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Keith TOTP
@keithtotp.bsky.social
“Musical arrogance layered between humoresque satire further layered with an undeniable delusion”

https://thehitsofkeithtotp.bandcamp.com
Sinusitis?
SinuMyEntireFaceFeelsLikeItMightExplodeSitis more like!
Might try and fill this up with boiling lemsip.
Pretty sure that’ll fix me.
In Conclusion: Bodies Are Trash
November 6, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Can’t go wrong with pumpkins, pals, and pints!
#GoodOldTuesdays
October 28, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Another Excellent Night seeing bands featuring my friends all being Excellent and having an Excellent Time!
#JustLuckyIGuess
October 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Looks like somebody has won an Academy Award!
Not me mind you, I’m here for the free bar.
#Dorchester?
#IBarelyKnowEr!
#Etc
October 11, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Two members of Fightmilk “Weymouthing it up” while Alex plays a solo with a beef flavoured dog bone.
What a band!
#GoodOldBands
October 10, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I don’t know anything about the life span of foxes, and frankly I don’t want to know, but I choose to believe that this is the same Hot Single Fox In My Area that’s lived outside my house for the last 15 years, and that we are on nodding terms.
#TechnicallyFriends
October 5, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Making friends at the cafe at the bottom of my road.
Bone appétit!
Hahahahaha ah… bone.
October 1, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Turns out an excellent way to spend Saturday afternoon is to hang out with your friends in Hackney Wick and eat a delicious Chinese BBQ platter!
Hackney Wick has changed a bit since I was last there at a warehouse party.
#Gentrifaction
#MakingWarehousesNicerSinceWhenever
September 13, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Ed is over from Berlin, so we’re lunching the FUCK out!
“Ramen for da men” as they might possibly say in Germany.
#Possibly
August 26, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Went out for a late Greek Dinner (not slang)
Dolmadas?
DolmAwwYEAHs more like!
Mixed Gyros?
Mixed GyrWHOAHs more like!
It’s all Greek to me.
#AndSoOnAndSoForth
#Etc
August 18, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Emu, emu, to yu and yu and yu.
Hello lads, why the long necks?
#Etc
#FreeZooIsBestZoo
August 17, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Mental that I live about two minutes away from here and don’t just spend my time chillin’ with squirrels all day every day.
Going to start doing that.
#SetEasilyAchievableGoals
#AchieveThemEasily
August 17, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Went to one of those Excellent Weddings like you might see in Heat Magazine.
Saw loads of Excellent People.
Had an Excellent Time.
Took some terrible photos.
#FullyRecommended
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August 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I am once again thinking about trying to find somewhere to press my album on 14” vinyl that won’t fit on most record players, for no other reason than it would be funny (only funny to me. The best kind of funny.)
And also, Art.
#GoodOldArt
July 26, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Got myself one of these, so I only write songs from the 80s now.
#Rock
#Man
July 25, 2025 at 6:45 PM
One of those Camden Night Cats you get these days.
#JustChillin
#AsTheyDo
July 19, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Look!
It’s Panic Pocket, Sassyhiya, and The Jeanines, all being Excellent at an Excellent Night where I hung out with friends and, as ever, took some Bad Photos.
#JustAnExcellentTime
July 17, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Been for some traditional “Slightly Late Birthday Pints” with the traditional Jasper Future, before he moves to, quite literally, the other side of the world!
July 15, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Just an Excellent Time hanging out with friends and watching Tomboy Grandpa, Lilith Ai, and Rhodri Marsden’s Spearmint (as I like to call them).
As ever, I took some Bad Photos.
#JustLuckyIGuess
July 11, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Yesss!
Mixed it!
It’s mixed!
It’s my favourite one I’ve done so far, obviously.
Going to walk home in the sun listening to it, then I might have a nap to celebrate.
#SetEasilyAchievableGoals
#AchieveThemEasily
July 8, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Up at a ridiculously unreasonable hour (9am) to do precisely two things
Eat this delicious Traditional Studio Breakfast
Finish mixing my album
#SetEasilyAchievableGoals
#AchieveThemEasily
July 8, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Excellent weather for Surprise Hangouts With Los Angeles Art Dealers, as the saying almost goes.
#FullyRecommended
July 3, 2025 at 4:01 PM
My run of going to Brilliant Gigs to see Brilliant Bands, hang out with Brilliant People, and taking Not Great Photos continues!
It’s Flinch, Goalies, and Heff Vansaint!
#JustAnAllRoundExcellentTime
June 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Tonight I went to a Pie House and saw Fightmilk, Dream Phone, and Sunny Side Down all be Excellent, and had an Excellent Time!
#GoodOldGigs
#GoodOldPies
June 7, 2025 at 11:53 PM
It’ll sound different when there’s pies in the room.
June 7, 2025 at 5:57 PM