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Kat A. Beckett
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Greetings outlander. Why walk when you can ride? We make a special trip, just for you
Valve's main source of income is overcharging for a service t they've monopolized. this is in positive contrast to every other business on the planet, whose main source of income is speculating on societal collapse
November 13, 2025 at 2:46 AM
there are no known defences against "the cum man"
November 11, 2025 at 4:43 AM
if dems hold out for some sort of deal, literally anything honestly, republicans will continue to hold the blame for the shutdown and dems will get the credit for ending it. if they cave specifically now, it'll be the opposite. real "snatching defeat from the jaws of victory" ass play
November 10, 2025 at 12:53 AM
"true, food and housing has doubled in price relative to the nominal value of currency, but have you considered that consumer electronics and personal vehicles are dirt cheap? just eat a TV forehead"
November 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM
i've seen a few people say the sandwich guy case doesn't seem like jury nullification, seemingly on the basis that they think jury nullification is some kind of formalized legal trickery that must be invoked. it's not. it just refers to the fact that juries can return whatever verdict they want
November 6, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Reposted by Kat A. Beckett
Sisters from the strange house
November 5, 2025 at 12:25 PM
what would hank hill think of femboy fishing
October 30, 2025 at 1:47 PM
"people call this art unrealistic but my body literally looks like this irl" - woman whose body looks nothing like that irl
October 27, 2025 at 3:12 AM
that old "good times make weak men, weak men make bad times" bullshit it turns out is true but only about antivaxxers
I remember it very differently, but I must be wrong if the Makin’ Copies guy is spitting facts
October 25, 2025 at 2:04 AM
i understand that it was nearly a century ago and that the labour movement is constantly divorced from socialism but like, goddamn la guardia man. there's an airport named after him and everything
October 16, 2025 at 9:33 PM
do you think yamcha was even a particularly good baseball player? like jokes aside you'd expect he would be but it'd be really funny if the guy is literally superhuman and is still only like the fourth best player on a middle-of-the-pack team
October 14, 2025 at 1:41 PM
i live in a downstairs apartment in which the only door leads out into the back patio and then i have to walk up a path to a gate to get to the street. the upstairs neighbours dog keeps pooping on this path. they clean the poop all at once one time per week
October 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Reposted by Kat A. Beckett
halloween costume idea
October 6, 2025 at 8:57 PM
everyone replying about being an introvert or a loner - listen man i'm both but there's still a big-ass library downtown, a great donut place near the library, and the world's gayest espresso cart typically somewhere around
we need a word for a type of person who spends all their time working to live in a city so they can be near cool things, but they don't actually like going out
October 6, 2025 at 6:53 AM
seemingly jay's highest apsiration is to be elon musk but with less money and running a smaller website. in other words, to be lowtax. there's a faster and easier way she could accomplish this but i'll get banned if i say it
October 3, 2025 at 8:41 PM
sick of news stories getting fearfully shared around where the actual story is like "the lone republican state senator in rhode island is once again asking for insane things that nobody wants" but all the social media posts are like "omg do you see what they're doing in rhode island"
September 30, 2025 at 9:57 PM
i am 32 years old and baby do i have arthritis in my hands? you bet i do!
September 30, 2025 at 8:16 PM
@hthrflwrs.bsky.social as a canadian i was DEEPLY offended that the coin could not become a toonie
September 28, 2025 at 4:01 AM
lying awake in bed last night imagining king of the hill characters as yakuza 7/8 party members. what their moves would be. hank's class would be called propane salesman but (like with shinada and baseball) he would refuse to debase propane by actually using it in any of his attacks
September 28, 2025 at 12:11 AM
i rarely shave these days and yesterday an old man at the library, seeing my large tits and my beard, (politely) asked about my gender situation
September 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
while it's not as bad as like "what's true: biden did say that. what's false: your opinion that it was bad" i do find it strange that there's a whole category of "mostly false" entries where the only thing that's false is an additional conjecture that has never occurred to anyone but snopes
claim: corn flakes were invented because kellogg was a freak obsessed with masturbation and thought a bland diet would discourage masturbation

what's true: the claim

what's false: well the box didn't say you wouldn't cum
September 27, 2025 at 4:16 PM
started an indie racing game where money is CP and driver XP is BP so i decided these stand for car points and boy points. use boy points, or boints, to upgrade your boy
September 27, 2025 at 12:22 AM
i WILL buy any videogame made by someone who verifiably knows what a kirpo is
September 26, 2025 at 4:33 PM
thinking again about charlie kirk posthumously stealing dougdoug's bit
September 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
you ever think about how everyone in kart racers drives cars that look like them? wouldn't you like to drive a car that looks like you?
September 25, 2025 at 2:20 PM