Tim Carras
keylager.bsky.social
Tim Carras
@keylager.bsky.social
Evil boy eating evil fries
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The weakest part of my character is the part that, despite the fact that I despise Instagram and most of what it does to humans, retains an Instagram account solely out of the illogical and increasingly outmoded fear that, if I didn't, I might no longer be permitted to continue making a living.
December 30, 2025 at 10:18 AM
The Oscar for subtlest rickroll goes to
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.

I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 30, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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December 28, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Gate lizard says stay safe, Los Angeles
December 25, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.

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December 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
@marykoco.bsky.social today’s Wordle legit?
December 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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It is fun to go to the movies
December 6, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Every new word in this sentence is worse than the last
December 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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"Part of Lucasfilm’s yearlong 50th anniversary celebration, a newly restored version of the classic Star Wars (1977) theatrical release — later renamed Star Wars: A New Hope — will play in theaters for a limited time." www.starwars.com/news/star-wa...

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December 5, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Every word of this is a delight
Plan To Start Little Stationery Store Too Sad For Bank To Deny Loan https://theonion.com/plan-to-start-little-stationery-store-too-sad-for-bank-1819570568/
November 28, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Plan To Start Little Stationery Store Too Sad For Bank To Deny Loan https://theonion.com/plan-to-start-little-stationery-store-too-sad-for-bank-1819570568/
November 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Everybody’s prepping Thanksgiving dinner
November 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Nothing quite like trying to learn a new piece of software at 1:30am on deadline day
November 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
CEO of the Big Apple > CEO of Apple
November 22, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Every word of this is technically true
Trump: I’m very proud of the job he’s done. What he’s done is incredible in terms of human rights.
November 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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November 18, 2025 at 5:42 PM
It’s ridiculous to simply accept water falling from the sky. We’re owed an Explanation
November 15, 2025 at 9:52 PM
@thejoelynch.bsky.social Recognize this place?
October 19, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Congratulations to new Nobel Peace Prize laureate María Corina Machado for her courageous struggle to bring democracy to Venezuela.
Live Updates: María Corina Machado of Venezuela Is Awarded the Nobel Peace Prize
www.nytimes.com
October 10, 2025 at 4:40 PM
October birthday means your tea party ends up Halloween themed (non-disparaging)
October 5, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Upward facing cat
September 30, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Pritzker: "In any other country, if federal agents fired upon journalists & protesters when unprovoked what would we call it? If officials marched down streets harassing civilians & demanding their papers, what would we say? I don't think we'd have trouble calling it what it is: authoritarianism"
September 29, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Just me gettin’ emotional at The Sound of Music
September 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Covid/Flu vaccine station at Kaiser was mobbed today. Good look, California 🫶🏻
September 20, 2025 at 12:30 AM