Wow I was not prepared for the parental anxiety of dropping your kid off with a broken elbow on the first day after winter break
January 5, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Wow I was not prepared for the parental anxiety of dropping your kid off with a broken elbow on the first day after winter break
I don’t know if there’s an NFL team with as much of a disconnect between how much I hate the team versus how much I love the coach as the Steelers and Mike Tomlin
January 5, 2026 at 12:51 AM
I don’t know if there’s an NFL team with as much of a disconnect between how much I hate the team versus how much I love the coach as the Steelers and Mike Tomlin
Ok the anti-AI Ninja Turtles short they showed before the movie started rules
Taking my kid to the new SpongeBob movie this afternoon because I apparently haven’t been overstimulated enough this winter break
January 4, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Ok the anti-AI Ninja Turtles short they showed before the movie started rules
Taking my kid to the new SpongeBob movie this afternoon because I apparently haven’t been overstimulated enough this winter break
January 4, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Taking my kid to the new SpongeBob movie this afternoon because I apparently haven’t been overstimulated enough this winter break
Couldn’t even spring for the portable black out curtains they sell on Amazon for when you’re traveling with a newborn
the photographer was definitely like, "ok everybody, look tough!" but we know they're all just reading tweets with their arms crossed in a country club dining room divided up by bedsheets tacked to the beams
January 3, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Couldn’t even spring for the portable black out curtains they sell on Amazon for when you’re traveling with a newborn
In some ways it’s refreshing how honest they’re being
APNewsAlert: CARACAS, Venezuela (AP) — Trump says US is 'going to run' Venezuela until safe transition of power can take place.
January 3, 2026 at 4:54 PM
In some ways it’s refreshing how honest they’re being
Me waking up this morning
January 3, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Me waking up this morning
Honestly shocking to see hockey conversations on here but they’re about actual hockey not heated rivalry
January 3, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Honestly shocking to see hockey conversations on here but they’re about actual hockey not heated rivalry
January 1: “After all of last year’s drama, I hope 2026 is easy and boring.”
January 2:
January 2:
January 2, 2026 at 8:46 PM
January 1: “After all of last year’s drama, I hope 2026 is easy and boring.”
January 2:
January 2:
ROLL THE TROPHY STAGE OFF THE FIELD, GIVE PETE GOLDING A DRY SHIRT
January 2, 2026 at 4:55 AM
ROLL THE TROPHY STAGE OFF THE FIELD, GIVE PETE GOLDING A DRY SHIRT
Wowowowowowwwwwww
January 2, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Wowowowowowwwwwww
I do not have a rooting interest in either of these teams and yet I may not survive if it goes into OT
January 2, 2026 at 4:28 AM
I do not have a rooting interest in either of these teams and yet I may not survive if it goes into OT
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you:
Nice to meet you, I’m postpartum depression
Nice to meet you, I’m postpartum depression
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you:
Hi, I'm a bad driver, a rattlesnake, carbon monoxide, and cancer.
Hi, I'm a bad driver, a rattlesnake, carbon monoxide, and cancer.
Hello, I'm a ruptured brain aneurysm.
January 2, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you:
Nice to meet you, I’m postpartum depression
Nice to meet you, I’m postpartum depression
That was some yakety sax ass clock management
January 2, 2026 at 2:47 AM
That was some yakety sax ass clock management
Maybe the targeting was the friends we made along the way
January 2, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Maybe the targeting was the friends we made along the way
Brunch will be both mandatory and bottomless
Mamdani: As my first order of business, we are bringing back twee. This is a millennial city now
January 2, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Brunch will be both mandatory and bottomless
Reposted by Julia Alonzo
All news is local news:
January 2, 2026 at 1:34 AM
All news is local news:
Last night I heard someone make a genuine “Indiana ain’t played nobody” argument and I hope they’re watching this
January 1, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Last night I heard someone make a genuine “Indiana ain’t played nobody” argument and I hope they’re watching this
Lol fuck you Eric Adams
January 1, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Lol fuck you Eric Adams
It is 11:39, my 7 year old is awake and eating an apple while watching Anderson and Andy. An auspicious start to 2026
January 1, 2026 at 4:39 AM
It is 11:39, my 7 year old is awake and eating an apple while watching Anderson and Andy. An auspicious start to 2026
Reposted by Julia Alonzo
IT’S HAPPENING
They've started replacing the "welcome to the borough" signs so they say Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani instead of Mayor Adams.
December 31, 2025 at 11:19 PM
IT’S HAPPENING
I regret to inform you that I finally caved and bought a sweater from a brand that has been stalking me on instagram for a year and folks…it’s a really good sweater
December 31, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I regret to inform you that I finally caved and bought a sweater from a brand that has been stalking me on instagram for a year and folks…it’s a really good sweater