The Professional Crotch Watcher
@kasperpnw.bsky.social
🔞 18+ 🔞 only Bisexual, gaymer, leftist, nudist, open relationship and 🏳️⚧️ Ally. I have a soft spot for the sexy daddies and chubby bears 😍
Digimon Story Time Stranger has been a blast. I want to play Legends Z-A but I don't have a Switch 2. If you like JRPGs then I'd check out Digimon
October 23, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Digimon Story Time Stranger has been a blast. I want to play Legends Z-A but I don't have a Switch 2. If you like JRPGs then I'd check out Digimon
My partner has been playing Hollow Knight Silksong. My partner doesn't describe themselves as a gamer. They managed to beat the first boss and the look was priceless ❤️
October 14, 2025 at 5:27 PM
My partner has been playing Hollow Knight Silksong. My partner doesn't describe themselves as a gamer. They managed to beat the first boss and the look was priceless ❤️
Shout out to the frog. Not sure if it's the same guy but he's made me smile in these dark times
after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.
October 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Shout out to the frog. Not sure if it's the same guy but he's made me smile in these dark times
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This is what fascism looks like.
October 6, 2025 at 10:01 PM
This is what fascism looks like.
🤣
September 28, 2025 at 9:34 PM
🤣
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This is the person they are suspending people over btw
September 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
This is the person they are suspending people over btw
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Repost if you like big bushy dads who like to fuck butts 😈
July 15, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Repost if you like big bushy dads who like to fuck butts 😈
They literally want us dead so their sugar daddies can scorch the earth and colonize Mars
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem implemented a new policy requiring her approval for any FEMA contract or grant exceeding $100,000.
July 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM
They literally want us dead so their sugar daddies can scorch the earth and colonize Mars
My employer sure does love sending openly gay staff members to literal sundown towns... Send pics to help me survive the rest of the week
July 9, 2025 at 6:47 PM
My employer sure does love sending openly gay staff members to literal sundown towns... Send pics to help me survive the rest of the week
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Repost if you'd sit yourself down on daddy's lap 😈
July 6, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Repost if you'd sit yourself down on daddy's lap 😈
America doesn't deserve a birthday this year
July 3, 2025 at 11:13 PM
America doesn't deserve a birthday this year
🧊❌
The entire Trump administration is upset over CNN’s reporting on the ICEBlock app — and they’re threatening to investigate the network and prosecute the app’s creator.
July 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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I felt that in my soul
I just paid rent so I guess Pride Month is over 🥲
July 1, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I felt that in my soul
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A joy to march in NYC Pride with the people's champ Tish James 🏳️🌈
June 29, 2025 at 7:45 PM
A joy to march in NYC Pride with the people's champ Tish James 🏳️🌈
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I can't wait to be back home in Portland. Traveling for work sucks
June 27, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I can't wait to be back home in Portland. Traveling for work sucks
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Daddy is playing peekaboo. I'm pretty sure the Domino's driver might've gotten an eye full 😜
June 14, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Daddy is playing peekaboo. I'm pretty sure the Domino's driver might've gotten an eye full 😜
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Give the photographer the Pulitzer Prize
June 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Give the photographer the Pulitzer Prize
My employer seems to think it's funny to Station an openly gay employee in the reddest county in the NW 😑
May 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
My employer seems to think it's funny to Station an openly gay employee in the reddest county in the NW 😑
To the Cyber truck owner that decided to give me an impromptu interview while I was leaving work. No, your car is ugly. No, I don't want to test drive it and I believe anybody who drives it deserves to be taxed more
May 22, 2025 at 12:29 AM
To the Cyber truck owner that decided to give me an impromptu interview while I was leaving work. No, your car is ugly. No, I don't want to test drive it and I believe anybody who drives it deserves to be taxed more
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