Justin Wiswell
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Justin Wiswell
@justinwiswell.bsky.social
Father. Local History Buff. Policy Wonk. Background in Web Development, Process Design and Automation.

Saint John, New Brunswick
Should we Memramcook tonight or Memramskipthedishes
November 6, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Honestly I kinda hate realism in games
November 3, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Too many YouTube channels about night time urban exploration, not enough YouTube channels about lying in wait to jump scare urban explorers
September 7, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Upon further reflection, I’m sorry you didn’t come home with me yesterday
September 6, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I started this tradition with my kid where, when I’m closing the door and saying goodnight, we both waive with our feet.

One of the cats now runs up an double high-fives my foot while I’m waiving
September 2, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Going to start calling chatbots sycophancy as a service.
August 3, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Hello rain
August 17, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Oh you’re a big fan of the woods?

Then how come I’ve never seen you in there hmm? Name five trees.
No one is more upset about the forest restrictions than people who never go into the forest
August 10, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Me: you haven’t said please once
3: “Please, once”
August 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Who is leaving all these banana peels on the ground?

This is starting not to feel like an isolated incident
July 18, 2025 at 8:44 PM
It’s too bad the Minecraft movie didn’t come out when Blockbuster was a thing
July 1, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Aftermarket exhaust salesman:

*slaps top*

This baby will drown out the sound of divorce
June 16, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Me if I was PM first day of the G7:

“Happy Birthday Mr. President. Did you do anything special on your big day”
June 16, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Donald Trump humiliated by <insert reason>
June 15, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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Announcer: E A Sports... it's in the game!

Me, as a child: w... what's in the game

(forty years later)

Me, sitting at my desk: what's in the game
June 14, 2025 at 4:42 PM
It’s been a rough go
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June 12, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening

historians: that thing is definitely happening

star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it

news outlets: these protesters are out of control
June 11, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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One of the best things about Posting is you never know what obscure preoccupations your followers have. There will be a guy who has followed you for years and never said anything but then one day you disparage applesauce and he activates like a sleeper agent and dedicates his life to destroying you
June 7, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Wild that you can’t trust caller ID anymore. Huge miss
June 6, 2025 at 8:33 PM
*first day at the chute factory*
Me: Aw chute
May 29, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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May 28, 2025 at 3:28 PM
First sunny day. It’s as if millions of lawn mowers came to life at once
May 26, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Convincing my 3 year old that peeing in the tub isn’t “science”
May 24, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Now that’s a snug
May 19, 2025 at 3:14 PM