Keira
@keiradoes.bsky.social
Just a lil guy 👉🏻👈🏻 Pink chaos goblin, mildly cursed cosplayer, cat haver 💕
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Keira
@keiradoes.bsky.social
· Oct 21
Trying to write an intro post is hard and I am just so eepy. I’m Keira/Asha Fae and I teach pole and dabble in pink and/or mildly cursed cosplays.
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Oooh poor baby, you can't write an essay without ai? You're a fucking moron?🥺🥺
You want chatGPT to fuck your wife, too? Yeah? 🥺🥺 Aww 😩
You want chatGPT to fuck your wife, too? Yeah? 🥺🥺 Aww 😩
May 13, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Oooh poor baby, you can't write an essay without ai? You're a fucking moron?🥺🥺
You want chatGPT to fuck your wife, too? Yeah? 🥺🥺 Aww 😩
You want chatGPT to fuck your wife, too? Yeah? 🥺🥺 Aww 😩
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The props otherwise mediocre men in the pole industry get for being able to do high level strength based moves will never not cheese me off
February 19, 2025 at 12:48 PM
The props otherwise mediocre men in the pole industry get for being able to do high level strength based moves will never not cheese me off
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the autistic urge to immediately research the movie after you say “wait, that actor looks familiar”
February 2, 2025 at 3:30 AM
the autistic urge to immediately research the movie after you say “wait, that actor looks familiar”
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I don't think people realize that there is no bad economy you can threaten me with that I won't respond to with a battle-hardened shrug. Oh, things are about to get horribly more expensive due to factors outside of my control? My savings will not grow? Inability to retire? You must be new here
February 1, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I don't think people realize that there is no bad economy you can threaten me with that I won't respond to with a battle-hardened shrug. Oh, things are about to get horribly more expensive due to factors outside of my control? My savings will not grow? Inability to retire? You must be new here
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I have a lot of autistic friends. none of them have ever done anything even close to a Sieg Heil.
January 20, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I have a lot of autistic friends. none of them have ever done anything even close to a Sieg Heil.
My favourite shrek filter has been purged from Instagram. This is truely the darkest timeline
January 20, 2025 at 11:52 PM
My favourite shrek filter has been purged from Instagram. This is truely the darkest timeline
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honestly just ban all social media, then destroy the power substations. light all the cars on fire. return to the woods. die of pneumonia. live the good life.
January 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
honestly just ban all social media, then destroy the power substations. light all the cars on fire. return to the woods. die of pneumonia. live the good life.
Still obsessed with this Max and Chloe shoot @whereisdanielle.bsky.social and I did with @valiantcosplay.bsky.social at PAX last year 🦋💕
#lifeisstrange #lifeisstrangecosplay #maxcaulfieldcosplay #chloepricecosplay #cosplay
#lifeisstrange #lifeisstrangecosplay #maxcaulfieldcosplay #chloepricecosplay #cosplay
January 4, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Still obsessed with this Max and Chloe shoot @whereisdanielle.bsky.social and I did with @valiantcosplay.bsky.social at PAX last year 🦋💕
#lifeisstrange #lifeisstrangecosplay #maxcaulfieldcosplay #chloepricecosplay #cosplay
#lifeisstrange #lifeisstrangecosplay #maxcaulfieldcosplay #chloepricecosplay #cosplay
I have a silly idea for a routine but considering how many people at my pole comp needed me to explain who Megamind was.. it‘s probably way too niche ;-;
January 4, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I have a silly idea for a routine but considering how many people at my pole comp needed me to explain who Megamind was.. it‘s probably way too niche ;-;
Nothing has made me feel so chronically online as the fact that no one in my life knows about the Mark Zuckerberg tribute cover of “Get Low” with T Pain
January 4, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Nothing has made me feel so chronically online as the fact that no one in my life knows about the Mark Zuckerberg tribute cover of “Get Low” with T Pain
I know being shadow banned comes with the territory of being a pole dancer who posts on social media but god damn it’s annoying that it happens every time manage to get around my adhd and start consistently posting
December 29, 2024 at 11:35 AM
I know being shadow banned comes with the territory of being a pole dancer who posts on social media but god damn it’s annoying that it happens every time manage to get around my adhd and start consistently posting
Jorts have entered the chat
December 27, 2024 at 12:44 PM
Jorts have entered the chat
Gf said I have to share custody of my new shoes 🥲 She’s jealous of the drip
December 22, 2024 at 11:54 PM
Gf said I have to share custody of my new shoes 🥲 She’s jealous of the drip
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imagine if ikea had been invented by the british. imagine. you'd be sitting down on your percy and opening up your laptop on your nigel desk while your partner relaxes on your three-seater hamish.
