Keith TOTP
@keithtotp.bsky.social
“Musical arrogance layered between humoresque satire further layered with an undeniable delusion”
https://thehitsofkeithtotp.bandcamp.com
https://thehitsofkeithtotp.bandcamp.com
Went and had an Excellent Time with loads of friends I’d not seen ALL YEAR (good joke) while @fightmilkband.bsky.social headlined the Lexington, because that’s what they do now.
#HappyNewYear
#HappyNewYear
January 23, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Went and had an Excellent Time with loads of friends I’d not seen ALL YEAR (good joke) while @fightmilkband.bsky.social headlined the Lexington, because that’s what they do now.
#HappyNewYear
#HappyNewYear
It’ll sound different when there’s people sprinting… winterly… in the room?
#IDontknow
#IDontknow
January 23, 2026 at 6:05 PM
It’ll sound different when there’s people sprinting… winterly… in the room?
#IDontknow
#IDontknow
“New year. New banger!” as the saying almost goes.
The new @fightmilkband.bsky.social single is excellent and you should listen to it, buy it, and play it at that cool party you’re going to later is what I’m saying here.
fightmilkisaband.bandcamp.com/track/sounds...
The new @fightmilkband.bsky.social single is excellent and you should listen to it, buy it, and play it at that cool party you’re going to later is what I’m saying here.
fightmilkisaband.bandcamp.com/track/sounds...
Sounds Like A You Problem, by Fightmilk
track by Fightmilk
fightmilkisaband.bandcamp.com
January 21, 2026 at 7:30 PM
“New year. New banger!” as the saying almost goes.
The new @fightmilkband.bsky.social single is excellent and you should listen to it, buy it, and play it at that cool party you’re going to later is what I’m saying here.
fightmilkisaband.bandcamp.com/track/sounds...
The new @fightmilkband.bsky.social single is excellent and you should listen to it, buy it, and play it at that cool party you’re going to later is what I’m saying here.
fightmilkisaband.bandcamp.com/track/sounds...
I’m watching “Law & Order: Criminal Intent: Toronto” and just thinking of the HMHB album “CSI: Ambleside” all the time.
They’ve just finished an episode about the mayor being filmed smoking crack with the “Not based on any real persons or events” disclaimer, which is very funny, because come on!
They’ve just finished an episode about the mayor being filmed smoking crack with the “Not based on any real persons or events” disclaimer, which is very funny, because come on!
December 31, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I’m watching “Law & Order: Criminal Intent: Toronto” and just thinking of the HMHB album “CSI: Ambleside” all the time.
They’ve just finished an episode about the mayor being filmed smoking crack with the “Not based on any real persons or events” disclaimer, which is very funny, because come on!
They’ve just finished an episode about the mayor being filmed smoking crack with the “Not based on any real persons or events” disclaimer, which is very funny, because come on!
“Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail?”
“Yes. Obviously. What the fuck is wrong with you? One is a green field. The other one is a cold steel rail! … are you stupid?”
“Yes. Obviously. What the fuck is wrong with you? One is a green field. The other one is a cold steel rail! … are you stupid?”
December 28, 2025 at 1:48 AM
“Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail?”
“Yes. Obviously. What the fuck is wrong with you? One is a green field. The other one is a cold steel rail! … are you stupid?”
“Yes. Obviously. What the fuck is wrong with you? One is a green field. The other one is a cold steel rail! … are you stupid?”
Having Christmas dinner leftovers for tea!
#ChristmAWWYEAHsWINNERBESTWHOAversMoreLike
#ChristmAWWYEAHsWINNERBESTWHOAversMoreLike
December 27, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Having Christmas dinner leftovers for tea!
#ChristmAWWYEAHsWINNERBESTWHOAversMoreLike
#ChristmAWWYEAHsWINNERBESTWHOAversMoreLike
Having myself one of those Light Christmas Suppers you hear about.
Can’t go wrong with a Light Christmas Supper!
Merry Christmas everybody!
I love you all!
Can’t go wrong with a Light Christmas Supper!
Merry Christmas everybody!
I love you all!
December 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Having myself one of those Light Christmas Suppers you hear about.
Can’t go wrong with a Light Christmas Supper!
Merry Christmas everybody!
I love you all!
Can’t go wrong with a Light Christmas Supper!
Merry Christmas everybody!
I love you all!
Reposted by Keith TOTP
Impress your relatives at Cmas with this new festive song that is mostly about how quickly time goes as you get older. It also has the line
“Like a virgin at a burlesque show
Things are coming thick and fast”
So there’s a bit of blue for the dads.
simonlove.bandcamp.com/track/its-ch...
“Like a virgin at a burlesque show
Things are coming thick and fast”
So there’s a bit of blue for the dads.
simonlove.bandcamp.com/track/its-ch...
It's Christmas All Over Again, by Simon Love
track by Simon Love
simonlove.bandcamp.com
December 17, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Impress your relatives at Cmas with this new festive song that is mostly about how quickly time goes as you get older. It also has the line
“Like a virgin at a burlesque show
Things are coming thick and fast”
So there’s a bit of blue for the dads.
simonlove.bandcamp.com/track/its-ch...
