Farming While Beige
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An introduction to my partners and I, and our work. Please share and support if you’d be so kind :-)
I am chicken breast’s number 1 hater but I could eat this chicken parm every single day.
November 19, 2025 at 11:46 AM
I am chicken breast’s number 1 hater but I could eat this chicken parm every single day.
I was like “K-Pop demon hunters? Kids are idiots” until I remembered 8 year old me was obsessed with a foursome of giant sewer-dwelling turtles taught by a mutant rat to fight ninjas in thrall to a talking brain installed into the stomach (and not the head) of an overweight android body.
November 15, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I was like “K-Pop demon hunters? Kids are idiots” until I remembered 8 year old me was obsessed with a foursome of giant sewer-dwelling turtles taught by a mutant rat to fight ninjas in thrall to a talking brain installed into the stomach (and not the head) of an overweight android body.
This is what happens when you’re spineless.
November 13, 2025 at 11:25 PM
This is what happens when you’re spineless.
Shoot them all. Every single ICE agent.
November 9, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Shoot them all. Every single ICE agent.
Mom be like “I’d like to visit on…” and I be like “ma’am stop requesting an invitation like a goddamn upper middle class White person and just show up and kick the door in bih I shouldn’t know you’re coming till I find you in my fridge looking for snacks.”
November 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Mom be like “I’d like to visit on…” and I be like “ma’am stop requesting an invitation like a goddamn upper middle class White person and just show up and kick the door in bih I shouldn’t know you’re coming till I find you in my fridge looking for snacks.”
I just stumbled upon the term “medical divorce.” Shitting your pants at your own wedding is less embarrassing than living in this stupid country.
November 6, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I just stumbled upon the term “medical divorce.” Shitting your pants at your own wedding is less embarrassing than living in this stupid country.
Y’all please do me a favor and head to YouTube and report this page that’s pretending to be me.
@sylvanaquafarms.bsky.social hey i just ran into this channel... is this you or someone freebooting? www.youtube.com/@FarmingWhil...
Farming While Beige
Welcome to Farming While Beige—where rural grit meets cultural wit. From pastured poultry chores to tallow balm drops, we’re building wealth, wellness, and independence out loud. This isn’t your grand...
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October 28, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Y’all please do me a favor and head to YouTube and report this page that’s pretending to be me.
Mental health reminder that most people never get that first million from friends/family. Without their rich families, Elon Musk is an unsuccessful podcaster; Zuckerberg/Page/Brin are unemployed software engineers; Warren Buffet is a retired insurance salesman; Jeff Bezos is a manager at Macy’s.
October 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Mental health reminder that most people never get that first million from friends/family. Without their rich families, Elon Musk is an unsuccessful podcaster; Zuckerberg/Page/Brin are unemployed software engineers; Warren Buffet is a retired insurance salesman; Jeff Bezos is a manager at Macy’s.
My latest: “The abandonment of the spirit and our natural communities is, I believe, the wellspring of the profound discontent that permeates people in the industrialized world.”
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Why We Hurt | Skywoman
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October 17, 2025 at 8:29 PM
My latest: “The abandonment of the spirit and our natural communities is, I believe, the wellspring of the profound discontent that permeates people in the industrialized world.”
www.patreon.com/posts/141436...
www.patreon.com/posts/141436...
TikTok’s suppressing the hell outta this video so maybe yall will share it 🤭
October 15, 2025 at 2:05 PM
TikTok’s suppressing the hell outta this video so maybe yall will share it 🤭
People named Sarah Taber/Mock be like…
October 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
People named Sarah Taber/Mock be like…
Everybody needs to boycott buying new cars till they stop requiring subscription fees for all this new tech that we’d all gladly trade for lower prices on these mid-ass whips that cost sixty thousand fucking dollars.
October 10, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Everybody needs to boycott buying new cars till they stop requiring subscription fees for all this new tech that we’d all gladly trade for lower prices on these mid-ass whips that cost sixty thousand fucking dollars.
This chick told me I had a “porn-stache.”
I then teased her about the CashApp link in her bio.
She told me it’s so guys she dommes can pay her, and that shaming sex workers is wrong.
I love the internet.
I then teased her about the CashApp link in her bio.
She told me it’s so guys she dommes can pay her, and that shaming sex workers is wrong.
I love the internet.
October 6, 2025 at 11:30 PM
This chick told me I had a “porn-stache.”
I then teased her about the CashApp link in her bio.
She told me it’s so guys she dommes can pay her, and that shaming sex workers is wrong.
I love the internet.
I then teased her about the CashApp link in her bio.
She told me it’s so guys she dommes can pay her, and that shaming sex workers is wrong.
