KelliMarie
@kellimarie.bsky.social
Human (damaged). Poet (open book).
Figuring out life, one day at a time.
🖤🤷♀️🏳️🌈📚
Figuring out life, one day at a time.
🖤🤷♀️🏳️🌈📚
Everyone: the world is afire with chaos and destruction! 😱
Me: Y’all, a literary mag picked my poem for publication! 🥺☺️
Me: Y’all, a literary mag picked my poem for publication! 🥺☺️
June 18, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Everyone: the world is afire with chaos and destruction! 😱
Me: Y’all, a literary mag picked my poem for publication! 🥺☺️
Me: Y’all, a literary mag picked my poem for publication! 🥺☺️
I got to visit the iconic Cliffs of Moher!!
December 12, 2024 at 11:42 PM
I got to visit the iconic Cliffs of Moher!!
Y’all, this Texas gal is in IRELAND!!! 10 day pilgrimage!! So excited!!!
December 11, 2024 at 8:52 AM
Y’all, this Texas gal is in IRELAND!!! 10 day pilgrimage!! So excited!!!
I mean, can’t Biden just pass an executive order saying felons can’t be President? 🤷♀️ seems like that would resolve some issues.
November 17, 2024 at 4:34 AM
I mean, can’t Biden just pass an executive order saying felons can’t be President? 🤷♀️ seems like that would resolve some issues.
I baked cookies!!
Cranberry, blueberry, bing cherry, walnut, coconut, orange juice, and oatmeal … yum yum.
Cranberry, blueberry, bing cherry, walnut, coconut, orange juice, and oatmeal … yum yum.
November 2, 2024 at 4:41 AM
I baked cookies!!
Cranberry, blueberry, bing cherry, walnut, coconut, orange juice, and oatmeal … yum yum.
Cranberry, blueberry, bing cherry, walnut, coconut, orange juice, and oatmeal … yum yum.
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[frantically dialing the Dad Joke Hall of Fame]
September 19, 2024 at 1:43 AM
[frantically dialing the Dad Joke Hall of Fame]
Me: I think that you don’t love me, you don’t even *like* me, and you’re only here because you don’t have the money to leave.
Him: so what?
😳👌
Him: so what?
😳👌
September 10, 2024 at 7:14 PM
Me: I think that you don’t love me, you don’t even *like* me, and you’re only here because you don’t have the money to leave.
Him: so what?
😳👌
Him: so what?
😳👌
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Oh you love me? Name all of my problems
September 6, 2024 at 2:46 PM
Oh you love me? Name all of my problems
This Teams chat during someone’s presentation for work has me DYING 🤣😭💀
August 30, 2024 at 5:50 PM
This Teams chat during someone’s presentation for work has me DYING 🤣😭💀
Please, baby Jesus, let this one come true🤞
August 21, 2024 at 11:48 PM
Please, baby Jesus, let this one come true🤞
Cat band debut album 🤣
July 20, 2024 at 5:29 AM
Cat band debut album 🤣
Anybody else feeling like this?
July 14, 2024 at 7:17 AM
Anybody else feeling like this?
Did I buy the ridiculous shades? Yes.
Did I get FOUR compliments from other women before even leaving the store? Also, yes.
I win. Happy summer, fuckers.
Did I get FOUR compliments from other women before even leaving the store? Also, yes.
I win. Happy summer, fuckers.
June 21, 2024 at 5:44 PM
Did I buy the ridiculous shades? Yes.
Did I get FOUR compliments from other women before even leaving the store? Also, yes.
I win. Happy summer, fuckers.
Did I get FOUR compliments from other women before even leaving the store? Also, yes.
I win. Happy summer, fuckers.
“Shut your words hole”
- how my 10yo told me to stop talking 🤣 think I’m gonna be using this one, moving forward.
- how my 10yo told me to stop talking 🤣 think I’m gonna be using this one, moving forward.
June 21, 2024 at 5:42 PM
“Shut your words hole”
- how my 10yo told me to stop talking 🤣 think I’m gonna be using this one, moving forward.
- how my 10yo told me to stop talking 🤣 think I’m gonna be using this one, moving forward.
Visited the Houston Holocaust Museum, it was incredibly moving and beautifully reflected the personal strengths and fortitude of surviving the most horrifying travesties of genocide.
April 14, 2024 at 1:27 AM
Visited the Houston Holocaust Museum, it was incredibly moving and beautifully reflected the personal strengths and fortitude of surviving the most horrifying travesties of genocide.
Anybody on Bluesky read poetry?
January 3, 2024 at 9:12 PM
Anybody on Bluesky read poetry?
My plants, mocking my love life.
Or just mimicking, maybe 🤷♀️
Or just mimicking, maybe 🤷♀️
December 22, 2023 at 6:22 PM
My plants, mocking my love life.
Or just mimicking, maybe 🤷♀️
Or just mimicking, maybe 🤷♀️
My heart goes out to the students in Prague 😭
December 21, 2023 at 5:12 PM
My heart goes out to the students in Prague 😭
‘Tis the season. I made cookies.
December 3, 2023 at 2:22 AM
‘Tis the season. I made cookies.
Mental health is in the shitter. But at least I tried to look my best. Depression sucks.
December 2, 2023 at 4:02 AM
Mental health is in the shitter. But at least I tried to look my best. Depression sucks.
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Sexually, I identify as not very.
November 9, 2023 at 9:59 AM
Sexually, I identify as not very.