Kat Aclyzmic
@kataclyzmic.bsky.social
🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🤘🏻🎸 🌻
Thinker. Pothead. Antitheist. Anarchist. Transwoman. Psychologist. Pastor. Former bartender. Original Nerd. IT menace. RiffTrax Devotee.
Your christian parents warned you about me.
You should go now. Or don’t. I’m not your mom…
Thinker. Pothead. Antitheist. Anarchist. Transwoman. Psychologist. Pastor. Former bartender. Original Nerd. IT menace. RiffTrax Devotee.
Your christian parents warned you about me.
You should go now. Or don’t. I’m not your mom…
You love Kate Mulgrew because Captain Janeway… I love Kate Mulgrew because Mrs. Columbo.
I lionize her because Captain Janeway.
We are not the same.
Lick my boots.
I lionize her because Captain Janeway.
We are not the same.
Lick my boots.
November 14, 2025 at 4:08 AM
You love Kate Mulgrew because Captain Janeway… I love Kate Mulgrew because Mrs. Columbo.
I lionize her because Captain Janeway.
We are not the same.
Lick my boots.
I lionize her because Captain Janeway.
We are not the same.
Lick my boots.
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Weird question:
Of all of the living beings to have existed on this planet throughout history, what percentage of them had sex before they died? Ball park.
Of all of the living beings to have existed on this planet throughout history, what percentage of them had sex before they died? Ball park.
November 13, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Weird question:
Of all of the living beings to have existed on this planet throughout history, what percentage of them had sex before they died? Ball park.
Of all of the living beings to have existed on this planet throughout history, what percentage of them had sex before they died? Ball park.
Nah, when it all blows up and shit’s just everywhere, I won’t be a soldier of the rebellion, or be saving you.
I’ll be the really blazed one that’s walking up to the group of polar bears on Main St. goin, “Aww, who’s a sweet baby!?! Such lov… gak”
I’ll be the really blazed one that’s walking up to the group of polar bears on Main St. goin, “Aww, who’s a sweet baby!?! Such lov… gak”
November 13, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Nah, when it all blows up and shit’s just everywhere, I won’t be a soldier of the rebellion, or be saving you.
I’ll be the really blazed one that’s walking up to the group of polar bears on Main St. goin, “Aww, who’s a sweet baby!?! Such lov… gak”
I’ll be the really blazed one that’s walking up to the group of polar bears on Main St. goin, “Aww, who’s a sweet baby!?! Such lov… gak”
Say what you will, “low of 60 degrees Fahrenheit” equals windows open. This is not up for discussion. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
November 13, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Say what you will, “low of 60 degrees Fahrenheit” equals windows open. This is not up for discussion. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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November 11, 2025 at 3:59 PM
In 1997, my boss handed me a vacation calendar built in Excel. He gave it to me, because he figured my PC experience meant I knew how to do that. I knew how to unload trailers fast.
I couldn’t tell him I didn’t know what a spreadsheet was, so I learned really fast.
That was the birth of a monster.
I couldn’t tell him I didn’t know what a spreadsheet was, so I learned really fast.
That was the birth of a monster.
November 12, 2025 at 5:22 AM
In 1997, my boss handed me a vacation calendar built in Excel. He gave it to me, because he figured my PC experience meant I knew how to do that. I knew how to unload trailers fast.
I couldn’t tell him I didn’t know what a spreadsheet was, so I learned really fast.
That was the birth of a monster.
I couldn’t tell him I didn’t know what a spreadsheet was, so I learned really fast.
That was the birth of a monster.
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Understand that as soon as this system decided corporations were people, The People became superfluous and unimportant.
Since then, the system has been a tool exclusively to extract from The People.
Nothing for The People has improved since that moment, and nothing will until we change that.
Since then, the system has been a tool exclusively to extract from The People.
Nothing for The People has improved since that moment, and nothing will until we change that.
November 11, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Understand that as soon as this system decided corporations were people, The People became superfluous and unimportant.
Since then, the system has been a tool exclusively to extract from The People.
Nothing for The People has improved since that moment, and nothing will until we change that.
Since then, the system has been a tool exclusively to extract from The People.
Nothing for The People has improved since that moment, and nothing will until we change that.
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WHY STOP AT WORST PRESIDENT EVER? HE MIGHT BE THE WORST AMERICAN EVER.
