Rhys Ferreira
@justadogfish.bsky.social
Searching for my lost shaker of fentanyl
There’s nothing like not having a lot of shit to make you realize you don’t have a lot of shit
June 14, 2025 at 11:29 PM
There’s nothing like not having a lot of shit to make you realize you don’t have a lot of shit
Sometimes I brush my teeth over the kitchen sink to let it know it’s not better than the bathroom sink
April 10, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Sometimes I brush my teeth over the kitchen sink to let it know it’s not better than the bathroom sink
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The new Kitchen Nightmares is fine and all, but I miss the old days when Gordon would vomit every other episode from some congealed bioweapon in the walk-in
March 23, 2025 at 8:13 AM
The new Kitchen Nightmares is fine and all, but I miss the old days when Gordon would vomit every other episode from some congealed bioweapon in the walk-in
Not usually a fan of holy wars, but those Fremen might be on to something
April 10, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Not usually a fan of holy wars, but those Fremen might be on to something
Get yourself a hype man like Stilgar. You deserve it
April 10, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Get yourself a hype man like Stilgar. You deserve it
Anyone know what Lisan Al-Ghaib is up to these days?
April 10, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Anyone know what Lisan Al-Ghaib is up to these days?
It definitely did. But what exactly it was telling us may forever be unknown… the great mystery of our time
Guys, he bankrupted casinos. That might've told us something.
April 7, 2025 at 3:18 AM
It definitely did. But what exactly it was telling us may forever be unknown… the great mystery of our time
Exit Light.
Enter Night.
Take my hand.
This place is pretty spooky, man
Enter Night.
Take my hand.
This place is pretty spooky, man
April 7, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Exit Light.
Enter Night.
Take my hand.
This place is pretty spooky, man
Enter Night.
Take my hand.
This place is pretty spooky, man
*Talking loudly in the phone wandering the aisles of the grocery store*
“Yeah, so should I brings snacks or bevvies…
Yeah,, I know the first rule, I’m not talking about fight club, I’m talking about if I should bring snacks to fight club. Very different things.”
“Yeah, so should I brings snacks or bevvies…
Yeah,, I know the first rule, I’m not talking about fight club, I’m talking about if I should bring snacks to fight club. Very different things.”
April 7, 2025 at 3:12 AM
*Talking loudly in the phone wandering the aisles of the grocery store*
“Yeah, so should I brings snacks or bevvies…
Yeah,, I know the first rule, I’m not talking about fight club, I’m talking about if I should bring snacks to fight club. Very different things.”
“Yeah, so should I brings snacks or bevvies…
Yeah,, I know the first rule, I’m not talking about fight club, I’m talking about if I should bring snacks to fight club. Very different things.”
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Me: 🎵 I’ve got a pocket full of sunshine🎵
Dracula: You WHAT?!
Dracula: You WHAT?!
March 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Me: 🎵 I’ve got a pocket full of sunshine🎵
Dracula: You WHAT?!
Dracula: You WHAT?!
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Nosferatu: I am an appetite, nothing more
Me: There’s leftovers in the fridge
Nosferatu: Yet, I cannot be sated without you
Me: Oh boy, not this conversation again…
Me: There’s leftovers in the fridge
Nosferatu: Yet, I cannot be sated without you
Me: Oh boy, not this conversation again…
March 24, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Nosferatu: I am an appetite, nothing more
Me: There’s leftovers in the fridge
Nosferatu: Yet, I cannot be sated without you
Me: Oh boy, not this conversation again…
Me: There’s leftovers in the fridge
Nosferatu: Yet, I cannot be sated without you
Me: Oh boy, not this conversation again…
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I feel like Pete Hegseth is one of those drunks who screams when they vomit
March 25, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I feel like Pete Hegseth is one of those drunks who screams when they vomit
I feel like Pete Hegseth is one of those drunks who screams when they vomit
March 25, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I feel like Pete Hegseth is one of those drunks who screams when they vomit
Why would *anyone* support this guy’s podcast or anything he does
“I don’t go to Canada anymore,” said Joe Rogan, who claimed that he would “rather go to Russia than Canada.”
“In addition to supporting the acquisition of Canada, Rogan has called for the U.S. to seize Mexico as well.”
Why would any loyal Canadian support this guy’s podcast, or anything he does?
“In addition to supporting the acquisition of Canada, Rogan has called for the U.S. to seize Mexico as well.”
Why would any loyal Canadian support this guy’s podcast, or anything he does?
Rogan Takes Stand Against Canada as Trump’s Trade War Rages
The podcaster called the Canadian government “terrible,” but praised Canadians.
www.thedailybeast.com
March 25, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Why would *anyone* support this guy’s podcast or anything he does
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Nosferatu: I am an appetite, nothing more
Me: There’s leftovers in the fridge
Nosferatu: Yet, I cannot be sated without you
Me: Oh boy, not this conversation again…
Me: There’s leftovers in the fridge
Nosferatu: Yet, I cannot be sated without you
Me: Oh boy, not this conversation again…
March 24, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Nosferatu: I am an appetite, nothing more
Me: There’s leftovers in the fridge
Nosferatu: Yet, I cannot be sated without you
Me: Oh boy, not this conversation again…
Me: There’s leftovers in the fridge
Nosferatu: Yet, I cannot be sated without you
Me: Oh boy, not this conversation again…
Me: 🎵 I’ve got a pocket full of sunshine🎵
Dracula: You WHAT?!
Dracula: You WHAT?!
March 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Me: 🎵 I’ve got a pocket full of sunshine🎵
Dracula: You WHAT?!
Dracula: You WHAT?!
The argument for congress being subject to the right to work laws
March 24, 2025 at 1:12 AM
The argument for congress being subject to the right to work laws
Anyone know how I can bully LinkedIn into actually helping people get jobs? My other bullying tactics, including beating up their dad, haven’t worked.
March 24, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Anyone know how I can bully LinkedIn into actually helping people get jobs? My other bullying tactics, including beating up their dad, haven’t worked.
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Bernie Sanders isn't an uwu smol bean. He's a fucking senior Senator. If you can't call him out when he sticks his foot, ankle, and entire leg in his mouth doing racism, than he's useless and should be replaced.
Sorry not sorry. 🤷
Sorry not sorry. 🤷
March 23, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Bernie Sanders isn't an uwu smol bean. He's a fucking senior Senator. If you can't call him out when he sticks his foot, ankle, and entire leg in his mouth doing racism, than he's useless and should be replaced.
Sorry not sorry. 🤷
Sorry not sorry. 🤷
Love this new trend of companies asking you to follow them on LinkedIn when they reject your job application
March 23, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Love this new trend of companies asking you to follow them on LinkedIn when they reject your job application
This theory does explain why Republicans are so intent on putting prayer in schools. Can’t have the devil stealing the children’s lunch
March 23, 2025 at 9:18 PM
This theory does explain why Republicans are so intent on putting prayer in schools. Can’t have the devil stealing the children’s lunch
How is he sponging off of Democrat resources when he’s completely grass roots funded?
March 23, 2025 at 8:35 PM
How is he sponging off of Democrat resources when he’s completely grass roots funded?
They just don’t make comics like this anymore
March 23, 2025 at 8:40 AM
They just don’t make comics like this anymore