Keith TOTP
@keithtotp.bsky.social
“Musical arrogance layered between humoresque satire further layered with an undeniable delusion”
https://thehitsofkeithtotp.bandcamp.com
https://thehitsofkeithtotp.bandcamp.com
Sinusitis?
SinuMyEntireFaceFeelsLikeItMightExplodeSitis more like!
Might try and fill this up with boiling lemsip.
Pretty sure that’ll fix me.
In Conclusion: Bodies Are Trash
SinuMyEntireFaceFeelsLikeItMightExplodeSitis more like!
Might try and fill this up with boiling lemsip.
Pretty sure that’ll fix me.
In Conclusion: Bodies Are Trash
November 6, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Sinusitis?
SinuMyEntireFaceFeelsLikeItMightExplodeSitis more like!
Might try and fill this up with boiling lemsip.
Pretty sure that’ll fix me.
In Conclusion: Bodies Are Trash
SinuMyEntireFaceFeelsLikeItMightExplodeSitis more like!
Might try and fill this up with boiling lemsip.
Pretty sure that’ll fix me.
In Conclusion: Bodies Are Trash
Yesterday I was reminded of the time John Carpenter tried to play the Halloween theme on a Nintendo keyboard made out of cardboard.
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John Carpenter Plays the Halloween Theme on Nintendo Labo… Kind Of
YouTube video by IGN
youtu.be
October 29, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Yesterday I was reminded of the time John Carpenter tried to play the Halloween theme on a Nintendo keyboard made out of cardboard.
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youtu.be/DIRG6reVYLs?...
Can’t go wrong with pumpkins, pals, and pints!
#GoodOldTuesdays
#GoodOldTuesdays
October 28, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Can’t go wrong with pumpkins, pals, and pints!
#GoodOldTuesdays
#GoodOldTuesdays
Another Excellent Night seeing bands featuring my friends all being Excellent and having an Excellent Time!
#JustLuckyIGuess
#JustLuckyIGuess
October 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Another Excellent Night seeing bands featuring my friends all being Excellent and having an Excellent Time!
#JustLuckyIGuess
#JustLuckyIGuess
Looks like somebody has won an Academy Award!
Not me mind you, I’m here for the free bar.
#Dorchester?
#IBarelyKnowEr!
#Etc
Not me mind you, I’m here for the free bar.
#Dorchester?
#IBarelyKnowEr!
#Etc
October 11, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Looks like somebody has won an Academy Award!
Not me mind you, I’m here for the free bar.
#Dorchester?
#IBarelyKnowEr!
#Etc
Not me mind you, I’m here for the free bar.
#Dorchester?
#IBarelyKnowEr!
#Etc
Two members of Fightmilk “Weymouthing it up” while Alex plays a solo with a beef flavoured dog bone.
What a band!
#GoodOldBands
What a band!
#GoodOldBands
October 10, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Two members of Fightmilk “Weymouthing it up” while Alex plays a solo with a beef flavoured dog bone.
What a band!
#GoodOldBands
What a band!
#GoodOldBands
I don’t know anything about the life span of foxes, and frankly I don’t want to know, but I choose to believe that this is the same Hot Single Fox In My Area that’s lived outside my house for the last 15 years, and that we are on nodding terms.
#TechnicallyFriends
#TechnicallyFriends
October 5, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I don’t know anything about the life span of foxes, and frankly I don’t want to know, but I choose to believe that this is the same Hot Single Fox In My Area that’s lived outside my house for the last 15 years, and that we are on nodding terms.
#TechnicallyFriends
#TechnicallyFriends
Turns out I’ve completely ruined “Sympathy Is A Knife” for myself by imagining anyone that ever talks about it going “All this sympathy is just *Borat voice* A KNIFE!”
October 5, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Turns out I’ve completely ruined “Sympathy Is A Knife” for myself by imagining anyone that ever talks about it going “All this sympathy is just *Borat voice* A KNIFE!”
Making friends at the cafe at the bottom of my road.
Bone appétit!
Hahahahaha ah… bone.
Bone appétit!
Hahahahaha ah… bone.
October 1, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Making friends at the cafe at the bottom of my road.
