Kelli Dianne Rule
@kdiannerule.bsky.social
I'm a writer in my 40s and I was born in Florida. I write about Florida. It is a weird and cursed land. www.kellirule.com
Here's a silly poem I wrote about rolling around in the grass, or something.
Happy Tuesday and Happy Winter Whimsy Web Series Day 3!
We offer you a sweetie little piece by @kdiannerule.bsky.social aptly titled GUMDROP!
Take a gander: sillygoosepress.com/winter-whims...
We offer you a sweetie little piece by @kdiannerule.bsky.social aptly titled GUMDROP!
Take a gander: sillygoosepress.com/winter-whims...
Gumdrop — SillyGoosePress
The sun rose on us, two dewed and flecked with grass, freshly mowed by whom I cannot say. Back of my knee, clay in the crease, deveined with a slice of your tongue. Pat...
sillygoosepress.com
January 14, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Here's a silly poem I wrote about rolling around in the grass, or something.
January 14, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Whoa, just got a poem accepted by Star*Line! Twelve year old me with her head in a Bradbury book is so hype. (Current me also hype.)
sfpoetry.org/wp/starline/
sfpoetry.org/wp/starline/
Star*Line – Science Fiction & Fantasy Poetry Association
sfpoetry.org
January 12, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Whoa, just got a poem accepted by Star*Line! Twelve year old me with her head in a Bradbury book is so hype. (Current me also hype.)
sfpoetry.org/wp/starline/
sfpoetry.org/wp/starline/
Ppl love saying "welcome to the find out stage" when the "fucking around" stage was just you standing up for what's right. Lame.
In response to a quote tweet of DHS that says “you guys killed an American citizen,” Greg Bovino replies: “Triggered much?”
January 12, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Ppl love saying "welcome to the find out stage" when the "fucking around" stage was just you standing up for what's right. Lame.
Reposted by Kelli Dianne Rule
that wolf didn’t have to dress up like the grandma and get into bed to eat little red riding hood. he was just a real slut for drama
May 10, 2024 at 1:40 PM
that wolf didn’t have to dress up like the grandma and get into bed to eat little red riding hood. he was just a real slut for drama
Goals
hey check it out, your book is on the staff pick wall!!! oh, yeah, I'm at the special bookstore that's just for jerks
January 10, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Goals
Lit mags and journals can you please get off Twitter en masse, it is very tiring having to check your socials to see whether or not you're still clinging onto that stupid bird
#writersky
#literature
#writersky
#literature
January 10, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Lit mags and journals can you please get off Twitter en masse, it is very tiring having to check your socials to see whether or not you're still clinging onto that stupid bird
#writersky
#literature
#writersky
#literature
OMG y'all, she's gonna SPLODE.
January 10, 2026 at 7:26 PM
OMG y'all, she's gonna SPLODE.
"You're a naughty one/Saucy Jack."
January 10, 2026 at 5:22 PM
"You're a naughty one/Saucy Jack."
Hello Orlando and Winter Park lurkers.
January 10, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Hello Orlando and Winter Park lurkers.
If the private militia of the president of the united states ever surrounds my car and draws their guns and shoots me in the face instead of moving along and deescalating when I attempt to put distance between myself and them and you feel the need to say "if only she didn't _____" unkindly fuck off
January 9, 2026 at 11:20 PM
If the private militia of the president of the united states ever surrounds my car and draws their guns and shoots me in the face instead of moving along and deescalating when I attempt to put distance between myself and them and you feel the need to say "if only she didn't _____" unkindly fuck off
Hi, if you deliberately walk in front of a car and pull a gun...
January 9, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Hi, if you deliberately walk in front of a car and pull a gun...
What does it mean when listening to It Was a Good Day makes you cry
January 8, 2026 at 5:46 PM
What does it mean when listening to It Was a Good Day makes you cry
What do we call it when a stronger person decides to rob a weaker person because he can?
“What do we call it when a stronger person decides to rob a weaker person because he can? It is just gangsterism. We are the most dangerous gangsters in the world today. Not in the sense of being charming rogues or alluring antiheroes. We are the bad guys.”
We Are the Bad Guys
The swaggering threat to global stability is us.
www.hamiltonnolan.com
January 5, 2026 at 6:07 PM
What do we call it when a stronger person decides to rob a weaker person because he can?
How do you know you're done? I keep writing drafts until what I have before me seems natural and unlabored. Until the author has been erased.
January 4, 2026 at 12:48 AM
How do you know you're done? I keep writing drafts until what I have before me seems natural and unlabored. Until the author has been erased.
Got the same flavor as the New College takeover in my hometown of Sarasota, FL. Pick a respected educational institution and prove you can systematically take it down.
I still don’t really understand who this is supposed to be for. If you want the unabashedly pro-America news you know where to get it and are already receiving it, CBS is for people who still want regular reporting in a non-24/7 format. Do you think they won’t notice and turn it off?
We love frosting and make no apologies
January 3, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Got the same flavor as the New College takeover in my hometown of Sarasota, FL. Pick a respected educational institution and prove you can systematically take it down.
My ESL students got me a little kitty cat doll for Christmas. Can't even.
January 3, 2026 at 6:11 PM
My ESL students got me a little kitty cat doll for Christmas. Can't even.
I needed new chopsticks – we’d broken them playing chopsticks wishbone. We pulled wrong, pulled too hard, and mine snapped in the center. Splintered. I asked you about your wish. You put your piece down slowly, quietly picked up your spoon, and dipped it in egg drop soup.
- "Wishbone" by me
- "Wishbone" by me
Vine Leaves Press: Wishbone
I needed new chopsticks – we’d broken them playing chopsticks wishbone. We pulled wrong, pulled too hard, and mine snapped in the center. Splintered. I asked you about your wish. You put your…
kellirule.com
January 2, 2026 at 9:48 PM
I needed new chopsticks – we’d broken them playing chopsticks wishbone. We pulled wrong, pulled too hard, and mine snapped in the center. Splintered. I asked you about your wish. You put your piece down slowly, quietly picked up your spoon, and dipped it in egg drop soup.
- "Wishbone" by me
- "Wishbone" by me
In the Ajijic, MX, the New Year's Day parade had a "La ICE Mexicana" float, the guys came into the crowd and "abducted" gringos and hit them on the head with inflatable hammers, everyone laughing and clapping, soooo dark but you gotta process tragedy somehow
January 2, 2026 at 1:33 AM
In the Ajijic, MX, the New Year's Day parade had a "La ICE Mexicana" float, the guys came into the crowd and "abducted" gringos and hit them on the head with inflatable hammers, everyone laughing and clapping, soooo dark but you gotta process tragedy somehow
Just ended a phone call w an adult "bye bye"
Kill me
Kill me
December 31, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Just ended a phone call w an adult "bye bye"
Kill me
Kill me
Hate link in bio, just post the link.
December 31, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Hate link in bio, just post the link.
The two things I miss about where I lived in the US - quality sushi and dumpster diving/free pile season. Honestly that's it.
December 31, 2025 at 1:50 PM
The two things I miss about where I lived in the US - quality sushi and dumpster diving/free pile season. Honestly that's it.