Kelly Beth
@kellybirddc.bsky.social
AZ native, now in DC (with my eye on San Francisco) 🌅 ➡️ 🏛️ ➡️ 🌉
Sitting on my Denver bound flight next to an 81 year old retired cop on her way to visit her friend, a retired defense attorney. Told her about #CrimeCon and she’s so bummed she didn’t know about it. Wondering if I can fit her and her friend into a garment bag when I check into the hotel. 🤔
September 2, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Sitting on my Denver bound flight next to an 81 year old retired cop on her way to visit her friend, a retired defense attorney. Told her about #CrimeCon and she’s so bummed she didn’t know about it. Wondering if I can fit her and her friend into a garment bag when I check into the hotel. 🤔
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“You cannot argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience” -Mark Twain
This is why the medical experts are leaving the CDC.
This is why the medical experts are leaving the CDC.
August 30, 2025 at 12:57 AM
“You cannot argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience” -Mark Twain
This is why the medical experts are leaving the CDC.
This is why the medical experts are leaving the CDC.
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BREAKING: Congresswoman Maxine Waters just called for Trump’s cabinet to invoke “Article 25” of the Constitution to remove him from office.
“Something's wrong with this president!"
Who agrees?
“Something's wrong with this president!"
Who agrees?
August 30, 2025 at 1:37 PM
BREAKING: Congresswoman Maxine Waters just called for Trump’s cabinet to invoke “Article 25” of the Constitution to remove him from office.
“Something's wrong with this president!"
Who agrees?
“Something's wrong with this president!"
Who agrees?
I’ve been so busy at work lately that I just now (Monday, 8:05pm) realized that my vacation is *next week*! Gonna hang with my brother, eat green chile, and go to CrimeCon. Can’t wait!!
August 26, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I’ve been so busy at work lately that I just now (Monday, 8:05pm) realized that my vacation is *next week*! Gonna hang with my brother, eat green chile, and go to CrimeCon. Can’t wait!!
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Between Kilmar Abrego Garcia and the DOJ official who tried to extort a plea out of him with threats of trafficking him to Uganda, there is someone who committed a crime. But that someone isn't Kilmar Abrego Garcia.
August 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Between Kilmar Abrego Garcia and the DOJ official who tried to extort a plea out of him with threats of trafficking him to Uganda, there is someone who committed a crime. But that someone isn't Kilmar Abrego Garcia.
@joshmankiewicz.bsky.social just gotta get these last couple bugs worked out and then he’s coming for you for real this time.
August 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
@joshmankiewicz.bsky.social just gotta get these last couple bugs worked out and then he’s coming for you for real this time.
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Kid Rock: I will no longer sell my music in California.
Scott Baio: I will no longer act in California.
Governor Newsom: My policies are working.
Scott Baio: I will no longer act in California.
Governor Newsom: My policies are working.
August 24, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Kid Rock: I will no longer sell my music in California.
Scott Baio: I will no longer act in California.
Governor Newsom: My policies are working.
Scott Baio: I will no longer act in California.
Governor Newsom: My policies are working.
Ah, no wonder they never turn up in my feed. ☹️
August 23, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Ah, no wonder they never turn up in my feed. ☹️
Hahahahahahahahahaaaa
The lack of self-awareness @gavinnewsom.bsky.social has baited them into is incredible.
This is easily the funniest thing Hannity has ever said.
This is easily the funniest thing Hannity has ever said.
August 21, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Hahahahahahahahahaaaa
@joshmankiewicz.bsky.social Hey there. I’m watching the latest episode and this guy’s tie completely took me out of it. I’ve never seen that kind of non-knot before. Did you ask him about it?
August 17, 2025 at 12:57 AM
@joshmankiewicz.bsky.social Hey there. I’m watching the latest episode and this guy’s tie completely took me out of it. I’ve never seen that kind of non-knot before. Did you ask him about it?