I love the internet.
I really shouldn’t be having to buy this much ammo.
October 6, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I really shouldn’t be having to buy this much ammo.
Reposted by Farming While Beige
I pay, YOU eat. #farmers #maga #welfare
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October 5, 2025 at 4:46 PM
The part where Taber tried to throw “omg he’s good at charming White people!” at me like an accusation instead of a basic life skill for any Black dude interested in living past the age of 22 😂
I've had her blocked for years on every single social media platform after I caught her plagiarizing from me and other smaller ag accounts. She also tried to exploit Black Native farmer Chris Newman at @sylvanaquafarms.bsky.social
October 2, 2025 at 10:50 PM
The part where Taber tried to throw “omg he’s good at charming White people!” at me like an accusation instead of a basic life skill for any Black dude interested in living past the age of 22 😂
Everytime a wannabe rad-leftist mentions tHe GLobaL SOutH, God gives Israel another bomb.
October 1, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Everytime a wannabe rad-leftist mentions tHe GLobaL SOutH, God gives Israel another bomb.
Companies passing investment to one another while also buying/selling from one another isn’t at all uncommon in business and isn’t an indication that anything is wrong. Far from a bellwether of end-stage capitalism, it isn’t even particularly “capitalistic.”
sylvanaqua.medium.com/nvidia-and-o...
sylvanaqua.medium.com/nvidia-and-o...
Nvidia and OpenAI: Is the Tech Boom Eating Itself?
If we’re hoping AI won’t eat our jobs and our planet for lunch, we can’t bank on a repeat of the 2000 tech bubble.
sylvanaqua.medium.com
September 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Companies passing investment to one another while also buying/selling from one another isn’t at all uncommon in business and isn’t an indication that anything is wrong. Far from a bellwether of end-stage capitalism, it isn’t even particularly “capitalistic.”
sylvanaqua.medium.com/nvidia-and-o...
sylvanaqua.medium.com/nvidia-and-o...
Somebody answered “could prime Jaime Lannister beat Aragorn?” with Michael Phelps is the greatest swimmer of all time but he’s not gonna beat fucking Aquaman.
September 23, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Somebody answered “could prime Jaime Lannister beat Aragorn?” with Michael Phelps is the greatest swimmer of all time but he’s not gonna beat fucking Aquaman.
Given the way they’re reacting, you can’t tell me 75% of conservative men weren’t having sex with Charlie Kirk.
September 21, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Given the way they’re reacting, you can’t tell me 75% of conservative men weren’t having sex with Charlie Kirk.
From my latest essay, “Farm-to-Table is Dead”
Farm-to-Table died as both the supply and demand sides of the phenomenon got schwacked at the exact same time beginning in 2019. I think this death, though, is more of a necessity than a tragedy…
Farm-to-Table died as both the supply and demand sides of the phenomenon got schwacked at the exact same time beginning in 2019. I think this death, though, is more of a necessity than a tragedy…
September 21, 2025 at 12:03 AM
From my latest essay, “Farm-to-Table is Dead”
Farm-to-Table died as both the supply and demand sides of the phenomenon got schwacked at the exact same time beginning in 2019. I think this death, though, is more of a necessity than a tragedy…
Farm-to-Table died as both the supply and demand sides of the phenomenon got schwacked at the exact same time beginning in 2019. I think this death, though, is more of a necessity than a tragedy…
To be clear: no one’s mad just because Kimmel was fired. People are mad because the chair of the FCC called for him to be fired, and then he was fired, and then the President of the United States called for more to come.
This is very very different than cancel culture.
This is very very different than cancel culture.
Hypocrisy isn't limited to the right. Been warning you for a decade about calling for people that say hateful ignorant racist things to be fired. Hate speech is free speech and now you're finding that out because we're not in power anymore and those in power determine what's hate speech
a man with a beard says " tough pill for you to swallow " in front of a woman
ALT: a man with a beard says " tough pill for you to swallow " in front of a woman
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September 20, 2025 at 10:39 AM
To be clear: no one’s mad just because Kimmel was fired. People are mad because the chair of the FCC called for him to be fired, and then he was fired, and then the President of the United States called for more to come.
This is very very different than cancel culture.
This is very very different than cancel culture.
Can we please stop wasting energy pointing out hypocrisy on the right? They don’t give a shit, dude.
September 20, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Can we please stop wasting energy pointing out hypocrisy on the right? They don’t give a shit, dude.
I blame A Growing Culture for making everyone believe subsistence peasant farming is a good idea 😂
September 19, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I blame A Growing Culture for making everyone believe subsistence peasant farming is a good idea 😂