kelpie
@kelpies.bsky.social
He/they - 30+
Currently mostly into DMC/bg3/ffxiv
🔞 minors shouldn't be here
Currently mostly into DMC/bg3/ffxiv
🔞 minors shouldn't be here
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the cycle of “devs working for years to make a game > game launches (and it doesn’t matter how successful it is) > two week waiting period > most of the team laid off” is not only entirely unsustainable but genuinely horrifying
Highguard developer Wildlight has reportedly laid off most of its team, says one a level designer sharing the news of layoffs.
The live service game launched just two weeks ago after being revealed at The Game Awards.
(Read more at Game Informer)
The live service game launched just two weeks ago after being revealed at The Game Awards.
(Read more at Game Informer)
February 12, 2026 at 12:02 AM
the cycle of “devs working for years to make a game > game launches (and it doesn’t matter how successful it is) > two week waiting period > most of the team laid off” is not only entirely unsustainable but genuinely horrifying
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On the Hunt by Jef Bourgeau
January 29, 2026 at 10:02 AM
On the Hunt by Jef Bourgeau
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i think about this constantly. tradwife culture absolutely is a kink and no one will acknowledge that it's basically a 24/7 BDSM arrangement but done in an extremely unsafe and dangerous way.
kinksters who can't/won't acknowledge they're participating in kink are a huge social problem right now, imo. ai gooners, trad influencers and breeding-obsessed politicians are all (among other things) perverts who insist they hate perverts.
February 11, 2026 at 4:59 PM
i think about this constantly. tradwife culture absolutely is a kink and no one will acknowledge that it's basically a 24/7 BDSM arrangement but done in an extremely unsafe and dangerous way.
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Don't put pics on social media either!
January 19, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Don't put pics on social media either!
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Cat Person - Page 28
February 11, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Cat Person - Page 28
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"I think it's best if you stay away from that emo kid... I heard he's trouble."
"Don't worry, man. we'll just study!" (...)
#TransTuesday
"Don't worry, man. we'll just study!" (...)
#TransTuesday
February 10, 2026 at 6:57 PM
"I think it's best if you stay away from that emo kid... I heard he's trouble."
"Don't worry, man. we'll just study!" (...)
#TransTuesday
"Don't worry, man. we'll just study!" (...)
#TransTuesday
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Noodle dragon I did while ago, I'm still in love with the palette <3
February 10, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Noodle dragon I did while ago, I'm still in love with the palette <3
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I got a little too lost with details on this jaguar, but I still consider it cave paint-y enough.
February 10, 2026 at 11:27 PM
I got a little too lost with details on this jaguar, but I still consider it cave paint-y enough.
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intense character building through sex and intimacy. how they fuck DOES matter.
February 10, 2026 at 5:28 PM
intense character building through sex and intimacy. how they fuck DOES matter.
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When a sitting representative refers to the Super Bowl halftime show as “pornography,” people should use that to reflect on how they and other representatives are simultaneously working to ban, censor, and restrict “pornography” and what that actually means
February 10, 2026 at 6:52 PM
When a sitting representative refers to the Super Bowl halftime show as “pornography,” people should use that to reflect on how they and other representatives are simultaneously working to ban, censor, and restrict “pornography” and what that actually means
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February 11, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Another stupid thing that I barely think about anymore with IBS is the inability to go "I'll do that after I've eaten" if it involves leaving my apartment. I usually have to wait like 2 hours after I've eaten to see if it's safe
February 10, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Another stupid thing that I barely think about anymore with IBS is the inability to go "I'll do that after I've eaten" if it involves leaving my apartment. I usually have to wait like 2 hours after I've eaten to see if it's safe
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Hey can we bring back all those internet safety campaigns we had when I was a millennial teen? It is NOT my job to parent someone else's kids and have to submit my ID to places to sanitize the internet for some puritanical outrage about kids. Parents should be doing this themselves.
February 9, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Hey can we bring back all those internet safety campaigns we had when I was a millennial teen? It is NOT my job to parent someone else's kids and have to submit my ID to places to sanitize the internet for some puritanical outrage about kids. Parents should be doing this themselves.
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"Why do you care if you have to ID yourself online you have to ID if you go into a bar irl or buy booze or go into a sex shop"
Yeah cool but the cashier behind the counter at the sex shop doesn't log my full government name, age, height, gender and birth place if I go in there to buy a dildo.
Yeah cool but the cashier behind the counter at the sex shop doesn't log my full government name, age, height, gender and birth place if I go in there to buy a dildo.
February 9, 2026 at 5:19 PM
"Why do you care if you have to ID yourself online you have to ID if you go into a bar irl or buy booze or go into a sex shop"
Yeah cool but the cashier behind the counter at the sex shop doesn't log my full government name, age, height, gender and birth place if I go in there to buy a dildo.
Yeah cool but the cashier behind the counter at the sex shop doesn't log my full government name, age, height, gender and birth place if I go in there to buy a dildo.
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February 9, 2026 at 8:36 PM
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February 9, 2026 at 8:47 PM
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I love it when a game content flags for "implied sexuality" because sometimes that means "the narrative textually acknowledges that sex exists", and sometimes that means "well, you can't see ALL of the protagonist's cock", and you never know which one you're going to get.
February 10, 2026 at 7:25 AM
I love it when a game content flags for "implied sexuality" because sometimes that means "the narrative textually acknowledges that sex exists", and sometimes that means "well, you can't see ALL of the protagonist's cock", and you never know which one you're going to get.
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Duncan, the regretful | Five of Cups 💧
1/3 zine art for @dragonageannual.art
#DragonAge #DragonAgeAnnual #LynArt
1/3 zine art for @dragonageannual.art
#DragonAge #DragonAgeAnnual #LynArt
February 10, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Duncan, the regretful | Five of Cups 💧
1/3 zine art for @dragonageannual.art
#DragonAge #DragonAgeAnnual #LynArt
1/3 zine art for @dragonageannual.art
#DragonAge #DragonAgeAnnual #LynArt
nordicfuzzcon next week... I'm aiming for one day pass because i can't afford anything else. Sure hope i get in at all 😩
If not, at least i get to spend some time with the friends i'm staying with
If not, at least i get to spend some time with the friends i'm staying with
February 10, 2026 at 9:59 AM
nordicfuzzcon next week... I'm aiming for one day pass because i can't afford anything else. Sure hope i get in at all 😩
If not, at least i get to spend some time with the friends i'm staying with
If not, at least i get to spend some time with the friends i'm staying with
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🌶️ #kinktober 7: Size Difference
oh, to have a religious experience of being tongue fucked by your patron deity..
oh, to have a religious experience of being tongue fucked by your patron deity..
October 25, 2024 at 10:54 PM
🌶️ #kinktober 7: Size Difference
oh, to have a religious experience of being tongue fucked by your patron deity..
oh, to have a religious experience of being tongue fucked by your patron deity..