kelsi
@kelspluscoffee.bsky.social
in house counsel in tech 🤖 | neurospicy 🧠 & hearing impaired 🦻| taylor swift’s biggest fan 🫶 | she/her 🏳️🌈
surprise! baby girl is half baked 🤰💗
September 6, 2025 at 12:14 AM
surprise! baby girl is half baked 🤰💗
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The sound you hear is the sound me adding another slide to my border crossing talk, pointing out that Hasan Piker is a US citizen, born in the US.
“The reason they’re doing [this] is to try to create an environment of fear, to try to get people like myself... to shut the fuck up,” Piker said on a stream recounting the details of the incident.
www.usermag.co/p/hasan-pike...
www.usermag.co/p/hasan-pike...
Hasan Piker detained at the border and questioned for hours over politics
"They straight up tried to get something out of me that I think they could use to basically detain me permanently"
www.usermag.co
May 12, 2025 at 8:55 PM
The sound you hear is the sound me adding another slide to my border crossing talk, pointing out that Hasan Piker is a US citizen, born in the US.
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My honorable congressmember, you are not locked in there with them; they are locked in there with you. Act accordingly.
Yes. While there are absolutely things Democrats can and must do to slow, obstruct, etc, GOP hold both House and Senate majorities, severely limiting our options.
Johnson and Thune are handing over the own keys and relinquishing their own power. Even for the cynics this should be a shock.
Johnson and Thune are handing over the own keys and relinquishing their own power. Even for the cynics this should be a shock.
We all like to yell at the Democrats, but it’s really Speaker Mike Johnson and Senate Majority Leader John Thune who are letting Elon Musk and his faceless goon squad make a mockery of their power as leaders of a coequal branch without uttering a peep or lifting a finger.
February 2, 2025 at 11:01 PM
My honorable congressmember, you are not locked in there with them; they are locked in there with you. Act accordingly.
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I think we all fall deeply in love with mass transit.
do any americans go overseas, ride a bullet train, and think: nah, we don't need this?
January 25, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I think we all fall deeply in love with mass transit.
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If you do a Nazi salute to own the libs or to troll or to generate discussion or to make a point you are still doing a Nazi salute.
January 20, 2025 at 11:08 PM
If you do a Nazi salute to own the libs or to troll or to generate discussion or to make a point you are still doing a Nazi salute.
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Just spoke with former Officer Mike Fanone about the Biden pardon that covers him and other officers who testified before the Jan. 6 committee.
“This is a different kind of American exceptionalism. It’s exceptionally fucked up.”
“This is a different kind of American exceptionalism. It’s exceptionally fucked up.”
January 20, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Just spoke with former Officer Mike Fanone about the Biden pardon that covers him and other officers who testified before the Jan. 6 committee.
“This is a different kind of American exceptionalism. It’s exceptionally fucked up.”
“This is a different kind of American exceptionalism. It’s exceptionally fucked up.”
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I do not want your “groundbreaking AI legal tools.” Please stop emailing me about them.
January 14, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I do not want your “groundbreaking AI legal tools.” Please stop emailing me about them.
my dog thinks the workday should be over and I think he may be correct
January 13, 2025 at 9:48 PM
my dog thinks the workday should be over and I think he may be correct
if you’re the type of person who has to repeatedly heat up your coffee this is for you: the yeti mug is worth it & keeps coffee hot better than those hot plate things meant to keep your mug warm. the cup of coffee I made around 9 am is just now starting to cool off 3.5 hours later you are welcome
January 13, 2025 at 6:37 PM
if you’re the type of person who has to repeatedly heat up your coffee this is for you: the yeti mug is worth it & keeps coffee hot better than those hot plate things meant to keep your mug warm. the cup of coffee I made around 9 am is just now starting to cool off 3.5 hours later you are welcome
so anyways, fuck the state of texas because even when your doctor says your baby has a 0% chance of viability you can do nothing but let him slowly die inside of you
January 10, 2025 at 11:45 PM
so anyways, fuck the state of texas because even when your doctor says your baby has a 0% chance of viability you can do nothing but let him slowly die inside of you
as a born and raised texan I can say that this is nuts
According to Mark Zuckerberg, people who live in California are biased but people who live in Texas are objective
January 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
as a born and raised texan I can say that this is nuts
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Dear marketing people, PLEASE STOP making commercials with realistic sounding doorbells.
Thank you,
Dog owners everywhere
Thank you,
Dog owners everywhere
January 5, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Dear marketing people, PLEASE STOP making commercials with realistic sounding doorbells.
Thank you,
Dog owners everywhere
Thank you,
Dog owners everywhere
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None of them were drag queens.
January 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
None of them were drag queens.
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Yeah, who could have predicted this?
December 29, 2024 at 12:17 AM
Yeah, who could have predicted this?
in case anyone was curious, being on bed rest while hosting visitors from out of state over the holidays is not a great time
December 27, 2024 at 11:58 PM
in case anyone was curious, being on bed rest while hosting visitors from out of state over the holidays is not a great time
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”Originalists dig through the trash bin of history like racist raccoons looking for leftover oppression. Then they try to intellectualize this garbage behavior so they can maintain a veneer of legitimacy. Yet their mask is slipping.”
@audrelawdamercy.bsky.social’s Originalism Trap is where it’s at.
@audrelawdamercy.bsky.social’s Originalism Trap is where it’s at.
December 25, 2024 at 10:28 PM
”Originalists dig through the trash bin of history like racist raccoons looking for leftover oppression. Then they try to intellectualize this garbage behavior so they can maintain a veneer of legitimacy. Yet their mask is slipping.”
@audrelawdamercy.bsky.social’s Originalism Trap is where it’s at.
@audrelawdamercy.bsky.social’s Originalism Trap is where it’s at.
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friendly reminder to use your FSA dollars asap! plan b (which may be more difficult to come by in the near future) is eligible! there is also an FSA/HSA eligible tab on Amazon!
December 22, 2024 at 4:23 PM
friendly reminder to use your FSA dollars asap! plan b (which may be more difficult to come by in the near future) is eligible! there is also an FSA/HSA eligible tab on Amazon!
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I bet the one thing all the experts agree on is that neither of these clowns should be remotely involved in matters of public health
December 22, 2024 at 2:01 AM
I bet the one thing all the experts agree on is that neither of these clowns should be remotely involved in matters of public health
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It appears that the person who ratted out this 20-year old Texas abortion patient to the cops was the man who impregnated her, which leads me to my sad but essential reminder: if you are having an abortion in a ban state, tell as few people as possible, and importantly, do not tell your boyfriend.
I wrote about Texas’ lawsuit against a New York abortion provider, and the coming attacks on pro-choice states and the distribution of abortion pills by mail. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
The legal battle over abortion-by-mail in the US has begun – and the stakes are high | Moira Donegan
This fight will test whether pro-choice states can protect providers who mail abortion pills to anti-choice states
www.theguardian.com
December 17, 2024 at 6:30 PM
It appears that the person who ratted out this 20-year old Texas abortion patient to the cops was the man who impregnated her, which leads me to my sad but essential reminder: if you are having an abortion in a ban state, tell as few people as possible, and importantly, do not tell your boyfriend.
have had to get daily intramuscular injections for the past 23 days. Only 37 left to go 🥲
in related news, my butt hurts
in related news, my butt hurts
December 19, 2024 at 1:54 AM
have had to get daily intramuscular injections for the past 23 days. Only 37 left to go 🥲
in related news, my butt hurts
in related news, my butt hurts