Kris / Khuruuk
@khuruuk.bsky.social
And the ancient Sanskrit text outside the Wawa said:
Birds. Moneyline. Bank it!
Still Long COVID.
He/him. Transphobes GTFOH.
Birds. Moneyline. Bank it!
Still Long COVID.
He/him. Transphobes GTFOH.
March this ball down their throats. I’ve had enough anxiety this game.
November 24, 2025 at 12:28 AM
March this ball down their throats. I’ve had enough anxiety this game.
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THIS FUCKING DEFENSE MAN
November 24, 2025 at 12:26 AM
THIS FUCKING DEFENSE MAN
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*First day as a drug dealer*: "is Pepsi ok?
November 20, 2025 at 12:55 PM
*First day as a drug dealer*: "is Pepsi ok?
Good morning Philly!
November 21, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Good morning Philly!
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1. do you give books for holidays? thrn consider this modern classic, 40% OFF until the new year.
2. also: i hear certain poetry can jailbreak llms - so professors should assign this to their students, subversively attacking the techbros when students feed this into their slop machines.
win/win 😊.
2. also: i hear certain poetry can jailbreak llms - so professors should assign this to their students, subversively attacking the techbros when students feed this into their slop machines.
win/win 😊.
well, well, well... what have we here?
40% OFF ALL BOOKS (hard or soft cover!) AT UPK WHEN USING FROSTY25 AT CHECKOUT?
👁👁
hey... that includes my book!!
👁👁
& GOOD UNTIL JANUARY THE WHAT?!?!? 👀👀
www.kentuckypress.com
40% OFF ALL BOOKS (hard or soft cover!) AT UPK WHEN USING FROSTY25 AT CHECKOUT?
👁👁
hey... that includes my book!!
👁👁
& GOOD UNTIL JANUARY THE WHAT?!?!? 👀👀
www.kentuckypress.com
November 21, 2025 at 8:36 AM
1. do you give books for holidays? thrn consider this modern classic, 40% OFF until the new year.
2. also: i hear certain poetry can jailbreak llms - so professors should assign this to their students, subversively attacking the techbros when students feed this into their slop machines.
win/win 😊.
2. also: i hear certain poetry can jailbreak llms - so professors should assign this to their students, subversively attacking the techbros when students feed this into their slop machines.
win/win 😊.
Glad to see the actors from Psyche got a new show.
DC’s’ ‘Lanterns’ series will now premiere at the end of Summer 2026
November 20, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Glad to see the actors from Psyche got a new show.
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DC’s’ ‘Lanterns’ series will now premiere at the end of Summer 2026
November 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
DC’s’ ‘Lanterns’ series will now premiere at the end of Summer 2026
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Eagles by a fucking billion.
Thank you, Jalyx!!
Thank you, Jalyx!!
November 20, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Eagles by a fucking billion.
Thank you, Jalyx!!
Thank you, Jalyx!!
These guys absolutely rock. I’m a member and I left LA 8 years ago - if you care at all about the city or its people, join LA Taco. Support on-the-ground independent news. It matters.
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November 19, 2025 at 11:37 PM
These guys absolutely rock. I’m a member and I left LA 8 years ago - if you care at all about the city or its people, join LA Taco. Support on-the-ground independent news. It matters.
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THERE 👏 IS 👏 ALWAYS 👏 A 👏 PHILLY 👏 ANGLE 👏
Trump lashes out at former Philly Daily News reporter when pressed on Jeffrey Epstein
“Quiet, quiet, piggy,” Trump shot back at Bloomberg's Catherine Lucey.
www.inquirer.com
November 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM
THERE 👏 IS 👏 ALWAYS 👏 A 👏 PHILLY 👏 ANGLE 👏
I was personally impacted by the TMI disaster, it’s a long story but it destroyed my family and childhood.
To call this a bad idea is s huge understatement.
All the control software is written in FORTRAN, so it’s likely to be reprogrammed, leading to rushed schedules, and faulty code.
To call this a bad idea is s huge understatement.
All the control software is written in FORTRAN, so it’s likely to be reprogrammed, leading to rushed schedules, and faulty code.
