Kaiju Stew
@kaijustew.bsky.social
Nerdy, beardy, queer. Cat dad. Newbie miniature wargamer. Moderately OK tabletop RPG GM/DM/referee/judge/whatever. Total slut for horror movies. Metalhead.
Facebook Marketplace is wild
January 6, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Facebook Marketplace is wild
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There we go. That there’s a headline.
Who’s who at X, the deepfake porn site formerly known as Twitter
A look inside Elon Musk’s big tent
www.ft.com
January 6, 2026 at 4:08 PM
There we go. That there’s a headline.
I keep meaning to get a copy of this just for the art!
January 6, 2026 at 1:55 PM
I keep meaning to get a copy of this just for the art!
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Yep! Between this and the whole “Elon Musk please buy Greyhawk” thing I just don’t think this is a con I wish to attend.
January 5, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Yep! Between this and the whole “Elon Musk please buy Greyhawk” thing I just don’t think this is a con I wish to attend.
There is a big gross horrible wretched ding dong running events at GaryCon this year who’s dumb online handle is taken partly from an 80s children’s cartoon and I feel like that just makes me feel better about my decision not to go to it
January 5, 2026 at 11:53 PM
There is a big gross horrible wretched ding dong running events at GaryCon this year who’s dumb online handle is taken partly from an 80s children’s cartoon and I feel like that just makes me feel better about my decision not to go to it
Both possibilities are incredibly annoying!
January 5, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Both possibilities are incredibly annoying!
But. But it’s already. Like. It has one.
January 5, 2026 at 9:08 PM
But. But it’s already. Like. It has one.
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Hear me out. Mario Kart 64s Block Fort as a 4x4 skirmish games table.
January 4, 2026 at 10:23 PM
would
Tonight is a night for the Cheese Axe
And some cheese and some crackers
And some cheese and some crackers
January 4, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Tonight is a night for the Cheese Axe
And some cheese and some crackers
And some cheese and some crackers
I just don’t know if I could even summon the feral “scream louder than the amps my bandmates’ gear is plugged into” energy even if I could do screamy growly Cookie Monster vocals again, haha
January 4, 2026 at 11:24 PM
I just don’t know if I could even summon the feral “scream louder than the amps my bandmates’ gear is plugged into” energy even if I could do screamy growly Cookie Monster vocals again, haha
Literally life changing when you realize you can do this
January 4, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Literally life changing when you realize you can do this
I am having a “I miss being the vocalist of a death metal band but haven’t done it in over 15 years and don’t think I could even do it anymore if I tried” kind of day
January 4, 2026 at 11:16 PM
I am having a “I miss being the vocalist of a death metal band but haven’t done it in over 15 years and don’t think I could even do it anymore if I tried” kind of day
Oh, the utter disdain this cat holds in her heart for selfies
January 4, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Oh, the utter disdain this cat holds in her heart for selfies
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ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese.
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
June 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese.
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
I haven’t really dyed my hair in a super long time so this isn’t perfect but I’m happy with it
January 4, 2026 at 4:01 AM
I haven’t really dyed my hair in a super long time so this isn’t perfect but I’m happy with it
It’s called fashion, sweaty
January 4, 2026 at 3:09 AM
It’s called fashion, sweaty
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
It’s cool how completely and willfully useless they are
January 3, 2026 at 8:48 PM
It’s cool how completely and willfully useless they are
Haircut! The gay little mullet grows stronger
January 3, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Haircut! The gay little mullet grows stronger
lmao it is 1000% that
January 3, 2026 at 5:31 PM
lmao it is 1000% that
I dunno, man. This just sounds like an absolute texture/flavor nightmare to me.
January 3, 2026 at 5:18 PM
I dunno, man. This just sounds like an absolute texture/flavor nightmare to me.
Because my hair and my beard are different colors I get asked if I dye my hair a weird amount so I’m looking forward to have an unnatural hair color because then the answer will be an obvious yes
January 3, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Because my hair and my beard are different colors I get asked if I dye my hair a weird amount so I’m looking forward to have an unnatural hair color because then the answer will be an obvious yes