Tim Carras
keylager.bsky.social
Tim Carras
@keylager.bsky.social
Evil boy eating evil fries
Trailer is finally out for the show I spent all summer shooting: www.youtube.com/watch?v=L00r...
Rooster | Official Trailer | HBO Max
YouTube video by HBO Max
www.youtube.com
February 14, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Gotta make this happen with @mauraquint.bsky.social — instead of John and John, it’ll be Mara and Maura
I’m always a hairs’ breadth away from starting a They Might Be Giants cover band
February 11, 2026 at 6:23 PM
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February 9, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

“Split the difference.”
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

"Yes, I will write you a letter of recommendation."
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

"Where are your citations?"
February 8, 2026 at 6:01 PM
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February 7, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Mega Man 2 (1988)
February 6, 2026 at 4:04 PM
They finally found Chekhov’s gun. It’s a Walther PPKoenig
February 3, 2026 at 9:18 PM
In which LAPD chief Jim McDonnell flat out admits ICE will kill more of us if we try to enforce the laws they’re breaking. www.foxnews.com/us/lapd-chie...
February 1, 2026 at 8:55 PM
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Broken again by this post from the cute brunch spot a block from where ICE killed Alex

"We have a medic and eye wash stations on site"
January 25, 2026 at 3:52 PM
First serious 2028 contender to say it?
It's time to abolish Trump’s ICE.
January 24, 2026 at 8:07 PM
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I need all yall that dont speak spanish to learn a few words, real quick.

pls RT

"La Migra" - common slang for ICE

"La Patrulla" - "The Patrol"

"No digas nada" - "Say nothing."

¿Cómo te llamas? - "Whats your name?"

"¿Quién quieres que llame?" - "Who do you want me to call?"

Escondense - Hide
January 16, 2026 at 11:55 PM
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block immediately everyone
January 16, 2026 at 11:56 PM
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If calling a state secret police agent a murderer for committing murder will lead to more murder by the state secret police, it sure seems like the problem is with the secret police
Homan: "We gotta stop the hateful rhetoric. Saying this officer is a murderer is dangerous. It's just ridiculous. It's gonna infuriate people more which means there's gonna be more incidents like this."
January 11, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Abolish DHS. Abolish ICE.
January 11, 2026 at 12:34 AM
January 10, 2026 at 11:07 PM
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The past couple days have made it clear that arresting and prosecuting Johnathan Ross isn’t just the right thing to do, it is necessary to prevent future violence by ICE who have interpreted the situation as “we can do that to whoever we want”
A woman recording an ICE agent tells him "Shame on you."

The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"

"Learned what?" she asks

Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
January 10, 2026 at 3:25 PM
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The amazing notion conservatives have, that racist kidnapping thugs should never feel unsafe for a single moment while they are kidnapping, and if they do decide they feel unsafe they are authorized to murder any of us.
January 8, 2026 at 12:36 AM
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ICE shot and killed a woman on camera today. We all saw the video.

The Trump administration is lying.
January 7, 2026 at 7:47 PM
This is so blindingly dumb it’s sublimated my strategic sarcasm stockpiles
Asked about the possibility of impeachment, Schumer says "we hope that we can have support from our Republican colleagues to put a brake on this long before it gets that far"
January 4, 2026 at 12:38 AM
When you ride Pirates of the Caribbean, the Blue Bayou patrons are your NPCs, and you’re theirs.
January 2, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Rainy NYE sorted. Thanks!
This is your annual reminder that, when you press play on WHEN HARRY MET SALLY (a perfect film!) at 10:30:28pm, you'll sync up perfectly with the New Year's Eve scene at midnight. 🍾🥳
December 31, 2025 at 8:23 PM
If you don’t know who your Wario is, you’re the Wario
December 31, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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This is not hard. Artists are not responsible for ensuring the Kennedy Center remains relevant and successful. The center’s board is responsible for that, in a fiduciary way. All of this energy being directed at artists should be re-directed at the board.
December 30, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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The weakest part of my character is the part that, despite the fact that I despise Instagram and most of what it does to humans, retains an Instagram account solely out of the illogical and increasingly outmoded fear that, if I didn't, I might no longer be permitted to continue making a living.
December 30, 2025 at 10:18 AM
The Oscar for subtlest rickroll goes to
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.

I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 30, 2025 at 2:37 AM