Justin Wiswell
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Justin Wiswell
@justinwiswell.bsky.social
Father. Local History Buff. Policy Wonk. Background in Web Development, Process Design and Automation.

Saint John, New Brunswick
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

“What do we need to do to ensure this never happens again”
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

“No, you can’t have more words.”
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

“Any strong objections?”
February 7, 2026 at 11:01 PM
East Side Mario’s implies the existence of a West Side Luigi’s
February 7, 2026 at 10:57 PM
The most consistent thing about these state of the province events is the CEO of Siemens showing up for a pep talk
Maybe instead of calling it the “State of the Province” we could call it the “Province of the Province”.
January 30, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Maybe instead of calling it the “State of the Province” we could call it the “Province of the Province”.
January 29, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Reposted by Justin Wiswell
Alex Jeffrey Pretti was an ICU nurse at a VA hospital. His life, through his profession, was dedicated to serving his community and our country.

As so many have now seen on video, his final act before he was killed by federal agents was doing everything in his power to protect his community.
January 24, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Historic speech by Carney amirite
January 21, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Eating discounted sushi before midnight just like Cinderella would have wanted
December 16, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Jim Carey reminiscing about how they made films before AI abcnews.go.com/culture/stor...
Jim Carrey says torture enduring specialist helped him play his Grinch character
Jim Carrey is opening up on some unconventional tactics he used to endure playing the Grinch in his now-famous film.
abcnews.go.com
December 16, 2025 at 2:27 AM
If we can’t keep up with the demand of rare earth metals, ram, processors, gpus, maybe we could just stop live-streaming targeted ads to refrigerators
December 11, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Imagine trying to find three French hens in this economy
December 6, 2025 at 3:38 AM
The year is 2025.

You’ve progressed to the final round of “Who Wants to be a Millionaire”

You phone a friend, alas… society doesn’t answer the phone anymore
November 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I give it < 6 months before GPT starts feeding ads between prompts
November 21, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Go geese lightening go geese lightening go

𝘨𝘦𝘦𝘴𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘨𝘰 𝘨𝘦𝘦𝘴𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨
November 19, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Should we Memramcook tonight or Memramskipthedishes
November 6, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Reposted by Justin Wiswell
Honestly I kinda hate realism in games
November 3, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Too many YouTube channels about night time urban exploration, not enough YouTube channels about lying in wait to jump scare urban explorers
September 7, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Upon further reflection, I’m sorry you didn’t come home with me yesterday
September 6, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I started this tradition with my kid where, when I’m closing the door and saying goodnight, we both waive with our feet.

One of the cats now runs up an double high-fives my foot while I’m waiving
September 2, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Reposted by Justin Wiswell
Going to start calling chatbots sycophancy as a service.
August 3, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Hello rain
August 17, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Oh you’re a big fan of the woods?

Then how come I’ve never seen you in there hmm? Name five trees.
No one is more upset about the forest restrictions than people who never go into the forest
August 10, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Me: you haven’t said please once
3: “Please, once”
August 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Who is leaving all these banana peels on the ground?

This is starting not to feel like an isolated incident
July 18, 2025 at 8:44 PM
It’s too bad the Minecraft movie didn’t come out when Blockbuster was a thing
July 1, 2025 at 1:42 AM