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The lower portion of the curve your statistician warned you about.
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Premium: The AI Bubble's promises are impossible. NVIDIA's customers are running out of money, GPUs die in 3-5 years, most 1GW data centers will never get built, and OpenAI's Abilene data center doesn't won't have the power it needs before 2028 - if it ever does.
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The AI Bubble's Impossible Promises
Readers: I’ve done a very generous “free” portion of this newsletter, but I do recommend paying for premium to get the in-depth analysis underpinning the intro. That being said, I want as many people ...
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October 10, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Premium: The AI Bubble's promises are impossible. NVIDIA's customers are running out of money, GPUs die in 3-5 years, most 1GW data centers will never get built, and OpenAI's Abilene data center doesn't won't have the power it needs before 2028 - if it ever does.
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You know that scene in “I am Legend” where Will Smith doesn’t know how to talk to people anymore so he just starts quoting Shrek? Well, that’s my family chat now, only it’s my parents with Facebook links and it’s sending me
August 28, 2025 at 4:59 AM
You know that scene in “I am Legend” where Will Smith doesn’t know how to talk to people anymore so he just starts quoting Shrek? Well, that’s my family chat now, only it’s my parents with Facebook links and it’s sending me
Superman hot take: it’s an Isekai. Guy dropped in from another world that’s super overpowered? ISEKAI.
July 12, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Superman hot take: it’s an Isekai. Guy dropped in from another world that’s super overpowered? ISEKAI.
Is it just me, or the corpo rollout of AI odd? If as a tool it really improved a system or service it would readily find its place, but it feels like it’s being slapped into places *to* find a use. Don’t get me wrong, it can be useful, but it feels worrying like C-Suite in damage control.
June 29, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Is it just me, or the corpo rollout of AI odd? If as a tool it really improved a system or service it would readily find its place, but it feels like it’s being slapped into places *to* find a use. Don’t get me wrong, it can be useful, but it feels worrying like C-Suite in damage control.
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Parents at 40s: “we have to work constantly to avoid being crushed in gears of capitalism”
Parents now at 60+ to me in 40s: “why don’t you guys take vacations?”
DO YOU HAVE THE MEMORY OF A FRUIT FLY?
Parents now at 60+ to me in 40s: “why don’t you guys take vacations?”
DO YOU HAVE THE MEMORY OF A FRUIT FLY?
June 3, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Parents at 40s: “we have to work constantly to avoid being crushed in gears of capitalism”
Parents now at 60+ to me in 40s: “why don’t you guys take vacations?”
DO YOU HAVE THE MEMORY OF A FRUIT FLY?
Parents now at 60+ to me in 40s: “why don’t you guys take vacations?”
DO YOU HAVE THE MEMORY OF A FRUIT FLY?
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Newsletter: We are in the era of the Business Idiot, where middle management has seized power, breeding out true meritocracy and value-creation in favor of symbolic growth and superficial intelligence. This piece ties together everything I've ever written.
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The Era Of The Business Idiot
Fair warning: this is the longest thing I've written on this newsletter. I do apologize.
Soundtrack: EL-P - $4 Vic
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May 21, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Newsletter: We are in the era of the Business Idiot, where middle management has seized power, breeding out true meritocracy and value-creation in favor of symbolic growth and superficial intelligence. This piece ties together everything I've ever written.
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I’ve been a good little capitalist drone for the last decade or so, so I haven’t been out much, but as I’ve ventured from my cog hole into the greater US, there’s an alarming level of carelessness, a selfishness I’ve been distracted from, or something that’s bearing fruit from our culture?
April 1, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I’ve been a good little capitalist drone for the last decade or so, so I haven’t been out much, but as I’ve ventured from my cog hole into the greater US, there’s an alarming level of carelessness, a selfishness I’ve been distracted from, or something that’s bearing fruit from our culture?
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France raises a fascinating hypothetical point: what if the law still exists even if people might get mad at you
March 31, 2025 at 12:55 PM
France raises a fascinating hypothetical point: what if the law still exists even if people might get mad at you
This is the worst: we’re gonna have that dystopian cyber-punk future without the cool fashion trend- like we’re just gonna face it all in sweatpants and crocs.
February 20, 2025 at 11:49 PM
This is the worst: we’re gonna have that dystopian cyber-punk future without the cool fashion trend- like we’re just gonna face it all in sweatpants and crocs.
