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Thee Edenian Witch 🇵🇷🎮🍉
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I want to be in the sequel
QTP with the game you're currently playing

Locked in
January 26, 2026 at 2:53 PM
I love hearing “the system is down” as soon as I step into work 🙂
January 26, 2026 at 2:47 PM
January 26, 2026 at 1:00 PM
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This used to be normal, now it’s a feature.
January 25, 2026 at 4:57 PM
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Zara tickles me.
January 26, 2026 at 4:10 AM
This eczema on my hand got me looking like I touched The Darkhold 🙃🙃
a woman with horns on her head is behind a broken mirror
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January 26, 2026 at 1:47 AM
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The snow and cold are not letting up. If you see someone who needs shelter, please call 311.
January 25, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Hey, my Coven 🤩
January 25, 2026 at 10:43 PM
See a drink, quote a drink!
January 25, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Melissa Barrera
January 25, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Practicing so I can do this in real life to someone
January 25, 2026 at 8:37 PM
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You have got to be fucking kidding me. #share #fuckice
January 25, 2026 at 7:03 AM
I need these travel advertisements to stop saying things like “Make Puerto Rico your playground”. We got enough white people on the island doing that already 🙃
January 25, 2026 at 3:11 PM
January 25, 2026 at 2:33 PM
How my commute to work is lookin like 😬🥶❄️
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January 25, 2026 at 1:03 PM
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In these tumultuous times. I’d like to tell Black folks this. Keep some things sacred, save some of your magic for YOU.
January 25, 2026 at 10:01 AM
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Me watching the Buffalo Sabres for the last two months
January 25, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Ari said “Like A werewolf when you’re in it”. She knows how Aries want it 🤭
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January 25, 2026 at 2:43 AM
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Congressman Maxwell Frost says he was punched in the face at Sundance Festival by a man who told him "Trump was going to deport" him
January 25, 2026 at 12:55 AM
6 and 8
You have to remove two of the below. 🚨

1. Gym
2. Sex
3. Alcohol
4. Love
5. Money
6. Social media
7. Music
8. Fame
9. Dick
10. Ass
January 25, 2026 at 1:56 AM
I’m in here 🏋🏾‍♂️💪🏾
January 25, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Post 4 pics from your favorites folder ✨
January 25, 2026 at 1:44 AM
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this is shit they never want you to see.
Minneapolis, MN

Several women are walking through the area of protests with sambuus. They are stil hot from what I’m told.
January 24, 2026 at 11:24 PM
My Aries Mount Rushmore,

- Mariah Carey
- Chaka Khan
- Ari Lennox
- Lil Nas X
- Diana Ross
My Aquarius Mount Rushmore,

- Kelly Rowland
- Michael B. Jordan
- Kerry Washington
- Bob Marley
- Megan Thee Stallion
My Virgo Mount Rushmore,

- Micheal Jackson
- Beyoncé
- Idris Elba
- Kobe Bryant
- Taraji P Henson
January 24, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Very Mitsuri coded
January 23, 2026 at 11:24 PM