Brian Foley
@kansashoops.bsky.social
Software engineer. Kansas alum. Master of the Sarcastic Arts.
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First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.
November 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.
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Arthur: “Olivia Nuzzi, you’re a hooker? Jesus, I forgot! I just thought I was doing great with a journalist.”
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Arthur: “Olivia Nuzzi, you’re a hooker? Jesus, I forgot! I just thought I was doing great with a journalist.”
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“Indictmenting is hard,” Lindsey Halligan said.
November 24, 2025 at 6:38 PM
“Indictmenting is hard,” Lindsey Halligan said.
Quote post with a song you can’t hear without thinking of a movie it was in
Apocalypse Now
Apocalypse Now
November 18, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Quote post with a song you can’t hear without thinking of a movie it was in
Apocalypse Now
Apocalypse Now
Quote post with a song you can't hear without thinking of a movie it was in.
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November 18, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Quote post with a song you can't hear without thinking of a movie it was in.
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Never change, ESPN.
November 18, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Never change, ESPN.
I'll take Visual Metaphors for $200, Alex.
President Trump walks past the flag at the White House, which has fallen to the ground 🇺🇸😣
November 17, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I'll take Visual Metaphors for $200, Alex.
Dammit! I forgot to pick up any surroundings for Thanksgiving when I went to the store on Saturday.
Trump shamelessly lies: "Go to Walmart and other companies, and in every case it's about 25% that a Thanksgiving meal and surroundings are 25% lower. That's big fact."
November 17, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Dammit! I forgot to pick up any surroundings for Thanksgiving when I went to the store on Saturday.
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
To be fair, I too struggle when I have to listen to her speak.
despite standing, Trump seems to be having trouble keeping his eyes open while Melania speaks
November 13, 2025 at 8:45 PM
To be fair, I too struggle when I have to listen to her speak.
He’s right. You absolutely have to go to Hobby Lobby or Michael’s to get this level of quality.
Trump shows off all the gold he’s added to the Oval Office to look more like the Kremlin.
“This is not Home Depot stuff.”
“This is not Home Depot stuff.”
November 11, 2025 at 8:37 PM
He’s right. You absolutely have to go to Hobby Lobby or Michael’s to get this level of quality.
This is so very stupid. Instead of just giving you a credit automatically, they send you an email, make you click on a link to go to a web page with a "Claim credit" button that you have to click to get your credit. Pointless hoop jumping.
November 11, 2025 at 7:35 PM
This is so very stupid. Instead of just giving you a credit automatically, they send you an email, make you click on a link to go to a web page with a "Claim credit" button that you have to click to get your credit. Pointless hoop jumping.
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November 11, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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I know I should have compassion for these people but I just don’t.
Nearly 80% of voters in farming-dependent counties voted for Trump. Now, many of the farmers are on the brink of bankruptcy because of his policies.
November 11, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I know I should have compassion for these people but I just don’t.
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Sticker Shock
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November 10, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Sticker Shock
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One of the best catches I've ever seen in a football game. Just incredible.
November 8, 2025 at 8:45 PM
One of the best catches I've ever seen in a football game. Just incredible.
This is what happens when you're too stupid to select a non-extradition country to hide out in.
Ex-WR Brown arrested in Dubai, extradited to U.S.
Former NFL star Antonio Brown was taken into custody on an attempted murder charge stemming from a shooting after a celebrity boxing event in Miami in May.
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November 7, 2025 at 12:38 AM
This is what happens when you're too stupid to select a non-extradition country to hide out in.
Lettuce rejoice!
We have reached a verdict: Not guilty.
November 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Lettuce rejoice!