Les Pogchamps-Élysées
@junjidevito.bsky.social
34 he/they bi and poly. Historical materialist. Dogshit at fighting games and roguelikes. Fix your hearts or die.
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Lady Dracula Teaser Trailer - CRT Filter
YouTube video by Goth Donut Games
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My gf has finished a trailer for the classicvania she's been developing for the past couple of months:
youtu.be/3FFlQGmSL_Q?...
youtu.be/3FFlQGmSL_Q?...
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
December 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
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ENCYCLOPEDIA - Your mangled brain would like you to know there is a boxer called Contact Mike.
YOU - Yeah? Any news on my wife's name? How about my mother?
ENCYCLOPEDIA - Nope.
YOU - Yeah? Any news on my wife's name? How about my mother?
ENCYCLOPEDIA - Nope.
October 23, 2025 at 10:21 PM
ENCYCLOPEDIA - Your mangled brain would like you to know there is a boxer called Contact Mike.
YOU - Yeah? Any news on my wife's name? How about my mother?
ENCYCLOPEDIA - Nope.
YOU - Yeah? Any news on my wife's name? How about my mother?
ENCYCLOPEDIA - Nope.
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My whole life we’ve been told that The US is simply too big to have high speed rail
December 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
My whole life we’ve been told that The US is simply too big to have high speed rail
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I love this guy. Absolutely in love with going to the hospital.
December 27, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I love this guy. Absolutely in love with going to the hospital.
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you will not find an ice brownshirt who feels bad about anything they do until they start getting put away for life for crimes against humanity At that point i’m sure the water works will start!
December 28, 2025 at 3:03 PM
you will not find an ice brownshirt who feels bad about anything they do until they start getting put away for life for crimes against humanity At that point i’m sure the water works will start!
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Close enough welcome back Prime Minister Shinzo Abe
Mayor Adams bizarrely calls winter wonderland dumping a ‘good baby-making day’
New Yorkers were advised to embrace the snowy weather, Mayor Eric Adams said, calling the storm a “good baby‑making day.” The biggest snowfall in years prompted the mayor to joke that people should stay home, watch…
New Yorkers were advised to embrace the snowy weather, Mayor Eric Adams said, calling the storm a “good baby‑making day.” The biggest snowfall in years prompted the mayor to joke that people should stay home, watch…
Mayor Adams bizarrely calls winter wonderland dumping a ‘good baby-making day’
New Yorkers were advised to embrace the snowy weather, Mayor Eric Adams said, calling the storm a “good baby‑making day.” The biggest snowfall in years prompted the mayor to joke that people should stay home, watch Netflix, and chill. “Stay home. This is a good baby‑making day … As my son would say, just do Netflix and chill — that’s all and just enjoy the day,” Adams told viewers live on WABC’s…
www.latestnewsx.com
December 28, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Close enough welcome back Prime Minister Shinzo Abe
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i bought this tractor before john deere went crazy
December 28, 2025 at 3:22 AM
i bought this tractor before john deere went crazy
Insane whiff punish
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Insane whiff punish
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"I'm bored"
Yeah, go read Communist theory. As a working class person, especially when you're Black and Brown, it wouldn't hurt for you to understand all the ways that the capitalist ruling classes exploit, subjugate, and oppress you. So read theory whenever you're bored.
Yeah, go read Communist theory. As a working class person, especially when you're Black and Brown, it wouldn't hurt for you to understand all the ways that the capitalist ruling classes exploit, subjugate, and oppress you. So read theory whenever you're bored.
December 27, 2025 at 6:08 AM
"I'm bored"
Yeah, go read Communist theory. As a working class person, especially when you're Black and Brown, it wouldn't hurt for you to understand all the ways that the capitalist ruling classes exploit, subjugate, and oppress you. So read theory whenever you're bored.
Yeah, go read Communist theory. As a working class person, especially when you're Black and Brown, it wouldn't hurt for you to understand all the ways that the capitalist ruling classes exploit, subjugate, and oppress you. So read theory whenever you're bored.
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And Tiny Tim, whose aim was deadly with the big iron on his hip,
December 25, 2025 at 3:16 PM
And Tiny Tim, whose aim was deadly with the big iron on his hip,
My belief that the automobile was mankind's worst invention in the long term is vindicated more and more every day
I see there’s a post about microplastics going around with a photo of drinking straws, so here is my semi-regular reminder that the 3 biggest sources of microplastics are tires (45%), synthetic clothing particles (35%) and paint (~10%).
