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Kelly Cupcakes 🧁
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she / her 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦
smut purveyor 🌶️
protein princess 💪🏻
rope bunny 🪢
cat mom 🐱
audiobookworm 📚
hot sloppy mess ✨

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"you look cute"

"i look like a dirtbag"

"ya but like a hot lesbian dirtbag"
if you can't handle me in winter you don't deserve me in summer
May 7, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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oh cool so dolls really haven't changed, huh?
March 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
just overheard some guy telling a girl how much he likes The Wind Rises, and she asked him if it was sad he was like "nah not really"

bro the main character's wife dies of tuberculosis, what the fuck are you talking about?
March 19, 2025 at 12:11 AM
i can't believe they're closing down Urban Dead after almost 20 years 😕 and just because of some change to UK laws governing online spaces

been playing on and off since i was a teenager and i know it's not what it once was but like, still sad to see it go
March 7, 2025 at 11:08 PM
♀️🎂 today's my 3 year estrogen anniversary 🎂♀️
March 5, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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femdom problems #17 - when your new paddle is too big for your favourite purse 😒
October 5, 2023 at 6:24 PM
if eyes are the window to the soul, then tears are feelings being defenestrated
December 31, 2024 at 11:08 PM
this is like peak Bio writing
December 28, 2024 at 4:13 PM
well merry fucking christmas to me, my new team lead just cut my hours in half so i'm no longer full-time
December 16, 2024 at 9:58 PM
some days i think i'll never stop grieving him
December 2, 2024 at 5:49 PM
there are no working clocks in my home, but there are a lot of mirrors.

not sure what that says about me
November 30, 2024 at 7:41 PM
looks like somebody can't read
November 29, 2024 at 6:30 PM
post a picture you took to add some calm to the timeline
November 29, 2024 at 1:00 AM
i feel like i need time to pause for like a whole month

a month of paid leave would be a close second but even then stuff would still accumulate and people would still want time with me. whereas just like a whole month to play catch up on stuff would be a total gamechanger for me
November 25, 2024 at 5:11 AM
i want a late night laundromat bar

imagine splitting a pitcher of beer while you and a friend spend a few hours doing loads of laundry together. sharing deets of what you each got up to that week while you watch clothes spin round. helping your buddy fold their still-warm-from-the-dryer bedsheets.
November 24, 2024 at 11:28 PM
ngl, pairing converse and my denim jacket with my fox onesie and then heading out in public kinda has me questioning this whole "not being a furry" thing
November 24, 2024 at 12:20 AM
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It is our duty to outlive them so we can piss on their graves.
November 21, 2024 at 3:10 AM
gonna go home, collapse into bed, and play one of my favourite games: sleep or weep?
November 21, 2024 at 8:43 PM
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my favorite genre of Film is Kristen Stewart smoking cigarettes.

#FilmSky
November 16, 2024 at 2:44 PM
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brainstorming hostile architecture to keep my cats from digging in my plants
November 16, 2024 at 3:02 PM
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Committing to rewilding my gut microbiome (eating ass)
November 1, 2024 at 11:44 PM
terrible decision smh
squeezing a stereotypical cishet vanilla romance in between all the queer kinky smut i've been reading, as a palette cleanser lmao 📚
November 16, 2024 at 3:31 PM
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I truly believe that we can come together as a community and be unwell enough to make this website stick
November 16, 2024 at 3:05 PM
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DUNGEONS. They're fine and all, but what if you could fly them around? Please enjoy my first and indeed only D&D hack entitled RULES FOR FLYING DUNGEONS

PDFs and text-only versions here:
www.patreon.com/posts/rules-...
November 7, 2024 at 11:32 AM