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And the ancient Sanskrit text outside the Wawa said:
Birds. Moneyline. Bank it!

Still Long COVID.
He/him. Transphobes GTFOH.
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Happy Small Business Saturday! I'll be over at the Bookmark Shoppe in Bay Ridge, Brooklyn, from 1130-2 today! Stop by and say hi if you're nearby!
November 29, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Put Bigsby in.

Saquon is sucking.
November 28, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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PHILLY!
I have an event for YOU.

The Last Minute Market on Sat 12/6!

Some of my favorite local artists will be there with me selling ART!

It's in a big indoor space, nice and warm & super easy to access by transit (by Berks Station).

Also this bar has good espresso martinis. Just saying.
November 28, 2025 at 4:27 PM
You don’t even have to get a responsible guitar, you can buy something absurd with a Floyd Rose and active pickups:
November 27, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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“Leif,” the dagger from the Noss Saga, is now real. I’m taking this dagger out on a roadtrip now, and already got some killer cosplay pics with it (coming soon!).
#NossSaga #3D-Printing
November 26, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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look I have Premiere Pro and a problem with authority, I’d happily cut an alternative version if I had the files
November 25, 2025 at 7:51 PM
They REALLY DO BUY WHAT YOU REQUEST!!

I’m in a pretty big city (Philly), and they’ve procured at least two books I requested, and bought more copies of a book so I didn’t wait as long to borrow it.

Libraries are extremely helpful!

(All done remotely, via Libby app and ebooks).
November 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM
On a zoom call with family, they scheduled something the weekend before I have to take a work trip.

Me: “I can’t make that in person, due to Long COVID and having to go on a trip a couple days later.”

One of them: “I thought Long COVID was fake?”

Yeah, I sure enjoy faking for 3 years. Ffs.
November 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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I'd appreciate shares of this as it is free and you know Caribbean SFF is my thing.
November 24, 2025 at 3:46 PM
March this ball down their throats. I’ve had enough anxiety this game.
November 24, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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THIS FUCKING DEFENSE MAN
November 24, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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*First day as a drug dealer*: "is Pepsi ok?
November 20, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Good morning Philly!
November 21, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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1. do you give books for holidays? thrn consider this modern classic, 40% OFF until the new year.

2. also: i hear certain poetry can jailbreak llms - so professors should assign this to their students, subversively attacking the techbros when students feed this into their slop machines.

win/win 😊.
well, well, well... what have we here?

40% OFF ALL BOOKS (hard or soft cover!) AT UPK WHEN USING FROSTY25 AT CHECKOUT?

👁👁
hey... that includes my book!!
👁👁

& GOOD UNTIL JANUARY THE WHAT?!?!? 👀👀

www.kentuckypress.com
November 21, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Glad to see the actors from Psyche got a new show.
DC’s’ ‘Lanterns’ series will now premiere at the end of Summer 2026
November 20, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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DC’s’ ‘Lanterns’ series will now premiere at the end of Summer 2026
November 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Eagles by a fucking billion.

Thank you, Jalyx!!
November 20, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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THERE 👏 IS 👏 ALWAYS 👏 A 👏 PHILLY 👏 ANGLE 👏
Trump lashes out at former Philly Daily News reporter when pressed on Jeffrey Epstein
“Quiet, quiet, piggy,” Trump shot back at Bloomberg's Catherine Lucey.
www.inquirer.com
November 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I was personally impacted by the TMI disaster, it’s a long story but it destroyed my family and childhood.

To call this a bad idea is s huge understatement.

All the control software is written in FORTRAN, so it’s likely to be reprogrammed, leading to rushed schedules, and faulty code.
"The owner of the shuttered Three Mile Island nuclear plant has been awarded a $1 billion federal loan guarantee that will enable it to shift onto taxpayers some of the risk of its plan to restart the Pennsylvania facility and sell the electricity to Microsoft for its data centers."
Trump officials give $1 billion loan to restart Three Mile Island
The plan to reopen Three Mile Island to supply Microsoft with power wins a federal loan guarantee, shifting some of the risk onto taxpayers.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 19, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Gentle reminder that there's only 4 days left until Philcon 2025
so... ya know...
probably oughtta do that laundry
mmmm clean socks!
philcon.org
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Today's random page is the entry for the Chestnut Street Bus Shelter Panel at 17th (Pablo Tauler, 2019) www.philart.net/art/Chestnut... #Philly #PublicArt #VisitPhilly #art
November 17, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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GOOD MORNING, FOLKS. IT’S A BEAUTIFUL DAY TO YELL:

GO BIRDS, DH
November 16, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Not sure where my wife saw it, but reports of ICE on Carpenter St, NW Philly (Mt Airy/Chestnut Hill).

Stay safe, Philly.
November 16, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Today's random page is the entry for "Family" (Neil Lieberman, 1970 (approximate)) www.philart.net/art/Family/5... #Philly #PublicArt #VisitPhilly #art
November 16, 2025 at 1:15 PM