kelp
@kelleesi.bsky.social
they/them/dem boyz. not a real person, just a concept that i hope you view as a friend.
huge levels of libbing out today hell yeah welcome back 2012
November 5, 2025 at 4:08 AM
huge levels of libbing out today hell yeah welcome back 2012
I can’t believe everyone in NYC will now get a tax subsidized criterion channel subscription and AMC a-list membership now hell yeah
November 5, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I can’t believe everyone in NYC will now get a tax subsidized criterion channel subscription and AMC a-list membership now hell yeah
LOGGING ON TO SAY FUCK EVERYONE I LOVE LOS ANGELES I LOVE THIS FUCK ASS TEAM (I hope mark walter dies) I LOVE MY LIIIIIIIIIIIIFE
November 2, 2025 at 4:42 AM
LOGGING ON TO SAY FUCK EVERYONE I LOVE LOS ANGELES I LOVE THIS FUCK ASS TEAM (I hope mark walter dies) I LOVE MY LIIIIIIIIIIIIFE
hi hello how are y’all back at it again with a pizza from the concession stand and another merch shirt I love Billy Idol so much
September 26, 2025 at 2:10 AM
hi hello how are y’all back at it again with a pizza from the concession stand and another merch shirt I love Billy Idol so much
leaving a Coke and two cookies for my GOAT
September 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
leaving a Coke and two cookies for my GOAT
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can you imagine if the person who did it is hot & beautiful again
September 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
can you imagine if the person who did it is hot & beautiful again
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO REST IN PISS
September 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO REST IN PISS
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GDT remains asking the real questions: what if the monster fucks
September 10, 2025 at 7:28 PM
GDT remains asking the real questions: what if the monster fucks
thank you @jaysharpmjr.bsky.social for breaking hard hitting news for me in this way
September 10, 2025 at 7:46 PM
thank you @jaysharpmjr.bsky.social for breaking hard hitting news for me in this way
some dude from Chicago just made a pokemon playing millennial a saint I love it here lmaooo
September 7, 2025 at 3:50 PM
some dude from Chicago just made a pokemon playing millennial a saint I love it here lmaooo
I see myself in this Neolithic (6000-4000 BC) figure at the Getty Villa hell yeah
September 6, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I see myself in this Neolithic (6000-4000 BC) figure at the Getty Villa hell yeah
happy birthday to the two most important entities in my life: Beyoncé and the city of Los Angeles
September 5, 2025 at 12:05 AM
happy birthday to the two most important entities in my life: Beyoncé and the city of Los Angeles
i would’ve been a good mother to eraserhead baby
September 3, 2025 at 7:46 PM
i would’ve been a good mother to eraserhead baby
I should probably use this account more, I miss my friends on here so much :(
August 30, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I should probably use this account more, I miss my friends on here so much :(
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Live your life such that everyone doesn’t spend ten solid years planning the rager they’re going to throw when you die.
August 30, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Live your life such that everyone doesn’t spend ten solid years planning the rager they’re going to throw when you die.
logging in just to say I just put my almost decade old champagne bottle on ice and I regret not previously just going for the ace of spades or dom to truly mark such an occasion
August 30, 2025 at 3:16 AM
logging in just to say I just put my almost decade old champagne bottle on ice and I regret not previously just going for the ace of spades or dom to truly mark such an occasion
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jd vance is going to kill a second pope
May 8, 2025 at 5:39 PM
jd vance is going to kill a second pope
PORTILLO’S VATICAN LOCATION WHEN
May 8, 2025 at 5:42 PM
PORTILLO’S VATICAN LOCATION WHEN
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN BLUE IVY FUCKING CARTER
April 29, 2025 at 5:30 AM
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN BLUE IVY FUCKING CARTER
HERE TO SEE MOTHER AHHHHHHH
April 29, 2025 at 12:57 AM
HERE TO SEE MOTHER AHHHHHHH
y’all mind if I don’t go to sleep at all bc of the pope’s funeral idk man I’m emotional as shit
April 26, 2025 at 8:05 AM
y’all mind if I don’t go to sleep at all bc of the pope’s funeral idk man I’m emotional as shit
went to the Angels-Giants game tonight bc why not anyways idk man we gotta start protesting in the streets to free Mike Trout from that hellhole 😭
April 20, 2025 at 4:38 AM
went to the Angels-Giants game tonight bc why not anyways idk man we gotta start protesting in the streets to free Mike Trout from that hellhole 😭
bonaventure hotel you will always be famous!!!!
April 11, 2025 at 5:02 PM
bonaventure hotel you will always be famous!!!!
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Trump Is Serious About "Deporting" U.S. Citizens
Trump has discussed options for deporting citizens both publicly and in private, Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt said.
Trump has discussed options for deporting citizens both publicly and in private, Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt said.
Trump Is Serious About "Deporting" U.S. Citizens
Trump and his team are looking at the idea of "deporting" U.S. citizens to prisons in El Salvador, a clear Constitutional violation.
progressivehub.net
April 10, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Trump Is Serious About "Deporting" U.S. Citizens
Trump has discussed options for deporting citizens both publicly and in private, Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt said.
Trump has discussed options for deporting citizens both publicly and in private, Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt said.
hello it’s me, the baby who cries during every single movie they watch
April 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
hello it’s me, the baby who cries during every single movie they watch