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"Ugh. I should have downloaded more shows"
October 31, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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BBC News captures Doctor Who himself Sylvester McCoy at the Trump protest seemingly unaware of who they're interviewing.
September 17, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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James Dobson won't hear how you hope his spirit is tormented by demons for all eternity, but other evil people who've contributed nothing but misery to this world might and hopefully they'll know people will celebrate when they pass away too.

Ask not for whom the crab raves, they rave for thee.
a crab is crawling on a sandy beach with trees in the background
Alt: a crab is crawling on a sandy beach with trees in the background
media.tenor.com
August 21, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Whenever an actor signed to a Harry Potter project issues a statement
August 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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It's a supervillain monologue meant to show how wrong Bill is about humanity.

It was never meant to inform an entire generation's thoughts about Superman. Which, unfortch, it has.
July 31, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Remember... You REALLY don't have to hand it to them...
July 29, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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July 11, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Me: You should check out Star Trek Strange New Worlds!
Coworker: Do I need to watch anything going into it?
Me: No. The only piece of information you need to know from Discovery is covered in a quick recap.
Coworker: Why are you trying to make me watch Discovery!
My counterpoint: a lot of that shared universe storytelling stands alone, but people have psyched themselves they aren't, only because they know it's connected to something else.
June 25, 2025 at 4:14 PM
one of the most incomprehensible to me things that a lot of people appear to believe about pop culture is that a bad movie can be made good if its supplementary material is good, or that it is somehow OK to make a movie that demands you to watch hours of other material to make sense
June 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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RT if you love boobs or if you think ICE should be abolished
June 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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I thought it might be a good time to remind folks my book, A Little Emotional, is available in all fine bookstores! It shows different kinds of emotions, how they take us over and how to calm them. Great for kids and, obviously, some adults.

www.amazon.com/Little-Emoti...
June 5, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Big Boner Men snipe petty tweets at each other, Very Manly, much BDE, sigma behavior
I cannot stop wheezing
June 5, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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GenX, I am sorry to report that we deserve everything shitty written about us in the slam book at the middle school sleepover
April 27, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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"The numbers have been calculated by the Council of Economic Advisers"
April 3, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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CEOs upset about Trump’s tariffs sound like mob bosses shouting “I thought we had a deal!” at the Joker.
April 7, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Who did this?
April 4, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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after a setback like this, i imagine elon just has to sit down and decompress and have someone else play video games
April 2, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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Whiskeyleaks
Whiskeyleaks
Spilling deets with his Signal freaks
Is he drunk?
Listen bud
He’s got Woodford Reserve for blood
Oh shit
Here comes Whiskeyleaks
referring to pete hegseth as whiskeyleaks is one of the funniest things i’ve seen in a while. good job, guys.
March 27, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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Never met a Libertarian who wasn’t — in their core — a toddler
March 22, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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💥 BREAKING: Walt Disney Company shareholders voted today 99-1 percent to reject an anti-LGBTQ+ proposal, requesting that the company sever its relationship with the Human Rights Campaign and HRC's Corporate Equality Index. Disney Board recommended shareholders vote against the proposal.
March 20, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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To eternity, and beyond!

Disney is proud to announce its merger with The Kingdom of Heaven. This partnership will offer Disney full creative control of God, His spinoffs, as well as new subscription tier levels of Disney Heaven Premium or Heaven Lite (a lesser heaven with ads). More to come!
February 24, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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If a woman had 13 kids by four different men, used ketamine and spent all her time running a shadow presidency, I’m not sure our society would celebrate her.
February 15, 2025 at 7:02 PM