August 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
My roommate just asked, “When are you going to Murder Con? I want to put it in my calendar.” I said, “If you mean #CrimeCon, I’m leaving on 9/2. We don’t talk about Murder Con.” 😏
August 8, 2025 at 2:11 PM
My roommate just asked, “When are you going to Murder Con? I want to put it in my calendar.” I said, “If you mean #CrimeCon, I’m leaving on 9/2. We don’t talk about Murder Con.” 😏
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I’ve got #Dateline S23:E18 on in the background while I’m working. HOW do so many women fall for it when a man tells her he works for the CIA/FBI/M16? 99% of the time it’s code for “I’m married”. I want to reach through the TV and shake her!
August 6, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I’ve got #Dateline S23:E18 on in the background while I’m working. HOW do so many women fall for it when a man tells her he works for the CIA/FBI/M16? 99% of the time it’s code for “I’m married”. I want to reach through the TV and shake her!
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After the resounding success of his 1942 film, the drug-fueled orgies at Bambi’s Beverly Hills mansion became the stuff of Hollywood legend.
August 5, 2025 at 5:47 PM
After the resounding success of his 1942 film, the drug-fueled orgies at Bambi’s Beverly Hills mansion became the stuff of Hollywood legend.
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If he's somehow allowed to run again, there's only one suitable candidate to run against him: BARACK OBAMA.
#PoeticJustice ⚖️
#PoeticJustice ⚖️
August 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
If he's somehow allowed to run again, there's only one suitable candidate to run against him: BARACK OBAMA.
#PoeticJustice ⚖️
#PoeticJustice ⚖️
@datedateline.bsky.social hi ladies! 👋🏻 you’ve probably already heard this from a million people, but the way Keith pronounced Prescott in the Bridle Path episode is the correct pronunciation (meaning that’s how AZ locals pronounce it), but you do you, boo. 😘
August 6, 2025 at 3:17 PM
@datedateline.bsky.social hi ladies! 👋🏻 you’ve probably already heard this from a million people, but the way Keith pronounced Prescott in the Bridle Path episode is the correct pronunciation (meaning that’s how AZ locals pronounce it), but you do you, boo. 😘
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Only an asshole would be a friend of Jeffrey Epstein and an enemy of Canada.
August 1, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Only an asshole would be a friend of Jeffrey Epstein and an enemy of Canada.
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It’s a cover up.
July 18, 2025 at 11:51 PM
It’s a cover up.
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🚨TRUMP COMING TO THE UK
It would be such a shame for Donald if this photo of Trump with Jeffrey Epstein appeared absolutely EVERYWHERE on his tour of the UK. It would truly be such a huge shame if everyone donated to make that happen 👀 link in bio x
It would be such a shame for Donald if this photo of Trump with Jeffrey Epstein appeared absolutely EVERYWHERE on his tour of the UK. It would truly be such a huge shame if everyone donated to make that happen 👀 link in bio x
July 17, 2025 at 11:52 AM
🚨TRUMP COMING TO THE UK
It would be such a shame for Donald if this photo of Trump with Jeffrey Epstein appeared absolutely EVERYWHERE on his tour of the UK. It would truly be such a huge shame if everyone donated to make that happen 👀 link in bio x
It would be such a shame for Donald if this photo of Trump with Jeffrey Epstein appeared absolutely EVERYWHERE on his tour of the UK. It would truly be such a huge shame if everyone donated to make that happen 👀 link in bio x
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Trump Urges Supporters To Move On From Societal Disdain For Pedophilia
Trump Urges Supporters To Move On From Societal Disdain For Pedophilia
WASHINGTON—Facing mounting backlash from his MAGA base over his perceived ties to the Jeffrey Epstein case, President Donald Trump reportedly encouraged his supporters Monday to simply move on from so...
theonion.com
July 14, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Trump Urges Supporters To Move On From Societal Disdain For Pedophilia
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The vice-president experienced the magic of Disneyland over the weekend, which is to say he got booed while walking around the park.
J.D. Vance Got Booed at Disneyland
The vice-president experienced the magic of Disneyland over the weekend, which is to say he got booed while walking around the park.
www.thecut.com
July 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
The vice-president experienced the magic of Disneyland over the weekend, which is to say he got booed while walking around the park.
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