Kazooks!
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Kazooks!
@kazooks.bsky.social
The lower portion of the curve your statistician warned you about.
“Blunt force impacts are sooo passé; we’re onto air fryer strats”
December 6, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Do no resist, lactation is at hand
June 6, 2025 at 4:12 AM
as a child of an RFK fan, I think it’s predominantly a side effect of mental models learned from church. My folks instantly side with contrarians and “underdogs” in a sort of “narrow gates vs wide” confusion, missing the key ingredient that the lone heroes of their stories have: being right.
November 30, 2024 at 10:40 PM
Not on their either, but what I can say is that Meta’s TikTok variant on FB and Insta is…interesting. I can’t go more than 3-4 scrolls before I get a nonstop deluge of Tate, Kill Tony, or other adjacent variant that has me concerned about the unassuming consumer (or the silo Meta has me placed in)
November 28, 2024 at 9:34 PM
New 2024 Holiday Hit Single: "Jesus, Pump the Brakes"
November 28, 2024 at 9:07 PM
Reposted by Kazooks!
November 28, 2024 at 7:55 PM
Sadly, we forget the lessons of our elders. - if you want an interesting perspective on it, the book"The Fourth Turning" by William Strauss and Neil Howe takes a bird's eye view on Americans, and it's chilling the patterns we fall into (i.e. this was predicted back in 1997!).
November 28, 2024 at 8:42 PM