"The owner of the shuttered Three Mile Island nuclear plant has been awarded a $1 billion federal loan guarantee that will enable it to shift onto taxpayers some of the risk of its plan to restart the Pennsylvania facility and sell the electricity to Microsoft for its data centers."
Trump officials give $1 billion loan to restart Three Mile Island
The plan to reopen Three Mile Island to supply Microsoft with power wins a federal loan guarantee, shifting some of the risk onto taxpayers.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 19, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I was personally impacted by the TMI disaster, it’s a long story but it destroyed my family and childhood.
To call this a bad idea is s huge understatement.
All the control software is written in FORTRAN, so it’s likely to be reprogrammed, leading to rushed schedules, and faulty code.
To call this a bad idea is s huge understatement.
All the control software is written in FORTRAN, so it’s likely to be reprogrammed, leading to rushed schedules, and faulty code.
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Gentle reminder that there's only 4 days left until Philcon 2025
so... ya know...
probably oughtta do that laundry
mmmm clean socks!
philcon.org
so... ya know...
probably oughtta do that laundry
mmmm clean socks!
philcon.org
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Gentle reminder that there's only 4 days left until Philcon 2025
so... ya know...
probably oughtta do that laundry
mmmm clean socks!
philcon.org
so... ya know...
probably oughtta do that laundry
mmmm clean socks!
philcon.org
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Today's random page is the entry for the Chestnut Street Bus Shelter Panel at 17th (Pablo Tauler, 2019) www.philart.net/art/Chestnut... #Philly #PublicArt #VisitPhilly #art
November 17, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Today's random page is the entry for the Chestnut Street Bus Shelter Panel at 17th (Pablo Tauler, 2019) www.philart.net/art/Chestnut... #Philly #PublicArt #VisitPhilly #art
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GOOD MORNING, FOLKS. IT’S A BEAUTIFUL DAY TO YELL:
GO BIRDS, DH
GO BIRDS, DH
November 16, 2025 at 3:05 PM
GOOD MORNING, FOLKS. IT’S A BEAUTIFUL DAY TO YELL:
GO BIRDS, DH
GO BIRDS, DH
Not sure where my wife saw it, but reports of ICE on Carpenter St, NW Philly (Mt Airy/Chestnut Hill).
Stay safe, Philly.
Stay safe, Philly.
November 16, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Not sure where my wife saw it, but reports of ICE on Carpenter St, NW Philly (Mt Airy/Chestnut Hill).
Stay safe, Philly.
Stay safe, Philly.
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Today's random page is the entry for "Family" (Neil Lieberman, 1970 (approximate)) www.philart.net/art/Family/5... #Philly #PublicArt #VisitPhilly #art
November 16, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Today's random page is the entry for "Family" (Neil Lieberman, 1970 (approximate)) www.philart.net/art/Family/5... #Philly #PublicArt #VisitPhilly #art
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3 years ago today, Riot Games offered me a job making more money than I ever thought I’d make in my life. I had 19 interviews over 2.5 months to get it. Partner and I were moving to LA for it. I put in notice at my job and apartment.
2 weeks later they rescinded the offer due to “headcount issues”.
2 weeks later they rescinded the offer due to “headcount issues”.
November 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
3 years ago today, Riot Games offered me a job making more money than I ever thought I’d make in my life. I had 19 interviews over 2.5 months to get it. Partner and I were moving to LA for it. I put in notice at my job and apartment.
2 weeks later they rescinded the offer due to “headcount issues”.
2 weeks later they rescinded the offer due to “headcount issues”.
