Kelly
@kellyinpixels.bsky.social
She/her
IT, Bluesky/ATProto enthusiasts, Hobby GameDev, Final Fantasy, Stardew Valley, Mom, 30+, mildly unhinged, Central Jersey
IT, Bluesky/ATProto enthusiasts, Hobby GameDev, Final Fantasy, Stardew Valley, Mom, 30+, mildly unhinged, Central Jersey
Made a mom friend at craft hour at the library. She was telling me her and her son are AuADHD. I went home and I was like crap! I should have asked her if she was into Stardew Valley!!!
November 22, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Made a mom friend at craft hour at the library. She was telling me her and her son are AuADHD. I went home and I was like crap! I should have asked her if she was into Stardew Valley!!!
5yo: Mommy can you play with me?
Me: Sure!
5yo playing:
Me: Sure!
5yo playing:
a wrestling match is going on in front of a crowd of people
Alt: a wrestling match is going on in front of a crowd of people
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November 22, 2025 at 5:47 PM
5yo: Mommy can you play with me?
Me: Sure!
5yo playing:
Me: Sure!
5yo playing:
Guys. I think we have a good chance at implementing universal Healthcare if we can get a handsome middle Eastern man with a beard and a nice smile to pitch it to Trump right now!
November 22, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Guys. I think we have a good chance at implementing universal Healthcare if we can get a handsome middle Eastern man with a beard and a nice smile to pitch it to Trump right now!
Info: What happens if I wear an 18 hour bra longer than 18 hours? Will my boobs explode? I need to know.
November 22, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Info: What happens if I wear an 18 hour bra longer than 18 hours? Will my boobs explode? I need to know.
Update: my graphics card doesn't support the game. Womp. Womp.
I'm at 89%. I'm locked in, guys. Sunk cost fallacy!
November 20, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Update: my graphics card doesn't support the game. Womp. Womp.
My dream is to one day meet Katie Miller so I can ask her who her husband is. And then when she tells me, I can act confused and be like "The Big ol' jetairliner guy???"
November 20, 2025 at 2:55 AM
My dream is to one day meet Katie Miller so I can ask her who her husband is. And then when she tells me, I can act confused and be like "The Big ol' jetairliner guy???"
Me: Oh man, I can't wait to play that new game I downloaded!!
The game:
The game:
November 20, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Me: Oh man, I can't wait to play that new game I downloaded!!
The game:
The game:
"There is no ethical use for AI"
November 19, 2025 at 8:28 PM
"There is no ethical use for AI"
If I had my own company, I would have unlimited vacation, BUT you are required to take 1 week per quarter. So you would have a minimum of a 4 weeks per year.
November 19, 2025 at 1:57 PM
If I had my own company, I would have unlimited vacation, BUT you are required to take 1 week per quarter. So you would have a minimum of a 4 weeks per year.
I didn't choose the 90s retro JRPG fan life. The 90s retro JRPG fan life chose me.
I didn't choose the skater boi life. The skater boi life chose me
I didn't choose the silly goose life. The silly goose life chose me
November 19, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I didn't choose the 90s retro JRPG fan life. The 90s retro JRPG fan life chose me.
Child doesn't understand the concept that you have to set up your environment. 😆😆 I'm like let's record a test and make sure the sound works. No. He wants to start playing. 😄😄 hes going to learn all lot of important life lessons!
My 5yo wants to be a gaming YouTube so I'm learning streaming software so we can make videos to send to our friends.
November 19, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Child doesn't understand the concept that you have to set up your environment. 😆😆 I'm like let's record a test and make sure the sound works. No. He wants to start playing. 😄😄 hes going to learn all lot of important life lessons!
My 5yo wants to be a gaming YouTube so I'm learning streaming software so we can make videos to send to our friends.
November 19, 2025 at 1:24 PM
My 5yo wants to be a gaming YouTube so I'm learning streaming software so we can make videos to send to our friends.
A lot of people are wondering what is Trump's angle with releasing the Epstein files??
I think at least 70% of things Trump does is to rile up the left to get them to violently protest so he'll have an excuse to execute martial law. I think that's going to play a role here.
