Kevin Werner
@kevinwerner.bsky.social
Crystal Palace and St Louis Cardinals fan; Arlington, VA resident; Poster of things that I need to get out of my brain
Merrick Garland is a generational bag fumbler
November 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Merrick Garland is a generational bag fumbler
Why does Tim Howard always sound like he’s asleep?
November 8, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Why does Tim Howard always sound like he’s asleep?
Pretty low priority in the grand scheme of things but how has FC 26 not gotten Derek Rae to pronounce Marc Guéhi’s name right?
November 7, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Pretty low priority in the grand scheme of things but how has FC 26 not gotten Derek Rae to pronounce Marc Guéhi’s name right?
Pack it in boys
Optimus will be built at a rate of a billion units per year and eliminate poverty
November 6, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Pack it in boys
Trial by jury really showing itself to be one of our most robust democratic institutions
November 6, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Trial by jury really showing itself to be one of our most robust democratic institutions
Everyone’s talking about our boy Ross’s latest banger but I’ve not seen a discussion of this excellent bit yet
November 6, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Everyone’s talking about our boy Ross’s latest banger but I’ve not seen a discussion of this excellent bit yet
We’re doing woke, and we’re going to be doing it very strongly
November 5, 2025 at 1:59 AM
We’re doing woke, and we’re going to be doing it very strongly
I know Spanberger isn't great, but I saw Winsome Earle-Sears' awful anti-trans ad SO many times, and man is it satisfying to see her get crushed into the ground
November 5, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I know Spanberger isn't great, but I saw Winsome Earle-Sears' awful anti-trans ad SO many times, and man is it satisfying to see her get crushed into the ground
November 4, 2025 at 6:08 PM
British people really don’t know what to do with the “ñ”
November 1, 2025 at 3:34 PM
British people really don’t know what to do with the “ñ”
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once again posting The Chart
October 31, 2025 at 12:46 PM
once again posting The Chart
Reupping this map I made of SNAP participation by county
October 28, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Reupping this map I made of SNAP participation by county
The fit on this line is out of control tbh
October 27, 2025 at 10:30 PM
The fit on this line is out of control tbh
This might cause an international incident
October 25, 2025 at 11:19 PM
This might cause an international incident
You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means
See how the U.S. got hooked on ultraprocessed foods, one of the greatest health threats of our time.
How America Got Hooked on Ultraprocessed Foods
They promised convenience and cheap nutrition. But they became one of the greatest health threats of our time.
nyti.ms
October 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means
West Ham are DIRE
October 24, 2025 at 7:19 PM
West Ham are DIRE
“Never Thought the Leopards Would Eat My Face” lifetime achievement award
October 22, 2025 at 11:02 PM
“Never Thought the Leopards Would Eat My Face” lifetime achievement award
Reposted by Kevin Werner
A federal contracting database lists an ICE payment for $61,218 with the payment code “guided missile warheads and explosive components.” But it appears ICE simply entered the wrong code.
No, ICE (Probably) Didn't Buy Guided Missile Warheads
A federal contracting database lists an ICE payment for $61,218 with the payment code “guided missile warheads and explosive components.” But it appears ICE simply entered the wrong code.
wrd.cm
October 22, 2025 at 8:37 PM
A federal contracting database lists an ICE payment for $61,218 with the payment code “guided missile warheads and explosive components.” But it appears ICE simply entered the wrong code.
“Some version of” is doing a TON of work here. I fully believe lots of Marines have skull and crossbones tattoos. Skull and crossbones are cool! The “death’s head” tattoo that Platner has is extremely specifically Nazi and is not just a generic skull and crossbones
October 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
“Some version of” is doing a TON of work here. I fully believe lots of Marines have skull and crossbones tattoos. Skull and crossbones are cool! The “death’s head” tattoo that Platner has is extremely specifically Nazi and is not just a generic skull and crossbones
ICE is evil but they are not buying guided missiles lmao. Linking to this Reddit comment (shoot me) that explains it www.reddit.com/r/Military/s...
October 21, 2025 at 5:27 PM
ICE is evil but they are not buying guided missiles lmao. Linking to this Reddit comment (shoot me) that explains it www.reddit.com/r/Military/s...
If you spend any amount of time on a local/city subreddit (please don’t) you’ll see posts asking “what’s this weird illness going around???” and the answer is almost always just Covid
October 20, 2025 at 9:28 PM
If you spend any amount of time on a local/city subreddit (please don’t) you’ll see posts asking “what’s this weird illness going around???” and the answer is almost always just Covid
It’s a sign of light in this beleaguered world that people are still stealing from the Louvre
Thieves made off with “priceless” jewelry in a brazen daylight robbery on Sunday at the Louvre Museum in Paris, according to France’s interior minister.
Louvre Closed After Brazen Daylight Robbery
French officials said the thieves broke into a first-floor wing of the Paris museum and fled with “priceless” jewelry.
nyti.ms
October 19, 2025 at 1:15 PM
It’s a sign of light in this beleaguered world that people are still stealing from the Louvre
But what about Republican on Republican crime?
Fracas at GOP debate watch party prompts ACPD response in Clarendon
Fracas at GOP debate watch party prompts ACPD response in Clarendon | ARLnow.com
While a debate among the candidates for Virginia Attorney General focused on violent rhetoric, a debate watch party in Arlington descended into physical violence. Police were called to Mister Days on...
www.arlnow.com
October 17, 2025 at 8:27 PM
But what about Republican on Republican crime?
Republicans man
One of the craziest stories I've seen in a long time. If you think Trump and his administration are extreme and depraved, just wait until you learn about the young guns who are positioning themselves to take over the reigns in the next few decades
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat
Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.
www.politico.com
October 14, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Republicans man