“Like a virgin at a burlesque show
Things are coming thick and fast”
So there’s a bit of blue for the dads.
simonlove.bandcamp.com/track/its-ch...
It’s Christmas, so I’m eating a Christmas Sandwich.
#TheSystemWorks
#TheSystemWorks
December 17, 2025 at 4:01 PM
It’s Christmas, so I’m eating a Christmas Sandwich.
#TheSystemWorks
#TheSystemWorks
Went to an Excellent Gig just outside of London (Nunhead).
Saw Flinch, Fightmilk, and Dogviolet all be excellent, bought a Festive Merch Jumper, and just had an Excellent Flinchmas!
#GoodOldFlinchmas
Saw Flinch, Fightmilk, and Dogviolet all be excellent, bought a Festive Merch Jumper, and just had an Excellent Flinchmas!
#GoodOldFlinchmas
December 17, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Went to an Excellent Gig just outside of London (Nunhead).
Saw Flinch, Fightmilk, and Dogviolet all be excellent, bought a Festive Merch Jumper, and just had an Excellent Flinchmas!
#GoodOldFlinchmas
Saw Flinch, Fightmilk, and Dogviolet all be excellent, bought a Festive Merch Jumper, and just had an Excellent Flinchmas!
#GoodOldFlinchmas
It’s that time of year when I remind people of the time me and my band took some brandy and mince pies in to the studio and improved some Christmas Bangers!
thehitsofkeithtotp.bandcamp.com/album/the-ko...
thehitsofkeithtotp.bandcamp.com/album/the-ko...
The Komplete Keith's Khristmas Kovers Kollection Vol 1 & 2, by Keith Top Of The Pops & His Minor UK Indie Celebrity All-Star Backing Band
7 track album
thehitsofkeithtotp.bandcamp.com
December 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
It’s that time of year when I remind people of the time me and my band took some brandy and mince pies in to the studio and improved some Christmas Bangers!
thehitsofkeithtotp.bandcamp.com/album/the-ko...
thehitsofkeithtotp.bandcamp.com/album/the-ko...
Been for Traditional Christmas Reindeer Burgers And Mince Pie Shots with the Traditional Christmas Burger And Mince Pie Shots Lads!
#GoodOldTradition
#NowItsChristmas
#GoodOldTradition
#NowItsChristmas
December 10, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Been for Traditional Christmas Reindeer Burgers And Mince Pie Shots with the Traditional Christmas Burger And Mince Pie Shots Lads!
#GoodOldTradition
#NowItsChristmas
#GoodOldTradition
#NowItsChristmas
Tis the season!
Got my ankle in a brace again, Hibernation Instincts are kicking in, and I’m far too lazy to shave, so I might just bring back my Country Influenced Lo-Fi Indie Rock Santa look.
Might even do a Country Influenced Lo-Fi Indie Rock Christmas Album.
#ProbablyNotThough
Got my ankle in a brace again, Hibernation Instincts are kicking in, and I’m far too lazy to shave, so I might just bring back my Country Influenced Lo-Fi Indie Rock Santa look.
Might even do a Country Influenced Lo-Fi Indie Rock Christmas Album.
#ProbablyNotThough
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Tis the season!
Got my ankle in a brace again, Hibernation Instincts are kicking in, and I’m far too lazy to shave, so I might just bring back my Country Influenced Lo-Fi Indie Rock Santa look.
Might even do a Country Influenced Lo-Fi Indie Rock Christmas Album.
#ProbablyNotThough
Got my ankle in a brace again, Hibernation Instincts are kicking in, and I’m far too lazy to shave, so I might just bring back my Country Influenced Lo-Fi Indie Rock Santa look.
Might even do a Country Influenced Lo-Fi Indie Rock Christmas Album.
#ProbablyNotThough
Watching the Genesis documentary “The Genesis Songbook” and if you’ve ever wanted to see Phil Collins telling a band “This is good, but we should do it faster!” and be proved absolutely correct every single time, then this is the documentary for you!
November 27, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Watching the Genesis documentary “The Genesis Songbook” and if you’ve ever wanted to see Phil Collins telling a band “This is good, but we should do it faster!” and be proved absolutely correct every single time, then this is the documentary for you!
An excellent new Sad Festive Banger here from @fightmilkband.bsky.social & Sox!
#TisTheSeason
#Nearly
fightmilkisaband.bandcamp.com/track/we-onl...
#TisTheSeason
#Nearly
fightmilkisaband.bandcamp.com/track/we-onl...
We Only Kiss At Christmas feat. Sox, by Fightmilk
track by Fightmilk
fightmilkisaband.bandcamp.com
November 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
An excellent new Sad Festive Banger here from @fightmilkband.bsky.social & Sox!
#TisTheSeason
#Nearly
fightmilkisaband.bandcamp.com/track/we-onl...
#TisTheSeason
#Nearly
fightmilkisaband.bandcamp.com/track/we-onl...
