Kevin Boyle
@kevboyle.bsky.social
Expert. The world's smartest idiot.
Scottish. He/Him.
Scottish. He/Him.
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Well, I have my day mapped out.
June 22, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Well, I have my day mapped out.
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Shall I be plain? I wish the bastards dead
May 30, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Shall I be plain? I wish the bastards dead
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mixup at the t-shirt collection point for the London marathon, where I’ve been incorrectly classified as both ‘small’ and ‘relaxed’. I’m large and tense! I’m a thriller in IMAX! I’m a set of marquees!
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April 26, 2025 at 11:56 AM
mixup at the t-shirt collection point for the London marathon, where I’ve been incorrectly classified as both ‘small’ and ‘relaxed’. I’m large and tense! I’m a thriller in IMAX! I’m a set of marquees!
www.justgiving.com/page/asharat... (please share, I’ve been so bad at soliciting donations)
www.justgiving.com/page/asharat... (please share, I’ve been so bad at soliciting donations)
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Today in Milan, a student activist group hung a trash-filled effigy of Musk upside down on a gate outside of piazzale Loreto, where Mussolini's body was displayed in 1945.
They left the message: "C'è sempre posto a piazzale Loreto, Elon" (There's always room in piazzale Loreto, Elon)
They left the message: "C'è sempre posto a piazzale Loreto, Elon" (There's always room in piazzale Loreto, Elon)
January 21, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Today in Milan, a student activist group hung a trash-filled effigy of Musk upside down on a gate outside of piazzale Loreto, where Mussolini's body was displayed in 1945.
They left the message: "C'è sempre posto a piazzale Loreto, Elon" (There's always room in piazzale Loreto, Elon)
They left the message: "C'è sempre posto a piazzale Loreto, Elon" (There's always room in piazzale Loreto, Elon)
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Meanwhile in Germany, the town of Wank is not allowed to use its “I ❤️ Wank” slogan during the skiing World Cup. In summary: No Wanking.
January 20, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Meanwhile in Germany, the town of Wank is not allowed to use its “I ❤️ Wank” slogan during the skiing World Cup. In summary: No Wanking.
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Greg Jackson CEO of Octopus Energy saying (again) on Sky News yesterday that zonal pricing would see Scotland go from some of the highest energy bills in Europe - to the cheapest, Why are the Labour government not listening & why don't they address this inequality?
@uklabourparty.bsky.social
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January 19, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Greg Jackson CEO of Octopus Energy saying (again) on Sky News yesterday that zonal pricing would see Scotland go from some of the highest energy bills in Europe - to the cheapest, Why are the Labour government not listening & why don't they address this inequality?
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@uklabourparty.bsky.social
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I have drunk too much of booze. Presumably cured by more booze. Let's find out.
January 2, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I have drunk too much of booze. Presumably cured by more booze. Let's find out.
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Reminder that if you ever need a meal and can't afford it, find your local gurudwara, they will feed you a great hot meal for free, you won't even have to fetch a plate for yourself and they'll also give you a place to crash if you don't have one and there's room. gurudwara is open to all always
December 21, 2024 at 4:23 PM
Reminder that if you ever need a meal and can't afford it, find your local gurudwara, they will feed you a great hot meal for free, you won't even have to fetch a plate for yourself and they'll also give you a place to crash if you don't have one and there's room. gurudwara is open to all always
It's the most wonderful time of the year,
A bunch of worthless cunts get made peers.
A bunch of worthless cunts get made peers.
Cronies, donors, failed politicians, compensation for the demoted, the politically useful, the unelectable, because they can. Labour's House of Lords. It would make a tinpot dictator in a banana republic blush. Yet we have the gall to lecture the developing world about democracy.
December 22, 2024 at 12:51 PM
It's the most wonderful time of the year,
A bunch of worthless cunts get made peers.
A bunch of worthless cunts get made peers.
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FUN FACT: Even the most modest Goat-Based Elevated Light Rail System has 10 x the throughput of a Tesla Tunnel.
December 18, 2024 at 7:40 PM
FUN FACT: Even the most modest Goat-Based Elevated Light Rail System has 10 x the throughput of a Tesla Tunnel.
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Scotland has a population of less than six million people yet its resources generate enough electricity for twenty five million people every day which is transferred to England and then sold back to Scottish consumers who are then charged the highest prices in Europe to use their own energy.
December 8, 2024 at 3:39 PM
Scotland has a population of less than six million people yet its resources generate enough electricity for twenty five million people every day which is transferred to England and then sold back to Scottish consumers who are then charged the highest prices in Europe to use their own energy.
Played this over and over again. Superb game.
December 22, 2024 at 11:21 AM
Played this over and over again. Superb game.
The big storm has knocked out the electricity a couple of times. Internet is down. I only have 4g.
Already considering moving into the forest and carving unintelligible symbols into a big rock.
Already considering moving into the forest and carving unintelligible symbols into a big rock.
December 21, 2024 at 11:11 PM
The big storm has knocked out the electricity a couple of times. Internet is down. I only have 4g.
Already considering moving into the forest and carving unintelligible symbols into a big rock.
Already considering moving into the forest and carving unintelligible symbols into a big rock.
Honestly don't think Glasgow has ever looked better.
December 10, 2024 at 5:19 PM
Honestly don't think Glasgow has ever looked better.
I'm in beautiful Govan for some reason.
December 10, 2024 at 3:40 PM
I'm in beautiful Govan for some reason.
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It's weird watching Middle East security analysts who have assiduously avoided any mention of Israeli war crimes in Gaza posting videos of Sednaya like they believe in human rights or something
December 8, 2024 at 8:53 PM
It's weird watching Middle East security analysts who have assiduously avoided any mention of Israeli war crimes in Gaza posting videos of Sednaya like they believe in human rights or something
I can also only sing "Goooooldfinger, he's the man, he's the man with the golden gun."
It’s scientifically impossible to remember how the Moonraker theme song goes and not just sing “Moonraker” to the tune of Goldfinger
December 9, 2024 at 12:05 PM
I can also only sing "Goooooldfinger, he's the man, he's the man with the golden gun."
I like it. Not a lot, but I like it.
December 8, 2024 at 3:00 PM
I like it. Not a lot, but I like it.
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Just been to Dumbarton. Or as I call it, Dumb Arton.
December 6, 2024 at 1:06 PM
Just been to Dumbarton. Or as I call it, Dumb Arton.
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