Bone appétit!
Hahahahaha ah… bone.
Bone appétit!
Hahahahaha ah… bone.
Am watching “The Monkey”.
Probably the stupidest film about a murderous wind up monkey that I’ve ever seen.
It’s good!
I like it!
#FullyRecommended
Probably the stupidest film about a murderous wind up monkey that I’ve ever seen.
It’s good!
I like it!
#FullyRecommended
September 28, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Am watching “The Monkey”.
Probably the stupidest film about a murderous wind up monkey that I’ve ever seen.
It’s good!
I like it!
#FullyRecommended
Probably the stupidest film about a murderous wind up monkey that I’ve ever seen.
It’s good!
I like it!
#FullyRecommended
Was wondering why the pub I’m in was suddenly playing a “Now That’s What I Call… Irish” playlist, and it turns out I’m accidentally at a Nathan Carter aftershow.
#TheDanielOdonnellItsCoolToLike
#Apparently
#TheDanielOdonnellItsCoolToLike
#Apparently
September 25, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Was wondering why the pub I’m in was suddenly playing a “Now That’s What I Call… Irish” playlist, and it turns out I’m accidentally at a Nathan Carter aftershow.
#TheDanielOdonnellItsCoolToLike
#Apparently
#TheDanielOdonnellItsCoolToLike
#Apparently
Turns out an excellent way to spend Saturday afternoon is to hang out with your friends in Hackney Wick and eat a delicious Chinese BBQ platter!
Hackney Wick has changed a bit since I was last there at a warehouse party.
#Gentrifaction
#MakingWarehousesNicerSinceWhenever
Hackney Wick has changed a bit since I was last there at a warehouse party.
#Gentrifaction
#MakingWarehousesNicerSinceWhenever
September 13, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Turns out an excellent way to spend Saturday afternoon is to hang out with your friends in Hackney Wick and eat a delicious Chinese BBQ platter!
Hackney Wick has changed a bit since I was last there at a warehouse party.
#Gentrifaction
#MakingWarehousesNicerSinceWhenever
Hackney Wick has changed a bit since I was last there at a warehouse party.
#Gentrifaction
#MakingWarehousesNicerSinceWhenever
I’m watching “Final Destination: Bloodlines” and once again have to fully hand it to the Final Destination people for coming up with the best concept ever.
Them: What if somebody did literally any normal thing?
Me: Oh no. Oh SHIT! They’re so FUCKED!
Them: What if somebody did literally any normal thing?
Me: Oh no. Oh SHIT! They’re so FUCKED!
August 23, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I’m watching “Final Destination: Bloodlines” and once again have to fully hand it to the Final Destination people for coming up with the best concept ever.
Them: What if somebody did literally any normal thing?
Me: Oh no. Oh SHIT! They’re so FUCKED!
Them: What if somebody did literally any normal thing?
Me: Oh no. Oh SHIT! They’re so FUCKED!
Went out for a late Greek Dinner (not slang)
Dolmadas?
DolmAwwYEAHs more like!
Mixed Gyros?
Mixed GyrWHOAHs more like!
It’s all Greek to me.
#AndSoOnAndSoForth
#Etc
Dolmadas?
DolmAwwYEAHs more like!
Mixed Gyros?
Mixed GyrWHOAHs more like!
It’s all Greek to me.
#AndSoOnAndSoForth
#Etc
August 18, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Went out for a late Greek Dinner (not slang)
Dolmadas?
DolmAwwYEAHs more like!
Mixed Gyros?
Mixed GyrWHOAHs more like!
It’s all Greek to me.
#AndSoOnAndSoForth
#Etc
Dolmadas?
DolmAwwYEAHs more like!
Mixed Gyros?
Mixed GyrWHOAHs more like!
It’s all Greek to me.
#AndSoOnAndSoForth
#Etc
Start your week off right with an Excellent New Banger from Slime City!
#WhatATimeToBeAlive
#WhatATimeToBeAlive
🔥 NEW DAFT SONG ALERT 🔥
Wake up, babe, the first song from the new SLIME CITY album has just dropped on Bandcamp.