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today @ Books By The Banks in Cincinnati: this travel-weary couple... 10am to 4pm
yall can even catch me on a poetry panel, moderated by Zinnia Stewart, alongside Artress White and Alissa Sammarco.
the shoes of the fisherman's wife
praisesong for the kitchen ghosts
yall can even catch me on a poetry panel, moderated by Zinnia Stewart, alongside Artress White and Alissa Sammarco.
the shoes of the fisherman's wife
praisesong for the kitchen ghosts
November 15, 2025 at 10:56 AM
today @ Books By The Banks in Cincinnati: this travel-weary couple... 10am to 4pm
yall can even catch me on a poetry panel, moderated by Zinnia Stewart, alongside Artress White and Alissa Sammarco.
the shoes of the fisherman's wife
praisesong for the kitchen ghosts
yall can even catch me on a poetry panel, moderated by Zinnia Stewart, alongside Artress White and Alissa Sammarco.
the shoes of the fisherman's wife
praisesong for the kitchen ghosts
Here’s John Zeigler, one of the greatest guitarists you’ve likely never heard of. We lost him WAY too early, a fellow Philadelphian who moved to LA and became a staple at the Baked Potato:
music.apple.com/us/album/inc...
music.apple.com/us/album/inc...
Incitare by Volto! on Apple Music
Album · 2013 · 9 Songs
music.apple.com
November 14, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Here’s John Zeigler, one of the greatest guitarists you’ve likely never heard of. We lost him WAY too early, a fellow Philadelphian who moved to LA and became a staple at the Baked Potato:
music.apple.com/us/album/inc...
music.apple.com/us/album/inc...
If you’re lazy and never switched your default search engine in MS Edge, this is your reminder.
I thought I was at a guitar company’s official website, but my CC kept being denied.
Total scam, turns out. Top website in Bing’s search, “<brand>guitarco.com” instead of the real <brand>guitars.com
I thought I was at a guitar company’s official website, but my CC kept being denied.
Total scam, turns out. Top website in Bing’s search, “<brand>guitarco.com” instead of the real <brand>guitars.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:45 PM
If you’re lazy and never switched your default search engine in MS Edge, this is your reminder.
I thought I was at a guitar company’s official website, but my CC kept being denied.
Total scam, turns out. Top website in Bing’s search, “<brand>guitarco.com” instead of the real <brand>guitars.com
I thought I was at a guitar company’s official website, but my CC kept being denied.
Total scam, turns out. Top website in Bing’s search, “<brand>guitarco.com” instead of the real <brand>guitars.com
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Love Call of Cthulhu and RuneQuest? Celebrate their publisher's golden anniversary at "Fifty Years of Chaosium!" at Philcon 2025
philcon.org
philcon.org
November 14, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Love Call of Cthulhu and RuneQuest? Celebrate their publisher's golden anniversary at "Fifty Years of Chaosium!" at Philcon 2025
philcon.org
philcon.org
These emails mostly all say “do not read unless you’re the intended recipient.”
How are you guys reading them?
How are you guys reading them?
November 13, 2025 at 2:47 PM
These emails mostly all say “do not read unless you’re the intended recipient.”
How are you guys reading them?
How are you guys reading them?
How cool!
Envisioning how an influential Black social club would have continued (Afrofuturism, world-building):
nextcity.org/podcast/phil...
Envisioning how an influential Black social club would have continued (Afrofuturism, world-building):
nextcity.org/podcast/phil...
Philadelphia’s Pyramid Club Is Reborn Through Art and Afrofuturism
Podcast: Once a hub of Black excellence, the Pyramid Club lives again through an exhibition that links past resilience to imagination for the future.
nextcity.org
November 13, 2025 at 1:09 PM
How cool!
Envisioning how an influential Black social club would have continued (Afrofuturism, world-building):
nextcity.org/podcast/phil...
Envisioning how an influential Black social club would have continued (Afrofuturism, world-building):
nextcity.org/podcast/phil...
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Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
November 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
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“Travelers and anyone else who was at the airport’s terminals A and B between 8:50 a.m. and 4 p.m. Sunday may have been exposed to the highly contagious disease, according to a news release from the Philadelphia Department of Public Health”
Philadelphia airport passengers may have been exposed to measles, health officials warn
Passengers may have been exposed to the measles at Philadelphia International Airport on Sunday, health officials said.
www.mcall.com
November 12, 2025 at 3:04 AM
“Travelers and anyone else who was at the airport’s terminals A and B between 8:50 a.m. and 4 p.m. Sunday may have been exposed to the highly contagious disease, according to a news release from the Philadelphia Department of Public Health”