Sarah Maddix
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Sarah Maddix
@jumpinpuddles.bsky.social
Millennial. Music lover. Power to the people.
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I’m gonna need a lawyer to explain to me like I’m 5 how discovery could not be appropriate in this case? MAKE IT MAKE SENSE.
Ensign: We will move expeditiously, your honor.

Xinis: Anything else?

Ensign: For the record, we don't think discovery appropriate, because we think this is a legal dispute.

Xinis: Ok, will respond to that in written order. And your objection is preserved.
April 15, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I just did my taxes by myself (for the first time!) on my phone. I love technology. 🤗
April 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Time is a circle. Like actual time. (And no I’m not high 🙄)
April 5, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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You can totally see how this mf bankrupted a casino.
April 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Disruption is all they seem to understand—so that’s exactly what they’re getting. For 14 hours, @booker.senate.gov has been on the Senate floor, speaking truth within the rules. This cannot be business as usual when our democracy’s on the line. Thank you, senator.
April 1, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Why am I just finding out about this!?!
April 1, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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It’s so weird how we’re all just working like this is still a normal country.
March 31, 2025 at 9:25 PM
@nicklutz.bsky.social This might be relevant to your interests. Maybe you’re right…maybe one day humans won’t poop!?
Wild New Study Suggests Buttholes Once Had a Very Different Purpose
If the genes of a tiny, bumless invertebrate are anything to go by, our anuses might be repurposed sperm chutes.
www.sciencealert.com
April 1, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Massive TDOV rally expected today from 4:00-6:00 at the National Mall between 3rd and 4th streets.

Go there, I know many who will be there. Be with community and show your support for transgender people.

www.dcnewsnow.com/news/local-n...
‘We are not going anywhere’: Transgender Day of Visibility Rally to be held on National Mall
WASHINGTON (DC News Now) — The Christopher Street Project is inviting everybody to its Transgender Day of Visibility Rally on Monday. The rally will be held at the National Mall between 3rd a…
www.dcnewsnow.com
March 31, 2025 at 5:32 PM
NCAA bracket is lookin like Trump’s perfect America 🙄
March 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Very fun to explain the signal scandal to my 13 year old who truly understands the catastrophe of adding the wrong person to the group chat and absolutely fell out when I showed her the Mike Waltz emojis.
March 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Nobody:

The History Channel at 3am: “And this shiny gold coin can be yours for just $19.99!”
March 22, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Do you think Donald Trump has ever seen School House Rock? 🤔
March 20, 2025 at 1:14 PM
After having convos with multiple die-hard Republicans over the past couple weeks, I don’t think I’ve ever looked forward to midterm elections this much in my life.
March 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Does the typical Joe Blow Republican actually wanna cut Social Security and Medicaid? Cause I work with the Medicaid population (a large portion of whom also draw social security), and…..they’re mostly Republicans? Make it make sense!?
March 5, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I am so glad I didn’t watch that shit show. I’m pushing 40, I need to watch my blood pressure. No regrets. 🤗
March 5, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Hey y’all, remember when we used to watch DVDs? 😂
March 3, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Anybody else find Geraldo Rivera going on @thebeat.msnbc.com to be a little……odd?
February 22, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I don’t know shit about basketball, but this new Lakers acquisition is awful and stupid. I said what I said. 😂
February 20, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Will Progressives ever have a voice in the Democratic Party? Asking for the entirety of Millennials. 🙃 #progressives #democrats #millennials
February 20, 2025 at 2:44 AM
The Substance is such a fantastic movie. For women in particular.
February 17, 2025 at 5:02 AM
If I didn’t have kids, my every night dinner would be baguette and good wine with some sort of spread or cheese. I can’t wait for my selfish dinner era. 😩
February 14, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I at least didn’t vote, or even remain neutral to, this shit 🤷🏻‍♀️
February 12, 2025 at 5:33 AM