Egg drop soup
Egg clumsy
Egg bad waiter
Egg fired again
Egg turn to life of crime

democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard

ALERT my coffee made this mushroom and I need to know what it means

8yo student today:

"Ms. Jacobi, practicing is LESS fun than Disney World but MORE fun than walking 15 miles"

Today one of my students looked at me and said "those are some high waisted pants Ms. Jacobi"

Made a video about how vultures are underrated and needed a good marketing campaign to get the word out and people simply DEMANDED t-shirts so here they are and of course I'm giving most of the proceeds to vulture conservation.

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If you don’t want your text messages read by snoops—like wireless companies, law enforcement, or hackers—you should follow these 4 tips. nyti.ms/42rW6qK

It's so embarrassing to be rich and not happy. If I had $200 billion I wouldn't be trying to impress Joe Rogan with my tough boy talk, I'd be jousting on jet skis, I'd be paying church choirs to sing dirty words, I'd buy one of the really big Lego sets. Being an angry rich guy is so cringe.

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Sometimes I wish I could Google "is (insert college/HS friend) still married to (that one guy)?" When I can't tell from their social media.

All this Zuck /Musk noise… it’s the quiet ones we need to worry about. WTFRFKDRN?

The new year begs the question: How many times will I write "2024" as the date in my students' assignments? It should be no times, but it will be a lot of times!

For my first post i thought I'd let everyone know it's time for a rewatch of Sabrina the Teenage Witch