Kelso
@kelsorly.bsky.social
i'm a country bumpkin with no sense of humour who sees dead people • hockey • video games • synthwave • horror
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What do you call humans being kidnapped and sent to another country to be imprisoned in shackles and forced to perform intense physical labor while living in horrid conditions under the threat of daily physical violence and rape?
Open a history book. You can do it. I believe in you.
Open a history book. You can do it. I believe in you.
March 22, 2025 at 3:21 PM
What do you call humans being kidnapped and sent to another country to be imprisoned in shackles and forced to perform intense physical labor while living in horrid conditions under the threat of daily physical violence and rape?
Open a history book. You can do it. I believe in you.
Open a history book. You can do it. I believe in you.
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Isolation Peak, Rocky Mountains
Lawren Harris
1930
Lawren Harris
1930
March 15, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Isolation Peak, Rocky Mountains
Lawren Harris
1930
Lawren Harris
1930
Thought I'd be sad to end a 30 year friendship but it's been kinda cathartic.
March 15, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Thought I'd be sad to end a 30 year friendship but it's been kinda cathartic.
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Happy International Women’s Day 😌
March 8, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Happy International Women’s Day 😌
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March 8, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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In Disney movies, losing your mom is how you become a princess. In Disney parks, losing your mom is how you become an unspeakable animatronic horror.
March 6, 2025 at 8:59 PM
In Disney movies, losing your mom is how you become a princess. In Disney parks, losing your mom is how you become an unspeakable animatronic horror.
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(pops head up)
The '00s and '10s vlogger trope of a "Stockholm Syndrome" interpretation for BEAUTY AND THE BEAST completely ignores the historical context of aristocratic hostage-taking AND that Stockholm Syndrome was invented to explain a woman (correctly) telling off an inept man.
The '00s and '10s vlogger trope of a "Stockholm Syndrome" interpretation for BEAUTY AND THE BEAST completely ignores the historical context of aristocratic hostage-taking AND that Stockholm Syndrome was invented to explain a woman (correctly) telling off an inept man.
March 7, 2025 at 1:17 AM
(pops head up)
The '00s and '10s vlogger trope of a "Stockholm Syndrome" interpretation for BEAUTY AND THE BEAST completely ignores the historical context of aristocratic hostage-taking AND that Stockholm Syndrome was invented to explain a woman (correctly) telling off an inept man.
The '00s and '10s vlogger trope of a "Stockholm Syndrome" interpretation for BEAUTY AND THE BEAST completely ignores the historical context of aristocratic hostage-taking AND that Stockholm Syndrome was invented to explain a woman (correctly) telling off an inept man.
Y'all, I'm on page 14 of The Deal and it's already having me roll my eyes.
I'm not judging people that like this or saying I'm better for not, but there has to be actual GOOD romance novels out there without twitching cocks, incredible racks or squeezable asses.
Please point me to them, I beg you.
I'm not judging people that like this or saying I'm better for not, but there has to be actual GOOD romance novels out there without twitching cocks, incredible racks or squeezable asses.
Please point me to them, I beg you.
March 7, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Y'all, I'm on page 14 of The Deal and it's already having me roll my eyes.
I'm not judging people that like this or saying I'm better for not, but there has to be actual GOOD romance novels out there without twitching cocks, incredible racks or squeezable asses.
Please point me to them, I beg you.
I'm not judging people that like this or saying I'm better for not, but there has to be actual GOOD romance novels out there without twitching cocks, incredible racks or squeezable asses.
Please point me to them, I beg you.
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BREAKING NEWS: Canadian Premier Wab Kinew of Manitoba MOCKS Trump by signing a “beautiful” order that officially removes ALL American liquor from Canadian stores in his province.
Donald Trump just caused massive economic damage to our country. How sad and embarrassing.
Donald Trump just caused massive economic damage to our country. How sad and embarrassing.
March 5, 2025 at 6:29 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Canadian Premier Wab Kinew of Manitoba MOCKS Trump by signing a “beautiful” order that officially removes ALL American liquor from Canadian stores in his province.
Donald Trump just caused massive economic damage to our country. How sad and embarrassing.
Donald Trump just caused massive economic damage to our country. How sad and embarrassing.
Watching Lost for the first time and while it's very good, the funeral director in me cannot suspend disbelief about Jack taking his dad's body home.
I'm imagining him showing up to the airport pushing his dad's casket being like "Oh yeah this is my checked baggage." Bro ☠️
I'm imagining him showing up to the airport pushing his dad's casket being like "Oh yeah this is my checked baggage." Bro ☠️
March 5, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Watching Lost for the first time and while it's very good, the funeral director in me cannot suspend disbelief about Jack taking his dad's body home.
I'm imagining him showing up to the airport pushing his dad's casket being like "Oh yeah this is my checked baggage." Bro ☠️
I'm imagining him showing up to the airport pushing his dad's casket being like "Oh yeah this is my checked baggage." Bro ☠️
Have I seen Anora? No. Do I still know Demi deserved to win over Mikey? Yes.
Mikey Madison has won Best Actress for ‘ANORA’ at the #Oscars
See the full winners list: bit.ly/OscarWins25
See the full winners list: bit.ly/OscarWins25
March 3, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Have I seen Anora? No. Do I still know Demi deserved to win over Mikey? Yes.
Unless it is unanimous that the game is very poor quality, nope.
QUESTION:
Do people care about game reviews anymore?
Do people care about game reviews anymore?
February 28, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Unless it is unanimous that the game is very poor quality, nope.
I would decide to finally be sober when the world goes to shit.
February 3, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I would decide to finally be sober when the world goes to shit.