kelp
@kelleesi.bsky.social
they/them/dem boyz. not a real person, just a concept that i hope you view as a friend.
hi hello how are y’all back at it again with a pizza from the concession stand and another merch shirt I love Billy Idol so much
September 26, 2025 at 2:10 AM
hi hello how are y’all back at it again with a pizza from the concession stand and another merch shirt I love Billy Idol so much
leaving a Coke and two cookies for my GOAT
September 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
leaving a Coke and two cookies for my GOAT
thank you @jaysharpmjr.bsky.social for breaking hard hitting news for me in this way
September 10, 2025 at 7:46 PM
thank you @jaysharpmjr.bsky.social for breaking hard hitting news for me in this way
I see myself in this Neolithic (6000-4000 BC) figure at the Getty Villa hell yeah
September 6, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I see myself in this Neolithic (6000-4000 BC) figure at the Getty Villa hell yeah
HERE TO SEE MOTHER AHHHHHHH
April 29, 2025 at 12:57 AM
HERE TO SEE MOTHER AHHHHHHH
it is star wars weekend and I love a free bobblehead hell yeah
April 20, 2025 at 4:41 AM
it is star wars weekend and I love a free bobblehead hell yeah
today is my dog’s 15th birthday and wow I truly cannot believe this day has come I love him so much and god the amount of shit this dog has gone thru - cancer, paralyzation, just being an overall demon lmao - and he’s still out here vibing I just 😭 everyone say happy 15th birthday Looch or else 🔫
April 7, 2025 at 6:01 PM
today is my dog’s 15th birthday and wow I truly cannot believe this day has come I love him so much and god the amount of shit this dog has gone thru - cancer, paralyzation, just being an overall demon lmao - and he’s still out here vibing I just 😭 everyone say happy 15th birthday Looch or else 🔫
meet me and R2 at the Millenium Falcon in the next 15 minutes if you want an ass kicking
April 1, 2025 at 6:16 PM
meet me and R2 at the Millenium Falcon in the next 15 minutes if you want an ass kicking
at disney and yes I have the best fit
April 1, 2025 at 3:56 PM
at disney and yes I have the best fit
Danzig doesn’t go on til after 9 vibes lmao
March 30, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Danzig doesn’t go on til after 9 vibes lmao
hell yeahhhhhhh (this music video has lived in my head rent free since I was a teen and it did something to my brain chemistry man)
March 30, 2025 at 2:36 AM
hell yeahhhhhhh (this music video has lived in my head rent free since I was a teen and it did something to my brain chemistry man)
Bailey ribbon dancing to Chappell Roan ahhhhhh I love it here!!!!!!!
March 29, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Bailey ribbon dancing to Chappell Roan ahhhhhh I love it here!!!!!!!
made it to our suite and it’s pride night yay!!!!!!
(sorry for lack of alt tho!
(sorry for lack of alt tho!
March 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
made it to our suite and it’s pride night yay!!!!!!
(sorry for lack of alt tho!
(sorry for lack of alt tho!
just got back from happy hour and lemme just say that this tiramisu???? I would DIE for this tiramisu
March 26, 2025 at 1:07 AM
just got back from happy hour and lemme just say that this tiramisu???? I would DIE for this tiramisu
my sister got me a leather wallet/card holder made in Palestine :’) I love it so much bc hell yeah but also the leather is really good quality fuck yeah
March 10, 2025 at 3:01 AM
my sister got me a leather wallet/card holder made in Palestine :’) I love it so much bc hell yeah but also the leather is really good quality fuck yeah
also look at these dachshunds in overalls - OBSESSED
March 10, 2025 at 2:15 AM
also look at these dachshunds in overalls - OBSESSED
today Loki was a very brave boy who met a bunch of dogs and people without truly freaking out and I’m proud of him and so many ppl thought his little trencitas were cute lmao also he bonded with so many other doodles (barf) and met his twin Luka
March 10, 2025 at 2:14 AM
today Loki was a very brave boy who met a bunch of dogs and people without truly freaking out and I’m proud of him and so many ppl thought his little trencitas were cute lmao also he bonded with so many other doodles (barf) and met his twin Luka
now if LAPL would give me the winning prize that would be great lmao
February 28, 2025 at 10:58 PM
now if LAPL would give me the winning prize that would be great lmao
February’s 6 reads (12 for the year so far) (the circled one is book club selection which messed up by black female authors vibe 😪)
February 28, 2025 at 10:55 PM
February’s 6 reads (12 for the year so far) (the circled one is book club selection which messed up by black female authors vibe 😪)
also the mural at the brunch spot absolutely fucks and I’m still thinking about their miso ginger tamarind chicken wings 😩
February 23, 2025 at 2:52 AM
also the mural at the brunch spot absolutely fucks and I’m still thinking about their miso ginger tamarind chicken wings 😩
anyways look at this precolombian inspired effigy of dogs dancing I bought at the store next to the brunch spot I absolutely adore them 😭
February 23, 2025 at 2:49 AM
anyways look at this precolombian inspired effigy of dogs dancing I bought at the store next to the brunch spot I absolutely adore them 😭
I ain’t emo either bro
February 16, 2025 at 5:46 AM
I ain’t emo either bro