" standards for vaccine testing? CSS

FDA holding closed-door meetings with Russell Brand? CSS
December 15, 2025 at 5:15 AM
This episode of Freely Filtered has chapters, detailed show notes with links, and relevant chapter art
December 15, 2025 at 5:36 AM