🎉 STREAM 'You Do The Math(s)' NOW
Full song: slime-city.bandcamp.com/track/you-do...
You can pre-order the album digitally on Bandcamp and get an advance DL of the single TODAY.
Wake up, babe, the first song from the new SLIME CITY album has just dropped on Bandcamp.
🎉 STREAM 'You Do The Math(s)' NOW
Full song: slime-city.bandcamp.com/track/you-do...
You can pre-order the album digitally on Bandcamp and get an advance DL of the single TODAY.
August 18, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Start your week off right with an Excellent New Banger from Slime City!
#WhatATimeToBeAlive
#WhatATimeToBeAlive
August 17, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Mental that I live about two minutes away from here and don’t just spend my time chillin’ with squirrels all day every day.
Going to start doing that.
#SetEasilyAchievableGoals
#AchieveThemEasily
Going to start doing that.
#SetEasilyAchievableGoals
#AchieveThemEasily
August 17, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Mental that I live about two minutes away from here and don’t just spend my time chillin’ with squirrels all day every day.
Going to start doing that.
#SetEasilyAchievableGoals
#AchieveThemEasily
Going to start doing that.
#SetEasilyAchievableGoals
#AchieveThemEasily
It’s a beautiful day to be walking around in the sun listening to the Excellent New Album by Micky C & All The Sad, Sad People.
So you should do that!
#FullyRecommended
mickyc.bandcamp.com/album/favour...
So you should do that!
#FullyRecommended
mickyc.bandcamp.com/album/favour...
Favourite Animals, by Micky C & all the sad, sad people
10 track album
mickyc.bandcamp.com
August 11, 2025 at 3:08 PM
It’s a beautiful day to be walking around in the sun listening to the Excellent New Album by Micky C & All The Sad, Sad People.
So you should do that!
#FullyRecommended
mickyc.bandcamp.com/album/favour...
So you should do that!
#FullyRecommended
mickyc.bandcamp.com/album/favour...
Reposted by Keith TOTP
Any music journalists wanna check out my first solo single?
August 7, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Any music journalists wanna check out my first solo single?
Went to one of those Excellent Weddings like you might see in Heat Magazine.
Saw loads of Excellent People.
Had an Excellent Time.
Took some terrible photos.
#FullyRecommended
L
Saw loads of Excellent People.
Had an Excellent Time.
Took some terrible photos.
#FullyRecommended
L
August 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Went to one of those Excellent Weddings like you might see in Heat Magazine.
Saw loads of Excellent People.
Had an Excellent Time.
Took some terrible photos.
#FullyRecommended
L
Saw loads of Excellent People.
Had an Excellent Time.
Took some terrible photos.
#FullyRecommended
L
The first Tom Cruise “Jack Reacher” film is on the telly, so I’m watching the first Tom Cruise “Jack Reacher” film.
The correct ranking of Jack Reacher Stuff is
1. The Telly Series Season 1
2. The First Tom Cruise Film.
Then a massive gap before…
The correct ranking of Jack Reacher Stuff is
1. The Telly Series Season 1
2. The First Tom Cruise Film.
Then a massive gap before…
August 1, 2025 at 10:32 PM
The first Tom Cruise “Jack Reacher” film is on the telly, so I’m watching the first Tom Cruise “Jack Reacher” film.
The correct ranking of Jack Reacher Stuff is
1. The Telly Series Season 1
2. The First Tom Cruise Film.
Then a massive gap before…
The correct ranking of Jack Reacher Stuff is
1. The Telly Series Season 1
2. The First Tom Cruise Film.
Then a massive gap before…
I am once again thinking about trying to find somewhere to press my album on 14” vinyl that won’t fit on most record players, for no other reason than it would be funny (only funny to me. The best kind of funny.)
And also, Art.
#GoodOldArt
And also, Art.
#GoodOldArt
July 26, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I am once again thinking about trying to find somewhere to press my album on 14” vinyl that won’t fit on most record players, for no other reason than it would be funny (only funny to me. The best kind of funny.)
And also, Art.
#GoodOldArt
And also, Art.
#GoodOldArt
July 25, 2025 at 6:45 PM
July 19, 2025 at 9:31 PM