Kalypso ✨🇹🇹
@kalypsospeaks.com
Poet ✍🏽 ✨Gypsy 🪄 Siren 🧜🏽♀️
#Writer #Astrologer #Storyteller ♍️🍃
✨There is no such thing as coincidences, just irony in the universe’s algorithm. 👩🏽💻
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IG: @withLoveKalypso
#Writer #Astrologer #Storyteller ♍️🍃
✨There is no such thing as coincidences, just irony in the universe’s algorithm. 👩🏽💻
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IG: @withLoveKalypso
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The things you neglect don’t go away they’re damage just compounds. Health, relationships, cleaning, everything.
January 8, 2026 at 4:35 PM
The things you neglect don’t go away they’re damage just compounds. Health, relationships, cleaning, everything.
If you ask a man more than one question in a text. He can only ever answer 1. It doesn’t have to even be in some toxic either. You can be like what do you want for dinner and how many fingers do you have. They will only answer one part.
January 5, 2026 at 8:38 PM
If you ask a man more than one question in a text. He can only ever answer 1. It doesn’t have to even be in some toxic either. You can be like what do you want for dinner and how many fingers do you have. They will only answer one part.
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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
I’ve been seeing this a lot but haven’t experienced either. I have mine set where you have to be signed in to see my feed. Maybe this plays a part?
First our skeets were getting instant likes from that bot. And now it’s instant replies we can’t see 🥹
January 4, 2026 at 4:31 AM
I’ve been seeing this a lot but haven’t experienced either. I have mine set where you have to be signed in to see my feed. Maybe this plays a part?
Wanted to slap SZA like 8 different times bc her character. Love me some Keke in anything tho.
Finally watching One Of Them Days
January 4, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Wanted to slap SZA like 8 different times bc her character. Love me some Keke in anything tho.
Add a little amber, coffee, or tonka and you and I have a similar vibe. The caramel is hit or miss with different brands for me. I will take Vanilla and Amber anything tho.
Vanilla, Brown Sugar, and Caramel. I wanna smell as good as I ta- *call drops* 🤭
What are your signature scents?
I'm a vanilla girlie (I love vanilla down) but I'm open to giving others a chance (I think 🥴)
I'm a vanilla girlie (I love vanilla down) but I'm open to giving others a chance (I think 🥴)
January 4, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Add a little amber, coffee, or tonka and you and I have a similar vibe. The caramel is hit or miss with different brands for me. I will take Vanilla and Amber anything tho.
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Americans do not want war. Congress needs to reign in this administration. Now.
Pray for peace and demand it from our elected officials.
The number to call your member of Congress: (202) 224-3121.
Don’t allow our government to put troops into another illegal war.
Pray for peace and demand it from our elected officials.
The number to call your member of Congress: (202) 224-3121.
Don’t allow our government to put troops into another illegal war.
January 3, 2026 at 10:29 AM
Americans do not want war. Congress needs to reign in this administration. Now.
Pray for peace and demand it from our elected officials.
The number to call your member of Congress: (202) 224-3121.
Don’t allow our government to put troops into another illegal war.
Pray for peace and demand it from our elected officials.
The number to call your member of Congress: (202) 224-3121.
Don’t allow our government to put troops into another illegal war.
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Being an American feels like getting on a school bus and then your bus driver decides to do a drive by
January 3, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Being an American feels like getting on a school bus and then your bus driver decides to do a drive by
Did a pick up order on some beauty products…. Tell my why this shopper picked up the damn used Sampel on 3 items!!! 😡🤬🤬🤬🤬
January 3, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Did a pick up order on some beauty products…. Tell my why this shopper picked up the damn used Sampel on 3 items!!! 😡🤬🤬🤬🤬
Oh wait! This is part of BS? Bet. I’ve been away from here for the last part of 2025. What else did I miss?
Flashes. 📸
I’m in debate about deleting my IG. What’s the Bluesky equivalent to IG?
January 3, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Oh wait! This is part of BS? Bet. I’ve been away from here for the last part of 2025. What else did I miss?
I’m in debate about deleting my IG. What’s the Bluesky equivalent to IG?
January 3, 2026 at 1:17 AM
I’m in debate about deleting my IG. What’s the Bluesky equivalent to IG?
What Apple Arcade games do you play and why?
January 3, 2026 at 1:17 AM
What Apple Arcade games do you play and why?
Not making any resolutions in the formal sense or wishful thinking sense, just want more consistency and overall daily, weekly and monthly practices.
January 3, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Not making any resolutions in the formal sense or wishful thinking sense, just want more consistency and overall daily, weekly and monthly practices.
