Jury Nelson, the Writer
@jurynelson.bsky.social
I know there's a lot going on right now, but can we talk about Sega for a second?
Was cracking myself up imagining a futuristic drug called "U4EA" that nobody actually took because the name is so dumb.
But then it turns out to not only be a real marijuana brand, but also the name of the scary drug from a 1991 episode of Beverly Hills 90210.
#humility
But then it turns out to not only be a real marijuana brand, but also the name of the scary drug from a 1991 episode of Beverly Hills 90210.
#humility
October 1, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Was cracking myself up imagining a futuristic drug called "U4EA" that nobody actually took because the name is so dumb.
But then it turns out to not only be a real marijuana brand, but also the name of the scary drug from a 1991 episode of Beverly Hills 90210.
#humility
But then it turns out to not only be a real marijuana brand, but also the name of the scary drug from a 1991 episode of Beverly Hills 90210.
#humility
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We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
October 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
This song is Dreamcast-core. I am willing to accept follow-up questions at this time.
Old Gods of Asgard - Take Control (Lyric Video)
YouTube video by Poets of the Fall (Official)
www.youtube.com
September 24, 2025 at 4:15 AM
This song is Dreamcast-core. I am willing to accept follow-up questions at this time.
I typed "the" into the search bar on YouTube music, and this came up.
The system works.
The system works.
The Concept of Love
YouTube video by Hideki Naganuma - Topic
music.youtube.com
August 9, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I typed "the" into the search bar on YouTube music, and this came up.
The system works.
The system works.
I've spent the entire morning listening to Angels & Airwaves (Blink-182 guitarist Tom DeLonge's space-obsessed arena pop multimedia indulgence) and I am FURIOUS at how much I love it.
July 31, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I've spent the entire morning listening to Angels & Airwaves (Blink-182 guitarist Tom DeLonge's space-obsessed arena pop multimedia indulgence) and I am FURIOUS at how much I love it.
changing my bio to "I know there's a lot going on right now, but can we talk about Sega for a second?"
June 20, 2025 at 3:57 AM
changing my bio to "I know there's a lot going on right now, but can we talk about Sega for a second?"
I'm sick and tired of feeling like I'm the only person who remembers Sega as a tech cautionary tale.
Sega is what happens when you "move fast and break stuff."
Sega is what happens when you "move fast and break stuff."
June 20, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I'm sick and tired of feeling like I'm the only person who remembers Sega as a tech cautionary tale.
Sega is what happens when you "move fast and break stuff."
Sega is what happens when you "move fast and break stuff."
We accidentally ended up at the goth night of our neighborhood pinball bar, which is the most Minneapolis sentence I could possibly imagine.
June 13, 2025 at 3:40 AM
We accidentally ended up at the goth night of our neighborhood pinball bar, which is the most Minneapolis sentence I could possibly imagine.
"I used AI to see what the cast of Futurama would look like if they were real!"
Okay but why?
Okay but why?
June 12, 2025 at 1:01 AM
"I used AI to see what the cast of Futurama would look like if they were real!"
Okay but why?
Okay but why?
"dipshit" has GOT to be the best insult there is.
May 29, 2025 at 12:03 AM
"dipshit" has GOT to be the best insult there is.
Hell yeah. I passed an initial certification exam and I start my new job on Friday. My unlikely journey to becoming a finance bro begins.
#MondayRhymesWithBook
#MondayRhymesWithBook
May 28, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Hell yeah. I passed an initial certification exam and I start my new job on Friday. My unlikely journey to becoming a finance bro begins.
#MondayRhymesWithBook
#MondayRhymesWithBook
I believe it was Ben Franklin who said,
"Pizza, beer and video games
Bring a man wealth, power and fame."
#quotesImadeup
"Pizza, beer and video games
Bring a man wealth, power and fame."
#quotesImadeup
May 27, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I believe it was Ben Franklin who said,
"Pizza, beer and video games
Bring a man wealth, power and fame."
#quotesImadeup
"Pizza, beer and video games
Bring a man wealth, power and fame."
#quotesImadeup
May 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Dog walk treefies are BACK
April 30, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Dog walk treefies are BACK
One thing about marriage that was honestly surprising is how often I truly am called upon to open jars.
April 24, 2025 at 3:07 AM
One thing about marriage that was honestly surprising is how often I truly am called upon to open jars.
Digging back through old records lately and I just got to Fall Out Boy circa like 2011. And Jesus Christ these songs all suck so bad.
I love them all very much, but they're terrible.
I love them all very much, but they're terrible.
March 11, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Digging back through old records lately and I just got to Fall Out Boy circa like 2011. And Jesus Christ these songs all suck so bad.
I love them all very much, but they're terrible.
I love them all very much, but they're terrible.
How do I put myself in the position where I get to yell at Elon Musk directly?
February 14, 2025 at 11:10 PM
How do I put myself in the position where I get to yell at Elon Musk directly?
Kyle Rickenbaugh, the official knife throwing partner of DAD WATER.
January 23, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Kyle Rickenbaugh, the official knife throwing partner of DAD WATER.
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Nobody wants to work anymore
BREAKING | ChatGPT down: AI chat app not working as website goes offline
ChatGPT is refusing to work
ChatGPT is offline, leaving users unable to talk to the AI chat app.
www.independent.co.uk
January 23, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Nobody wants to work anymore
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#copyediting
FAQ
Q. How do you spell the clipped one-syllable shorthand version of the word "casual"?
A. You don't.
FAQ
Q. How do you spell the clipped one-syllable shorthand version of the word "casual"?
A. You don't.
January 14, 2025 at 12:40 AM
#copyediting
FAQ
Q. How do you spell the clipped one-syllable shorthand version of the word "casual"?
A. You don't.
FAQ
Q. How do you spell the clipped one-syllable shorthand version of the word "casual"?
A. You don't.
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Best of 2024 TTRPG Bundle for Trans Empowerment Project!
🏳️⚧️ 78 awesome TTRPG titles on @itch.io for just $10 supporting a good cause! Includes 4 Monster of the Week mysteries in Let Us Entertain You. 👉 itch.io/b/2847/best-...
🏳️⚧️ 78 awesome TTRPG titles on @itch.io for just $10 supporting a good cause! Includes 4 Monster of the Week mysteries in Let Us Entertain You. 👉 itch.io/b/2847/best-...
January 12, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Best of 2024 TTRPG Bundle for Trans Empowerment Project!
🏳️⚧️ 78 awesome TTRPG titles on @itch.io for just $10 supporting a good cause! Includes 4 Monster of the Week mysteries in Let Us Entertain You. 👉 itch.io/b/2847/best-...
🏳️⚧️ 78 awesome TTRPG titles on @itch.io for just $10 supporting a good cause! Includes 4 Monster of the Week mysteries in Let Us Entertain You. 👉 itch.io/b/2847/best-...
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if you really dedicate yourself to an instrument you can, over many years of rigorous practice, become so skilled that you can only produce music that is completely unlistenable
December 29, 2024 at 5:40 AM
if you really dedicate yourself to an instrument you can, over many years of rigorous practice, become so skilled that you can only produce music that is completely unlistenable
They still only bleep out the "hole" part of "asshole" and the "god" part of "goddamnit" and I think that's just adorable.
December 29, 2024 at 3:27 AM
They still only bleep out the "hole" part of "asshole" and the "god" part of "goddamnit" and I think that's just adorable.
Scrubs has a skip intro button.
December 28, 2024 at 6:07 AM
Scrubs has a skip intro button.
It is raining in Minneapolis.
December 28, 2024 at 6:00 AM
It is raining in Minneapolis.