I think at least 70% of things Trump does is to rile up the left to get them to violently protest so he'll have an excuse to execute martial law. I think that's going to play a role here.
November 19, 2025 at 3:30 AM
A lot of people are wondering what is Trump's angle with releasing the Epstein files??
I think at least 70% of things Trump does is to rile up the left to get them to violently protest so he'll have an excuse to execute martial law. I think that's going to play a role here.
I think at least 70% of things Trump does is to rile up the left to get them to violently protest so he'll have an excuse to execute martial law. I think that's going to play a role here.
SQUARE ENIX STEAM SALE!!!!!
November 19, 2025 at 12:46 AM
SQUARE ENIX STEAM SALE!!!!!
Did my first COBOL lab. I actually remember a lot from my old Mainframe days!
I'm trying to get a state or bank job to get better insurance.
I'm trying to get a state or bank job to get better insurance.
a woman is standing in front of a mirror with the words it 's all coming back to me now
Alt: a woman is standing in front of a mirror with the words it 's all coming back to me now
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November 18, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Did my first COBOL lab. I actually remember a lot from my old Mainframe days!
I'm trying to get a state or bank job to get better insurance.
I'm trying to get a state or bank job to get better insurance.
I have a 1:1 meeting with my boss, let me review my notes:
Don't say anything weird.
Don't say anything weird.
November 18, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I have a 1:1 meeting with my boss, let me review my notes:
Don't say anything weird.
Don't say anything weird.
WIBTA if I told my boss I'll be out for an hour on Wenesday to get shots with my son?
(Flu shot + boosters)
(Flu shot + boosters)
November 17, 2025 at 8:31 PM
WIBTA if I told my boss I'll be out for an hour on Wenesday to get shots with my son?
(Flu shot + boosters)
(Flu shot + boosters)
New Sublime song? 🤨
It's a bop. 😐
It's sung by Bradley Nowell's son. 🥹💃🎉🎆
It's a bop. 😐
It's sung by Bradley Nowell's son. 🥹💃🎉🎆
November 17, 2025 at 5:47 PM
New Sublime song? 🤨
It's a bop. 😐
It's sung by Bradley Nowell's son. 🥹💃🎉🎆
It's a bop. 😐
It's sung by Bradley Nowell's son. 🥹💃🎉🎆
This one time, I worked in an office with a bunch of guys who would challenge each other to eat the hottest peppers. They would find pepper products, and even grow their own peppers to bring in.
One day I walked into the break room and they were sitting around and had a jar of red sauce...
One day I walked into the break room and they were sitting around and had a jar of red sauce...
November 17, 2025 at 4:07 PM
This one time, I worked in an office with a bunch of guys who would challenge each other to eat the hottest peppers. They would find pepper products, and even grow their own peppers to bring in.
One day I walked into the break room and they were sitting around and had a jar of red sauce...
One day I walked into the break room and they were sitting around and had a jar of red sauce...
Child: (spraying airfreshner around my office) Tell me when to stop!
Me: Please stop.
Child: (sprays 27 more times)
Me: Please stop.
Child: (sprays 27 more times)
November 17, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Child: (spraying airfreshner around my office) Tell me when to stop!
Me: Please stop.
Child: (sprays 27 more times)
Me: Please stop.
Child: (sprays 27 more times)
They're not concerned about men dressing up as women to sneak into bathrooms.
They're concerned about women dressing up as men to vote.
They're concerned about women dressing up as men to vote.
November 17, 2025 at 1:37 PM
They're not concerned about men dressing up as women to sneak into bathrooms.
They're concerned about women dressing up as men to vote.
They're concerned about women dressing up as men to vote.
I introduced my son to Portal. GLaDOS said he can quit to get cake and he's like "I want cake!! I want cake!!"
Bro doesn't even know! 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
Bro doesn't even know! 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
November 13, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I introduced my son to Portal. GLaDOS said he can quit to get cake and he's like "I want cake!! I want cake!!"
Bro doesn't even know! 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
Bro doesn't even know! 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