Lay article attached:
Lay article attached:
One of the biggest microplastic pollution sources isn’t straws or grocery bags – it’s your tires
Every few years, the tires on your car wear thin and need to be replaced. But where does that lost tire material go? The answer, unfortunately, is often waterways, where the tiny microplastic particle...
www.pbs.org
December 25, 2025 at 1:22 AM
My belief that the automobile was mankind's worst invention in the long term is vindicated more and more every day
I'm going to start telling myself Alan Dershowitz will die one day to motivate myself to make healthier decisions
December 25, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I'm going to start telling myself Alan Dershowitz will die one day to motivate myself to make healthier decisions
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Being a leftist means being right when it gets you yelled at, fired, or shot rather than when the forces of physics finally force everyone to admit the truth
Everyone saying this in the ramp up to the election were correct and the party loyalists still argue online for free that the Dems can do no wrong.
Autopsy Says Corporate Capture, Support for Genocide Were Key Factors in Democrats' 2024 Disaster | Common Dreams
"Harris and the Democratic Party leadership prioritized the agendas of corporate donors and gambled on a centrist path, while largely abandoning working-class, young, and progressive voters."
www.commondreams.org
December 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Being a leftist means being right when it gets you yelled at, fired, or shot rather than when the forces of physics finally force everyone to admit the truth
Good
A prominent commentator in the fighting game community, Sajam, has announced he will not participate in future EVO events following its acquisition by the Saudi government.
'It's a pretty big deal for me as a human': One of the FGC's most popular commentators is stepping away from future EVO events following its Saudi buyout
Sajam called the choice "bad for me financially."
www.pcgamer.com
December 23, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Good
You can light or snuff the torches in the background of Slay the Spire's first act by clicking them. This is 100% cosmetic and nothing in the game remotely hints at this being a feature
December 23, 2025 at 11:40 PM
You can light or snuff the torches in the background of Slay the Spire's first act by clicking them. This is 100% cosmetic and nothing in the game remotely hints at this being a feature
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dragons love saying this shit
December 23, 2025 at 7:02 PM
dragons love saying this shit
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Laura Palmer's Theme
December 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Laura Palmer's Theme
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when some people choose between a weekly injection or daily pill to regulate their hormones so as to align their body with their desired appearance i guess it's no big deal
U.S. regulators on Monday gave the green light to a pill version of the blockbuster weight-loss drug Wegovy, the first daily oral medication to treat obesity. n.pr/4pNYnVN
U.S. regulators approve Wegovy pill for weight loss
U.S. regulators on Monday gave the green light to a pill version of the blockbuster weight-loss drug Wegovy, the first daily oral medication to treat obesity.
n.pr
December 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
when some people choose between a weekly injection or daily pill to regulate their hormones so as to align their body with their desired appearance i guess it's no big deal
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i'm not going to bat for the new york times sorry
This is as easy a test of your belief in the American system as is conceivable: Should this be an acceptable argument from a president?
December 23, 2025 at 1:16 PM
i'm not going to bat for the new york times sorry
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first they came for the new york times and i said that's fine they can have that one we'll try the next one
December 23, 2025 at 1:22 PM
first they came for the new york times and i said that's fine they can have that one we'll try the next one
I basically need the Michael Parenti "they will spend ten dollars of your money to protect one dollar of their money" clip on speed dial
On DOGE’s watch, federal spending did not go down at all. It went up. But is still led to cuts that closed offices, canceled programs and deprived people of food, medicine and other aid.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/23/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/23/u...
How Did DOGE Disrupt So Much While Saving So Little?
www.nytimes.com
December 23, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I basically need the Michael Parenti "they will spend ten dollars of your money to protect one dollar of their money" clip on speed dial
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I feel like this is a legitimate question to ask because the American consumer has been conditioned to think that they need to drive a fucking tank to go buy groceries or they will literally die
can americans learn to love breakfast in bed and a handjob
December 23, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I feel like this is a legitimate question to ask because the American consumer has been conditioned to think that they need to drive a fucking tank to go buy groceries or they will literally die