Kelly
@kellyinpixels.bsky.social
She/her
IT, Bluesky/ATProto enthusiasts, Hobby GameDev, Final Fantasy, Stardew Valley, Mom, 30+, mildly unhinged, Central Jersey
IT, Bluesky/ATProto enthusiasts, Hobby GameDev, Final Fantasy, Stardew Valley, Mom, 30+, mildly unhinged, Central Jersey
I'm super bummed that theres a good chance Vance will be the 1st millenial president, but im also a little hopeful that hes so unlikable that the PR machine is cranking over time to make him likable that the whole movement is going to crumble on e Trump is gone.
January 26, 2026 at 5:21 PM
I'm super bummed that theres a good chance Vance will be the 1st millenial president, but im also a little hopeful that hes so unlikable that the PR machine is cranking over time to make him likable that the whole movement is going to crumble on e Trump is gone.
"video games make people violent!"
Me: Hey Google, in Minecraft do cows get scared when you kill another cow near them?
Me: Hey Google, in Minecraft do cows get scared when you kill another cow near them?
January 26, 2026 at 5:16 PM
"video games make people violent!"
Me: Hey Google, in Minecraft do cows get scared when you kill another cow near them?
Me: Hey Google, in Minecraft do cows get scared when you kill another cow near them?
Good news: I did not wake up 27 times last night! 🎉
Bad news: because I never fell asleep. 💀
Bad news: because I never fell asleep. 💀
January 26, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Good news: I did not wake up 27 times last night! 🎉
Bad news: because I never fell asleep. 💀
Bad news: because I never fell asleep. 💀
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Have a beautiful day
January 26, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Have a beautiful day
I keep seeing these posts on tiktok that are like "Why don't women fight for marriage? Why do they rush to divorce?" Bro, your answer is right there. Why is it on women to save a marriage? Dudes be like "I want to work and come home and do nothing. WHY AREN'T WOMEN FIGHTING FOR THIS???"
January 26, 2026 at 1:33 PM
I keep seeing these posts on tiktok that are like "Why don't women fight for marriage? Why do they rush to divorce?" Bro, your answer is right there. Why is it on women to save a marriage? Dudes be like "I want to work and come home and do nothing. WHY AREN'T WOMEN FIGHTING FOR THIS???"
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January 26, 2026 at 12:17 PM
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I think all blue states should obey and comply and send voter records to the federal government to avoid any further ICE involvement.
Accurate data? 🤷♀️ Up to date records? 🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️ unaltered data? 🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️ that's a lot to ask for im just saying data.
Accurate data? 🤷♀️ Up to date records? 🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️ unaltered data? 🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️ that's a lot to ask for im just saying data.
January 25, 2026 at 1:58 PM
I think all blue states should obey and comply and send voter records to the federal government to avoid any further ICE involvement.
Accurate data? 🤷♀️ Up to date records? 🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️ unaltered data? 🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️ that's a lot to ask for im just saying data.
Accurate data? 🤷♀️ Up to date records? 🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️ unaltered data? 🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️ that's a lot to ask for im just saying data.
Hypothetically, purely Hypothetically, do you think Pam Bondi or Trump would be able to tell if a state sent "altered" or "AI Generated" voter records?
Like if I was writing a fictional book on this type of scenario would it be believable? 🤷♀️
Like if I was writing a fictional book on this type of scenario would it be believable? 🤷♀️
Pam Bondi just sent a letter to Minnesota officials saying ICE will leave if the state turns over its voter database to Trump.
Guess what? This has never been about safety or immigration. It’s a pretext for Trump to take over elections in swing states.
Guess what? This has never been about safety or immigration. It’s a pretext for Trump to take over elections in swing states.
January 25, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Hypothetically, purely Hypothetically, do you think Pam Bondi or Trump would be able to tell if a state sent "altered" or "AI Generated" voter records?
Like if I was writing a fictional book on this type of scenario would it be believable? 🤷♀️
Like if I was writing a fictional book on this type of scenario would it be believable? 🤷♀️
I think a major difference between the left and the right is that the left (generally) doesn't think its safe to have every day people wondering around with guns on them and the right doesnt think its safe to have every day people wondering around with guns on them if they're not Trump supporters.
January 25, 2026 at 1:49 PM
I think a major difference between the left and the right is that the left (generally) doesn't think its safe to have every day people wondering around with guns on them and the right doesnt think its safe to have every day people wondering around with guns on them if they're not Trump supporters.
"I don't know how our country got here!"
We've been working towards this for years. Remeber when all those black kids were being shot by police? They were conditioning us to be comfortable with black kids dying so we can justify white people dying. Its by design.
We've been working towards this for years. Remeber when all those black kids were being shot by police? They were conditioning us to be comfortable with black kids dying so we can justify white people dying. Its by design.
January 25, 2026 at 12:51 PM
"I don't know how our country got here!"
We've been working towards this for years. Remeber when all those black kids were being shot by police? They were conditioning us to be comfortable with black kids dying so we can justify white people dying. Its by design.
We've been working towards this for years. Remeber when all those black kids were being shot by police? They were conditioning us to be comfortable with black kids dying so we can justify white people dying. Its by design.
Child: Fuck.
Me: Hey! Don't use that language!
