kelly
@kellyfakename.bsky.social
i like buffalo sports and sometimes the ny rangers. always rooting for fellow redheads. i don't know.
i have never doubted the buffalo sabres
November 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
i have never doubted the buffalo sabres
sabres are the worst sports team in this stupid fascist nation
November 23, 2025 at 7:04 PM
sabres are the worst sports team in this stupid fascist nation
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not unique to wikipedia but i love that every list of "wrestling controversies" is like
- double murder suicide
- they booked the world title bad
- industrial accident murder
- they booked the world title bad
- organized crime murder
- organized crime murder
- double murder suicide
- they booked the world title bad
- industrial accident murder
- they booked the world title bad
- organized crime murder
- organized crime murder
August 13, 2025 at 1:48 PM
not unique to wikipedia but i love that every list of "wrestling controversies" is like
- double murder suicide
- they booked the world title bad
- industrial accident murder
- they booked the world title bad
- organized crime murder
- organized crime murder
- double murder suicide
- they booked the world title bad
- industrial accident murder
- they booked the world title bad
- organized crime murder
- organized crime murder
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vegan breakfast sausage is good enough now that we should get rid of the regular stuff
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 12:57 PM
vegan breakfast sausage is good enough now that we should get rid of the regular stuff
no one has wished me a happy national redhead day :(
November 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
no one has wished me a happy national redhead day :(
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There are more of us than there are of them.
November 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
There are more of us than there are of them.
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A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
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politics: he is 34 years old, just a baby. what does he know of the world?
sports: he is 34 years old, he should really think about hanging it up before he becomes an embarrassment
sports: he is 34 years old, he should really think about hanging it up before he becomes an embarrassment
November 5, 2025 at 2:39 PM
politics: he is 34 years old, just a baby. what does he know of the world?
sports: he is 34 years old, he should really think about hanging it up before he becomes an embarrassment
sports: he is 34 years old, he should really think about hanging it up before he becomes an embarrassment
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NO OTHER FOOTBALL TEAM HAS THIS PROBLEM!!!!!!!!
the bills defense loves to yell and gesture vehemently at each other
November 3, 2025 at 12:09 AM
NO OTHER FOOTBALL TEAM HAS THIS PROBLEM!!!!!!!!
once again i am asking, why is our top wide receiver returning punts
November 2, 2025 at 9:41 PM
once again i am asking, why is our top wide receiver returning punts
im really supposed to watch a fucking bills-chiefs game today after what happened last night. no thank you!
November 2, 2025 at 2:13 PM
im really supposed to watch a fucking bills-chiefs game today after what happened last night. no thank you!
what a bummer. oh well. still a great season i guess
November 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
what a bummer. oh well. still a great season i guess
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Tell me the devil doesn't exist. Watch this baseball game and tell me the devil doesn't exist.
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Tell me the devil doesn't exist. Watch this baseball game and tell me the devil doesn't exist.
i hate this so fucking much man
November 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
i hate this so fucking much man
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honestly bread lowkey hits when circuses are the vibe
November 2, 2025 at 3:20 AM
honestly bread lowkey hits when circuses are the vibe
goodbye it was nice knowing you all
November 2, 2025 at 3:15 AM
goodbye it was nice knowing you all
it was always gonna end like this btw. it was always gonna come down to shohei ohtani in the 9th inning of game 7 of the world series. what a fucking season
November 2, 2025 at 3:13 AM
it was always gonna end like this btw. it was always gonna come down to shohei ohtani in the 9th inning of game 7 of the world series. what a fucking season
three more outs im gonna puke
November 2, 2025 at 2:53 AM
three more outs im gonna puke
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I like when they cover their mouths to whisper with each other, like they’re talking about boys that they like
November 2, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I like when they cover their mouths to whisper with each other, like they’re talking about boys that they like
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standing and saluting max scherzer from my living room thank u king
November 2, 2025 at 1:44 AM
standing and saluting max scherzer from my living room thank u king
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Has this World Series consistently featured the highest quality of baseball? No. Has it featured the widest array possible of beautiful, weird, specific baseball delights? Yes.
November 2, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Has this World Series consistently featured the highest quality of baseball? No. Has it featured the widest array possible of beautiful, weird, specific baseball delights? Yes.
greatest world series i've ever seen and it's not just because my team is in it
November 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
greatest world series i've ever seen and it's not just because my team is in it
god bless the toronto blue jays baseball team
November 2, 2025 at 1:22 AM
god bless the toronto blue jays baseball team
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i love reading first hand accounts of old timey people encountering animals for the first time
November 1, 2025 at 5:24 PM
i love reading first hand accounts of old timey people encountering animals for the first time