I need to go walk my dog. If you see this and you randomly remember this throughout the year, please remind me, ask me if I have, or hold me accountable. I don’t walk my old man enough bc he’s so chill and adaptable to my busy weeks.
January 3, 2026 at 1:11 AM
I need to go walk my dog. If you see this and you randomly remember this throughout the year, please remind me, ask me if I have, or hold me accountable. I don’t walk my old man enough bc he’s so chill and adaptable to my busy weeks.
When I approach social media, I expect to be old. Don’t dismiss them bc of age tho.
TL full of folks that didn’t see the OJ chase live!
January 3, 2026 at 1:00 AM
When I approach social media, I expect to be old. Don’t dismiss them bc of age tho.
Only in comfortable and familiar places. Otherwise head on a swivel
Wide open spaces
January 3, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Only in comfortable and familiar places. Otherwise head on a swivel
Fun fact: this started playing the moment is pushed out my daughter. I used to sing this with everything as a jit. It was the last track on the Rainbow album. It was like a full circle moment for me.
January 3, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Fun fact: this started playing the moment is pushed out my daughter. I used to sing this with everything as a jit. It was the last track on the Rainbow album. It was like a full circle moment for me.
Manifest it, then go get it.
Little hack, find the social media page that has your client base, go to their most recent posts, & like or follow those accounts. It shows they’re active, more likely to engage, & redirect to your site when they check out the notification of you liking or interacting.
Little hack, find the social media page that has your client base, go to their most recent posts, & like or follow those accounts. It shows they’re active, more likely to engage, & redirect to your site when they check out the notification of you liking or interacting.
Manifesting for more clients at the facility as well as online!
January 3, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Manifest it, then go get it.
Little hack, find the social media page that has your client base, go to their most recent posts, & like or follow those accounts. It shows they’re active, more likely to engage, & redirect to your site when they check out the notification of you liking or interacting.
Little hack, find the social media page that has your client base, go to their most recent posts, & like or follow those accounts. It shows they’re active, more likely to engage, & redirect to your site when they check out the notification of you liking or interacting.
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What you not changing, you choosing
January 2, 2026 at 5:05 PM
What you not changing, you choosing
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This is genius!
Today my eye doc said astigmatism is like flat feet of the eyes and I think everyone should explain it like that 😂
It makes PERFECT sense to me.
It makes PERFECT sense to me.
January 2, 2026 at 4:55 PM
This is genius!
Basically everything that was passed down on my side is about protecting bc people have a do bad minded things. Sometimes it does take an opposite but equal force to remedy the situation.
January 2, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Basically everything that was passed down on my side is about protecting bc people have a do bad minded things. Sometimes it does take an opposite but equal force to remedy the situation.
adjective
ostentatiously rich and luxurious or lavish.
"the opulent comfort of a limousine"
I claim this. Àse! Told my niece who wanted the big fireworks I got her next year when we have something real big wins to celebrate. 2025 was a foundation year, 2026 the builder year, 2027 is the proof.
ostentatiously rich and luxurious or lavish.
"the opulent comfort of a limousine"
I claim this. Àse! Told my niece who wanted the big fireworks I got her next year when we have something real big wins to celebrate. 2025 was a foundation year, 2026 the builder year, 2027 is the proof.
January 2, 2026 at 4:04 PM
adjective
ostentatiously rich and luxurious or lavish.
"the opulent comfort of a limousine"
I claim this. Àse! Told my niece who wanted the big fireworks I got her next year when we have something real big wins to celebrate. 2025 was a foundation year, 2026 the builder year, 2027 is the proof.
ostentatiously rich and luxurious or lavish.
"the opulent comfort of a limousine"
I claim this. Àse! Told my niece who wanted the big fireworks I got her next year when we have something real big wins to celebrate. 2025 was a foundation year, 2026 the builder year, 2027 is the proof.
Don’t need one. If I said something, it was me.
I bet y’all won’t drop y’all burner @‘s 👀🤭😭😂
January 2, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Don’t need one. If I said something, it was me.
I call it Devine timing. I went to delete my twitter and discovered that everyone was leaving. I hadn’t used my twitter in years! And especially after Elongated Mouse purchased it. Turns out it was my Twitter Anniversary. The great migration felt like Thanksgiving 2008 Twitter when I first made mine
How many of you all left Twitter and never went back?
January 2, 2026 at 3:49 PM
I call it Devine timing. I went to delete my twitter and discovered that everyone was leaving. I hadn’t used my twitter in years! And especially after Elongated Mouse purchased it. Turns out it was my Twitter Anniversary. The great migration felt like Thanksgiving 2008 Twitter when I first made mine