KarateAndPopTarts
@karateandpoptarts.bsky.social
Kicking pastries in half since 1994
Pinned
Me: what was your name again?
Ben: it's Ben
Me: one week since you looked at me
Ben: it's Ben
Me: one week since you looked at me
What if we kissed under the breadstick chandelier
November 15, 2025 at 4:07 PM
What if we kissed under the breadstick chandelier
Me: Jesus, are these...are these claw marks in the sand?
Jesus: I put you on the back of an emu lol
Jesus: I put you on the back of an emu lol
November 11, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Me: Jesus, are these...are these claw marks in the sand?
Jesus: I put you on the back of an emu lol
Jesus: I put you on the back of an emu lol
PLAY on your Switches and
SAVE Princess Peaches and
SLAM on the back of the
Koopa Troopaaaaa
SAVE Princess Peaches and
SLAM on the back of the
Koopa Troopaaaaa
November 2, 2025 at 1:35 PM
PLAY on your Switches and
SAVE Princess Peaches and
SLAM on the back of the
Koopa Troopaaaaa
SAVE Princess Peaches and
SLAM on the back of the
Koopa Troopaaaaa
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Guy 5,000 years ago: [inventing virgin olive oil]
His friend: unfuck it more
His friend: unfuck it more
October 30, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Guy 5,000 years ago: [inventing virgin olive oil]
His friend: unfuck it more
His friend: unfuck it more
There is an entire generation of humans out there who has only ever known auto flush.
Wild.
Wild.
October 30, 2025 at 6:04 PM
There is an entire generation of humans out there who has only ever known auto flush.
Wild.
Wild.
Car alarms. When you want a loud way for crime to be ignored. Car alarms ™️
October 28, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Car alarms. When you want a loud way for crime to be ignored. Car alarms ™️
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September 30 October 1
September 30, 2025 at 9:50 PM
September 30 October 1
WAP this WAP that, you best WAP that smirk off your face
September 14, 2025 at 4:47 PM
WAP this WAP that, you best WAP that smirk off your face
When she bakes she's Taylor Sift thank you
September 14, 2025 at 4:46 PM
When she bakes she's Taylor Sift thank you
You can marry for love or you can marry for kidneys but not both
September 4, 2025 at 9:49 AM
You can marry for love or you can marry for kidneys but not both
Starting a steroid dose pack today, so if you see me out there battling Godzilla mind your business
August 29, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Starting a steroid dose pack today, so if you see me out there battling Godzilla mind your business
The top tier of Maslow's Patriarchy of Needs is self-actuallyization
August 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
The top tier of Maslow's Patriarchy of Needs is self-actuallyization
Imagine falling in love only to find out he named his dick Microsoft
July 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Imagine falling in love only to find out he named his dick Microsoft
Current events
I'm a bitch
I'm a lover
I'm Hulk Hogan
Oh yeah brother
I'm a lover
I'm Hulk Hogan
Oh yeah brother
July 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Current events
If Fall Out Boy was sponsored by Gatorade they would electrolyte it up, up, up
July 17, 2025 at 11:56 AM
If Fall Out Boy was sponsored by Gatorade they would electrolyte it up, up, up
Not to brag, but my kid wanted to wear her blink 182 shirt yesterday, so she did her own laundry. Unprompted.
Well I guess this is growing up
Well I guess this is growing up
July 7, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Not to brag, but my kid wanted to wear her blink 182 shirt yesterday, so she did her own laundry. Unprompted.
Well I guess this is growing up
Well I guess this is growing up
"Our mom" I say, mocking my brother
July 6, 2025 at 11:52 AM
"Our mom" I say, mocking my brother
Imagine hating me and I'm just over here avoiding the Noid
June 29, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Imagine hating me and I'm just over here avoiding the Noid
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Need to cut the grass but I can't get mowtivated
September 26, 2023 at 6:50 PM
Need to cut the grass but I can't get mowtivated
A topless landscaping service called I'm Sexy and I Mow It thank you
June 14, 2025 at 10:22 AM
A topless landscaping service called I'm Sexy and I Mow It thank you
Imagine that guy from Sleep Token does a face reveal and he's got a bowl cut
June 1, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Imagine that guy from Sleep Token does a face reveal and he's got a bowl cut
I'm a bitch/I'm a lover
Side of hashbrowns/covered smothered
Add in two scrambled eggs/I do not feel ashamed
Side of hashbrowns/covered smothered
Add in two scrambled eggs/I do not feel ashamed
May 16, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I'm a bitch/I'm a lover
Side of hashbrowns/covered smothered
Add in two scrambled eggs/I do not feel ashamed
Side of hashbrowns/covered smothered
Add in two scrambled eggs/I do not feel ashamed
Excuse me, provide WHAT?
May 10, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Excuse me, provide WHAT?
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This day in history. 1970. Yuchiro Miura, known as The Man Who Skied Down Everest, did something remarkable, the nature of which escapes me.
May 6, 2024 at 9:18 AM
This day in history. 1970. Yuchiro Miura, known as The Man Who Skied Down Everest, did something remarkable, the nature of which escapes me.
The beep boop robot (H1N1) is my favorite Star War guy
May 4, 2025 at 5:06 PM
The beep boop robot (H1N1) is my favorite Star War guy