Damn. I was hoping to be in the jury. You get free lunch when you’re on the jury. Do you think they’ll let me do both?

Is that before or after I falsify the evidence? They’ve been pretty unclear with me about that. I figured before, but they keep saying “don’t do that, that’s illegal” and “party to a lawsuit isn’t the same as being the opposition party”

I’d like to respond, but I’ve also been implicated in his case and my lawyer has advised me to not say anything.

Typos/mistakes feel more painful on this app than anywhere else for some reason