December 17, 2024 at 7:51 AM
imagine if ikea had been invented by the british. imagine. you'd be sitting down on your percy and opening up your laptop on your nigel desk while your partner relaxes on your three-seater hamish.
I unironically want this so bad
December 18, 2024 at 1:03 PM
I unironically want this so bad
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[discovering V's hideout after he has blown up parliament] Aw man, he was cringe?
December 9, 2024 at 8:07 PM
[discovering V's hideout after he has blown up parliament] Aw man, he was cringe?
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The public reaction to the assassination of the CEO is far more interesting and significant than the politics of the assassin (if that's even who Luigi is. Cops frame up people all the time).
December 9, 2024 at 9:37 PM
The public reaction to the assassination of the CEO is far more interesting and significant than the politics of the assassin (if that's even who Luigi is. Cops frame up people all the time).
Last night was my first student showcase as a pole instructor that I’ve actually had students performing in and when I tell you I was being the most extra stage mum up the back of the audience 😂
December 8, 2024 at 3:30 AM
Last night was my first student showcase as a pole instructor that I’ve actually had students performing in and when I tell you I was being the most extra stage mum up the back of the audience 😂
Very excited for the packet of chippies I have waiting for me at home when I finish work
December 8, 2024 at 3:26 AM
Very excited for the packet of chippies I have waiting for me at home when I finish work
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We've been hinting at this puppet build for
@magic.wizards.com for a while, & now that #mtgfoundations is out and #MTGSummerOfMagic has kicked off it's time for Loot! Enjoy 90 seconds of us bringing MTG's sweet scrungly child to life in our cosy little workshop.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Nnl...
@magic.wizards.com for a while, & now that #mtgfoundations is out and #MTGSummerOfMagic has kicked off it's time for Loot! Enjoy 90 seconds of us bringing MTG's sweet scrungly child to life in our cosy little workshop.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Nnl...
Bringing Loot to life, as a puppet!
YouTube video by Hench & Scrap - Props & Cosplay
www.youtube.com
December 6, 2024 at 11:14 AM
We've been hinting at this puppet build for
@magic.wizards.com for a while, & now that #mtgfoundations is out and #MTGSummerOfMagic has kicked off it's time for Loot! Enjoy 90 seconds of us bringing MTG's sweet scrungly child to life in our cosy little workshop.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Nnl...
@magic.wizards.com for a while, & now that #mtgfoundations is out and #MTGSummerOfMagic has kicked off it's time for Loot! Enjoy 90 seconds of us bringing MTG's sweet scrungly child to life in our cosy little workshop.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Nnl...
After 9 months, I finally got a haircut. I am reborn
December 6, 2024 at 1:14 AM
After 9 months, I finally got a haircut. I am reborn
Reading tiktok comments about how building practical sets for Wicked was “wasteful” and “sets a bad precedent”. I HATE IT HERE
November 24, 2024 at 9:13 AM
Reading tiktok comments about how building practical sets for Wicked was “wasteful” and “sets a bad precedent”. I HATE IT HERE
My biggest flex is how many places I’ve walked into and said “I would like a job here” with no resume and then been offered one based purely off of networking and vibes 😂
November 21, 2024 at 1:09 AM
My biggest flex is how many places I’ve walked into and said “I would like a job here” with no resume and then been offered one based purely off of networking and vibes 😂