Keith
@kdb150.bsky.social
Move closer to your world, my friend. Take a little bit of time.
I've never once had to tell anyone my tire size or look any of this up, the utility of AI is for a scenario that isn't even real lmao
Every example of ai being useful begins with "okay imagine you're in a situation, and you are very dumb"
January 15, 2026 at 4:58 PM
I've never once had to tell anyone my tire size or look any of this up, the utility of AI is for a scenario that isn't even real lmao
Athletes really are just like normal people (willing to do disgusting things for money)
Jayden Daniels announced he'll play in Tom Brady's Saudi-backed flag football game. Congrats to the Commanders for sportswashing!
NFL teams can deny players from competing in Tom Brady's Saudi Arabia flag football tournament.
January 14, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Athletes really are just like normal people (willing to do disgusting things for money)
At some point the only rational way to deal with these goons is to just run them over. Doing anything else puts you at way more risk.
Today at 34 & Park in Minneapolis, a woman tried to drive down the street where a protest had broken out in front of a home ICE was raiding, saying she had a doctor apt to get to. ICE agents busted out her windows, cut off her seatbelt, and pulled her out before arresting her.
January 13, 2026 at 7:46 PM
At some point the only rational way to deal with these goons is to just run them over. Doing anything else puts you at way more risk.
Sports talk people openly (and apparently, sincerely) wondering why Josh Allen and Joe Burrow and Justin Herbert don't get criticized the way Jalen Hurts and Lamar Jackson do makes me insane.
How can you not see the obvious reason!?!?
How can you not see the obvious reason!?!?
January 13, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Sports talk people openly (and apparently, sincerely) wondering why Josh Allen and Joe Burrow and Justin Herbert don't get criticized the way Jalen Hurts and Lamar Jackson do makes me insane.
How can you not see the obvious reason!?!?
How can you not see the obvious reason!?!?
Feel like this is all going to be rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic if the Eaglea brass doesn't convince Sirianni to modernize the offense.
January 12, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Feel like this is all going to be rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic if the Eaglea brass doesn't convince Sirianni to modernize the offense.
Love an email saying an app I use is getting an update, nice to have some notice that it's about to get Worse.
January 12, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Love an email saying an app I use is getting an update, nice to have some notice that it's about to get Worse.
A neat summary of how conservatives really feel about women.
I realize that every word that comes out of his mouth is outrageous in one way or another but unambiguously framing execution as a legitimate response to disrespect is still noteworthy
Q: "Do you believe that deadly force was necessary?"
Trump: "It was highly disrespectful of law enforcement. The woman and her friend were highly disrespectful of law enforcement…Law enforcement should not be in a position where they have to put up with this stuff."
Trump: "It was highly disrespectful of law enforcement. The woman and her friend were highly disrespectful of law enforcement…Law enforcement should not be in a position where they have to put up with this stuff."
January 12, 2026 at 2:26 PM
A neat summary of how conservatives really feel about women.
If we have to do something because Sirianni and AJ Brown don't get along, then it's better to simply get rid of Sirianni.
January 12, 2026 at 2:46 AM
If we have to do something because Sirianni and AJ Brown don't get along, then it's better to simply get rid of Sirianni.
Well at least now we don't have to worry about Patullo keeping his job
January 12, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Well at least now we don't have to worry about Patullo keeping his job
4 down territory, so the Eagles can do 3 runs to start the drive this time, just like Patullo has always dreamed of.
January 12, 2026 at 12:33 AM
4 down territory, so the Eagles can do 3 runs to start the drive this time, just like Patullo has always dreamed of.
Purdy escapes because of a really obvious hold against Baun. Fantastic.
January 12, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Purdy escapes because of a really obvious hold against Baun. Fantastic.
Gonna need a defensive TD to win this one it seemz
January 12, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Gonna need a defensive TD to win this one it seemz
Don't know why Sirianni is surprised that giving up on offense in the second half gives the shitty team you're playing a chance to pull out shit like that.
January 12, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Don't know why Sirianni is surprised that giving up on offense in the second half gives the shitty team you're playing a chance to pull out shit like that.
Can't wait to see how the Eagles answer (2 rushes for -1 yards, incomplete pass)
January 12, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Can't wait to see how the Eagles answer (2 rushes for -1 yards, incomplete pass)
Guess it's OK to go helmet first into a guy's face if you're on offense? What the fuck?
January 11, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Guess it's OK to go helmet first into a guy's face if you're on offense? What the fuck?
Wait - SIX missed PATs in the playoffs? The fuck, man!?
January 11, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Wait - SIX missed PATs in the playoffs? The fuck, man!?
Well, I guess "Good Jake will show up for the playoffs" was just cope
January 11, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Well, I guess "Good Jake will show up for the playoffs" was just cope
Hope Q gets his head in the game. Probably his 2 worst plays all season, good lord
January 11, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Hope Q gets his head in the game. Probably his 2 worst plays all season, good lord
Hope is still alive that a team might decide to run the "Oops, all tush pushes!" offense.
January 11, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Hope is still alive that a team might decide to run the "Oops, all tush pushes!" offense.
Should have let him score once he got close
January 11, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Should have let him score once he got close
Never seen a RB carry the QB's hand before lol
January 11, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Never seen a RB carry the QB's hand before lol
Josh Jacobs running like a guy whose knee has never hurt a day in his life
January 11, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Josh Jacobs running like a guy whose knee has never hurt a day in his life
Cost his team 25 yards by intercepting the pass and then went crazy celebrating, have to imagine his coaches will have some choice words for him
January 11, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Cost his team 25 yards by intercepting the pass and then went crazy celebrating, have to imagine his coaches will have some choice words for him
Once again wishing announcers would use Kobayashi voice and call him [Kobayashi voice]: Mr. McManus
January 11, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Once again wishing announcers would use Kobayashi voice and call him [Kobayashi voice]: Mr. McManus