Child: Ice. I was saying Fuck Ice.
Me: ....... ok.
Me: Hey! Don't use that language!
Child: Ice. I was saying Fuck Ice.
Me: ....... ok.
January 24, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Child: Fuck.
Me: Hey! Don't use that language!
Child: Ice. I was saying Fuck Ice.
Me: ....... ok.
Me: Hey! Don't use that language!
Child: Ice. I was saying Fuck Ice.
Me: ....... ok.
5yo was upset that the replica woolly mammoth we saw at the museum died.
... I have good news and I have bad news....
... I have good news and I have bad news....
January 24, 2026 at 6:50 PM
5yo was upset that the replica woolly mammoth we saw at the museum died.
... I have good news and I have bad news....
... I have good news and I have bad news....
Does anyone else imagine Steve Miller turning on the TV and seeing Stephen Miller and being like "Wow, this guy fucking sucks."
January 24, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Does anyone else imagine Steve Miller turning on the TV and seeing Stephen Miller and being like "Wow, this guy fucking sucks."
Me: I've had this tune stuck in my head. It goes like "Da, da, da-da da da da-da DA! But I cant place it. Is it Bowie? The Beatles?
Me 3 Days Later: OMG it's Truck Tunes. 🤦♀️
(We're big Truck Tunes fans in this house!)
Me 3 Days Later: OMG it's Truck Tunes. 🤦♀️
(We're big Truck Tunes fans in this house!)
January 24, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Me: I've had this tune stuck in my head. It goes like "Da, da, da-da da da da-da DA! But I cant place it. Is it Bowie? The Beatles?
Me 3 Days Later: OMG it's Truck Tunes. 🤦♀️
(We're big Truck Tunes fans in this house!)
Me 3 Days Later: OMG it's Truck Tunes. 🤦♀️
(We're big Truck Tunes fans in this house!)
Nah. That ain't for me.
January 24, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Nah. That ain't for me.
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ICE just crashed a car at my intersection (due to their own shitty driving) and immediately got out and tear gassed observers.
January 23, 2026 at 7:38 PM
ICE just crashed a car at my intersection (due to their own shitty driving) and immediately got out and tear gassed observers.
I haven't been to church in decades. Can someone remind me who the patron saint of going to the store the day before a snow storm is?
January 23, 2026 at 5:35 PM
I haven't been to church in decades. Can someone remind me who the patron saint of going to the store the day before a snow storm is?
Look, man, if you expect me to travel half an hour to get to your office, there better be some food out there. I'm not working in the middle of the sticks. What am i going to eat for lunch???
January 23, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Look, man, if you expect me to travel half an hour to get to your office, there better be some food out there. I'm not working in the middle of the sticks. What am i going to eat for lunch???
What is Trump's goal of cutting funding to blue states.
Does he wants us to move to red states for a better quality of life and vote blue there??
OK, im getting tired of winter anyway. 🤷♀️
Does he wants us to move to red states for a better quality of life and vote blue there??
OK, im getting tired of winter anyway. 🤷♀️
January 23, 2026 at 1:41 PM
What is Trump's goal of cutting funding to blue states.
Does he wants us to move to red states for a better quality of life and vote blue there??
OK, im getting tired of winter anyway. 🤷♀️
Does he wants us to move to red states for a better quality of life and vote blue there??
OK, im getting tired of winter anyway. 🤷♀️
I thought that was really her for a second!!
LA-based drag queen Lauren Banall has gone viral with performances cosplaying as Erika Kirk, and is now using her virality to fundraise for US civil rights charity the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU).
January 23, 2026 at 1:21 PM
I thought that was really her for a second!!
Oooooh it all makes sense now!
They went after Ms Rachel for speaking out for children of Gaza because they knew she would speak out for children of the United States.
They went after Ms Rachel for speaking out for children of Gaza because they knew she would speak out for children of the United States.
January 23, 2026 at 11:44 AM
Oooooh it all makes sense now!
They went after Ms Rachel for speaking out for children of Gaza because they knew she would speak out for children of the United States.
They went after Ms Rachel for speaking out for children of Gaza because they knew she would speak out for children of the United States.
I like playing Minecraft but I hate mining!!
Oh yeah. I can turn off monsters and turn on creative to give myself a bajillion torches!
Oh yeah. I can turn off monsters and turn on creative to give myself a bajillion torches!
January 23, 2026 at 4:05 AM
I like playing Minecraft but I hate mining!!
Oh yeah. I can turn off monsters and turn on creative to give myself a bajillion torches!
Oh yeah. I can turn off monsters and turn on creative to give myself a bajillion torches!
The feeling when they dont call on you in a meeting.
a man in a blue shirt is standing in front of a crowd
Alt: Jon hamm dancing at a rave in a trance
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January 22, 2026 at 4:14 PM
The feeling when they dont call on you in a meeting.
Im working on a 1 JAVA Project a Month program to boost my resume. I spent a good chunk of time today setting up my 1st project.
It feel so good to make something again.
It feel so good to make something again.
January 21, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Im working on a 1 JAVA Project a Month program to boost my resume. I spent a good chunk of time today setting up my 1st project.
It feel so good to make something again.
It feel so good to make something again.