The American tradition of firing a productive, wet cough into the backs of people’s necks is alive and well this holiday season
December 24, 2024 at 3:32 AM
The American tradition of firing a productive, wet cough into the backs of people’s necks is alive and well this holiday season
Q: how do you know if someone has worked at Google?
A: don’t worry, they’ll tell you
A: don’t worry, they’ll tell you
December 18, 2024 at 10:00 PM
Q: how do you know if someone has worked at Google?
A: don’t worry, they’ll tell you
A: don’t worry, they’ll tell you
“A language is a dialect with an army and navy” - /u/CheLeung
December 16, 2024 at 9:48 PM
“A language is a dialect with an army and navy” - /u/CheLeung
Corpo-overlord tip: if you want to reduce headcount, don’t mandate RTO, just force them to use Microsoft Teams instead.
December 5, 2024 at 12:30 AM
Corpo-overlord tip: if you want to reduce headcount, don’t mandate RTO, just force them to use Microsoft Teams instead.
I may be in the minority on this, but “Hand-wash only” cargo pants are an extreme contradiction in philosophies.
December 2, 2024 at 8:05 PM
I may be in the minority on this, but “Hand-wash only” cargo pants are an extreme contradiction in philosophies.
I think we can all agree at this point that “Fake it ‘till you make it,” has some rather serious downsides on the longer timescale
November 30, 2024 at 10:52 PM
I think we can all agree at this point that “Fake it ‘till you make it,” has some rather serious downsides on the longer timescale
This Christmas season, give your beloved body of Christ what it's always needed: an immune system.
Not essential reading, but gives the most accessible and readable historical context to the Bible as primer to its thesis that I've found. A great gift to those with troubling theological slants!
Not essential reading, but gives the most accessible and readable historical context to the Bible as primer to its thesis that I've found. A great gift to those with troubling theological slants!
November 28, 2024 at 9:01 PM
This Christmas season, give your beloved body of Christ what it's always needed: an immune system.
Not essential reading, but gives the most accessible and readable historical context to the Bible as primer to its thesis that I've found. A great gift to those with troubling theological slants!
Not essential reading, but gives the most accessible and readable historical context to the Bible as primer to its thesis that I've found. A great gift to those with troubling theological slants!
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Across the country, people are starting meal preparations and traveling to be with friends and family.
Tell us your favorite dish on the Thanksgiving table, and we’ll share our knowledge about the work behind the ingredients. #WeFeedYou
Tell us your favorite dish on the Thanksgiving table, and we’ll share our knowledge about the work behind the ingredients. #WeFeedYou
November 27, 2024 at 8:40 PM
Across the country, people are starting meal preparations and traveling to be with friends and family.
Tell us your favorite dish on the Thanksgiving table, and we’ll share our knowledge about the work behind the ingredients. #WeFeedYou
Tell us your favorite dish on the Thanksgiving table, and we’ll share our knowledge about the work behind the ingredients. #WeFeedYou
I’ve been playing so much “Slay the Spire” that when my fav local joint offered 25% discounted gift cards with an additional $10 credit for every $50 spent, I basically went min/max nuts and ended up spending $375 to get $600 value, so I guess what I’m trying to say is yo boy is gonna get fat
November 28, 2024 at 7:53 PM
I’ve been playing so much “Slay the Spire” that when my fav local joint offered 25% discounted gift cards with an additional $10 credit for every $50 spent, I basically went min/max nuts and ended up spending $375 to get $600 value, so I guess what I’m trying to say is yo boy is gonna get fat
I don’t know what it says about my mental state, but instead of buying a toaster, I just slam my oven broiler to max and just check the bread based when I feel like it should be done
November 27, 2024 at 6:20 PM
I don’t know what it says about my mental state, but instead of buying a toaster, I just slam my oven broiler to max and just check the bread based when I feel like it should be done
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PSA – The Queens Public Library offers $50 virtual library cards and it’s amazing for anyone who uses Libby and want to access more titles/copies than your local library has
November 25, 2024 at 4:22 AM
PSA – The Queens Public Library offers $50 virtual library cards and it’s amazing for anyone who uses Libby and want to access more titles/copies than your local library has
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Fuck it, I say, as I dump the entire bag of pizza rolls on the baking sheet
November 25, 2024 at 4:11 AM
Fuck it, I say, as I dump the entire bag of pizza rolls on the baking sheet
Admit it, these are now 90% of the socks you own:
November 25, 2024 at 5:08 AM
Admit it, these are now 90% of the socks you own:
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