Like all of The Coolest People, I’ve just been at the @slimecitymusic.bsky.social Homecoming (Adopted) Album Launch gig, and just had a brilliant time!
Because they’re brilliant!
#BuyTheirAlbum
Because they’re brilliant!
#BuyTheirAlbum
November 23, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Like all of The Coolest People, I’ve just been at the @slimecitymusic.bsky.social Homecoming (Adopted) Album Launch gig, and just had a brilliant time!
Because they’re brilliant!
#BuyTheirAlbum
Because they’re brilliant!
#BuyTheirAlbum
Shoe. It’s where the money is!
#Apparently
#Apparently
November 22, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Shoe. It’s where the money is!
#Apparently
#Apparently
It’ll sound different when there’s people achieving records… locally I guess, in the room.
November 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
It’ll sound different when there’s people achieving records… locally I guess, in the room.
Twenty years ago today!
There really are no better photos than Photo Booth photos.
They really should be everywhere!
Apparently, this is the same booth in Chicago Liz Phair took the cover photos for Exile In Guysville in.
#GoodOldRainbo
#SeemsObviousWhenYouSeeItWrittenDown
There really are no better photos than Photo Booth photos.
They really should be everywhere!
Apparently, this is the same booth in Chicago Liz Phair took the cover photos for Exile In Guysville in.
#GoodOldRainbo
#SeemsObviousWhenYouSeeItWrittenDown
November 19, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Twenty years ago today!
There really are no better photos than Photo Booth photos.
They really should be everywhere!
Apparently, this is the same booth in Chicago Liz Phair took the cover photos for Exile In Guysville in.
#GoodOldRainbo
#SeemsObviousWhenYouSeeItWrittenDown
There really are no better photos than Photo Booth photos.
They really should be everywhere!
Apparently, this is the same booth in Chicago Liz Phair took the cover photos for Exile In Guysville in.
#GoodOldRainbo
#SeemsObviousWhenYouSeeItWrittenDown
Today I’ve mainly been out and about taking photos outside for the inside of my album cover.
My main advice for other people wanting to take photos outside for the inside of their album cover, is simply to have the idea to do that before the middle of November.
#TheyreReallyGoodThough
My main advice for other people wanting to take photos outside for the inside of their album cover, is simply to have the idea to do that before the middle of November.
#TheyreReallyGoodThough
November 16, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Today I’ve mainly been out and about taking photos outside for the inside of my album cover.
My main advice for other people wanting to take photos outside for the inside of their album cover, is simply to have the idea to do that before the middle of November.
#TheyreReallyGoodThough
My main advice for other people wanting to take photos outside for the inside of their album cover, is simply to have the idea to do that before the middle of November.
#TheyreReallyGoodThough
There are twelve songs on my new album.
I have twelve ideas for music videos for them.
Every one of them is just me staring straight down the camera while doing a little dance.
#ArtIsEasy
I have twelve ideas for music videos for them.
Every one of them is just me staring straight down the camera while doing a little dance.
#ArtIsEasy
November 13, 2025 at 11:23 PM
There are twelve songs on my new album.
I have twelve ideas for music videos for them.
Every one of them is just me staring straight down the camera while doing a little dance.
#ArtIsEasy
I have twelve ideas for music videos for them.
Every one of them is just me staring straight down the camera while doing a little dance.
#ArtIsEasy
Sinusitis?
SinuMyEntireFaceFeelsLikeItMightExplodeSitis more like!
Might try and fill this up with boiling lemsip.
Pretty sure that’ll fix me.
In Conclusion: Bodies Are Trash
SinuMyEntireFaceFeelsLikeItMightExplodeSitis more like!
Might try and fill this up with boiling lemsip.
Pretty sure that’ll fix me.
In Conclusion: Bodies Are Trash
November 6, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Sinusitis?
SinuMyEntireFaceFeelsLikeItMightExplodeSitis more like!
Might try and fill this up with boiling lemsip.
Pretty sure that’ll fix me.
In Conclusion: Bodies Are Trash
SinuMyEntireFaceFeelsLikeItMightExplodeSitis more like!
Might try and fill this up with boiling lemsip.
Pretty sure that’ll fix me.
In Conclusion: Bodies Are Trash
Yesterday I was reminded of the time John Carpenter tried to play the Halloween theme on a Nintendo keyboard made out of cardboard.
youtu.be/DIRG6reVYLs?...
youtu.be/DIRG6reVYLs?...
John Carpenter Plays the Halloween Theme on Nintendo Labo… Kind Of
YouTube video by IGN
youtu.be
October 29, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Yesterday I was reminded of the time John Carpenter tried to play the Halloween theme on a Nintendo keyboard made out of cardboard.
youtu.be/DIRG6reVYLs?...
youtu.be/DIRG6reVYLs?...
Can’t go wrong with pumpkins, pals, and pints!
#GoodOldTuesdays
#GoodOldTuesdays
October 28, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Can’t go wrong with pumpkins, pals, and pints!
#GoodOldTuesdays
#GoodOldTuesdays