November 10, 2025 at 6:24 PM
WHY STOP AT WORST PRESIDENT EVER? HE MIGHT BE THE WORST AMERICAN EVER.
Always plant vertically. Upside down.
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Always plant vertically. Upside down.
I mean… I’ve only ever seen myself from one angle. I have no idea what I look like in the round. Or… on a slab. I call bullshit.
November 11, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I mean… I’ve only ever seen myself from one angle. I have no idea what I look like in the round. Or… on a slab. I call bullshit.
Okay but here’s the thing… if you saw your dead body lying on a gurney, would you actually recognize yourself!?!
I have doubts. I’m not sure I would.
I have doubts. I’m not sure I would.
November 11, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Okay but here’s the thing… if you saw your dead body lying on a gurney, would you actually recognize yourself!?!
I have doubts. I’m not sure I would.
I have doubts. I’m not sure I would.
Problem is, science keeps telling me what I shouldn’t do after I already DID it. And so far none of the stuff science said would kill me did. Same goes for my mom.
I’ve been doing this shit for decades. DECADES.
I have doubts.
I’ve been doing this shit for decades. DECADES.
I have doubts.
November 11, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Problem is, science keeps telling me what I shouldn’t do after I already DID it. And so far none of the stuff science said would kill me did. Same goes for my mom.
I’ve been doing this shit for decades. DECADES.
I have doubts.
I’ve been doing this shit for decades. DECADES.
I have doubts.
So… basically, the DNC used the American People to win an election, then fucked us as a thank you.
November 11, 2025 at 12:45 AM
So… basically, the DNC used the American People to win an election, then fucked us as a thank you.
It’s not even fucking open yet, and republikkkans already shit on their “promise.” Fuck the whole dem machine. Fucking useless.
November 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
It’s not even fucking open yet, and republikkkans already shit on their “promise.” Fuck the whole dem machine. Fucking useless.
I am so goddamn tired of this godforsaken mother-fucking country.
FUCK
FUCK
November 11, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I am so goddamn tired of this godforsaken mother-fucking country.
FUCK
FUCK
The American People are well and truly on their own
November 10, 2025 at 10:46 PM
The American People are well and truly on their own
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I fear ICE is trafficking the women and children they kidnap.
November 7, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I fear ICE is trafficking the women and children they kidnap.
The “Musician” and the “Monster” in Mauve
November 8, 2025 at 4:46 AM
The “Musician” and the “Monster” in Mauve
@jmtdiva.bsky.social Hey girl! The line break on the iphone app is… unfortunate… it took me a solid few seconds to figure out what the heck was going on. 🤣🤦🏼♀️ Hugs!
November 8, 2025 at 12:04 AM
@jmtdiva.bsky.social Hey girl! The line break on the iphone app is… unfortunate… it took me a solid few seconds to figure out what the heck was going on. 🤣🤦🏼♀️ Hugs!
Good point. Temu Hitler himself tells the whole WORLD he’s not my president.
Why should I believe he is?
Why should I believe he is?
November 7, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Good point. Temu Hitler himself tells the whole WORLD he’s not my president.
Why should I believe he is?
Why should I believe he is?
Really, Hell House LLC???? You thought the Blair Witch 2 formula was your next best step!?! Fuck all the way off.
That SUCKED!
That SUCKED!
Hell House LLC: Lineage (2025) ⭐ 4.2 | Horror
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November 7, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Really, Hell House LLC???? You thought the Blair Witch 2 formula was your next best step!?! Fuck all the way off.
That SUCKED!
That SUCKED!
Listen, I’m giving what I can. And right now, I have an extra BK Bacon King. (don’t you judge me! Don’t you fucking judge me!!!! Life is hard)
Somebody else needs to eat this beautiful meaty sacrilege because I am about to. I AM WEAK. 😫😫😫
Somebody else needs to eat this beautiful meaty sacrilege because I am about to. I AM WEAK. 😫😫😫
a woman in a pink shirt says " please , i need this "
ALT: a woman in a pink shirt says " please , i need this "
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November 7, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Listen, I’m giving what I can. And right now, I have an extra BK Bacon King. (don’t you judge me! Don’t you fucking judge me!!!! Life is hard)
Somebody else needs to eat this beautiful meaty sacrilege because I am about to. I AM WEAK. 😫😫😫
Somebody else needs to eat this beautiful meaty sacrilege because I am about to. I AM WEAK. 😫😫😫