I'd weaze that juice

If Tim Kaine had just said, "hundreds of thousands of people in my state are missing paychecks so I voted to reopen the government," it would still suck and be cowardly, but at least it's a rational, defensible position.

Trying to defend it on its own merits is just fucking sad.

Tim Kaine could just say "I have a lot of constituents who are missing paychecks because they're federal employees so I voted to end the shutdown," and at least that's a reason that isn't stupid.

Eagles, Rams, and Seattle all have the same record but the Eagles' strength of victory is much, much higher than the others'

Lions-Eagles because the Eagles have beaten the Rams twice this year already.

Starting to think the problem with Sarah McBride is that she's a dumbass.

They should get a Senate Promise For A Vote, the most valuable thing you can get in a negotiation.

Oh well, obviously putting the country back together means a "Roberts Court" that is 9-6 liberal-conservative, with liberals who are on board with punishing any and all abettors.

Most people won't get it, even with the context.

Lots of users will see it who don't get the reference. It doesn't really make sense to have a moderation standard of "except if it's song lyrics."

Things are gonna have to have weird prices that don't end in 9 or 0 so the plus-tax cost ends in 5 or 0, people will get used to it.

It's the "Have you no sense of decency, sir, at long last?" of our time.

One way to tell whether the Eagles can hang with the Rams is by checking the score of the game where the Eagles played the Rams.

The coach and QB of the second-best team over the past 5 years are bad, because everyone knows that your coach and QB are irrelevant to a team's success.

Oh yeah, you never see talented teams under-perform, or repeatedly get drummed out of the playoffs early. Never happens!

AJ Brown playing through an injury is the worst thing to happen maybe in the history of the world