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Julia Alonzo
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Sure why not
if the team doing poison doesn’t include the scrubs choreo, we riot
a selection of songs that will be used in the today's ice dance competition at the Winter Olympics, where competitors are required to use "music of the 1990s" for their rhythm dance programs
February 9, 2026 at 6:13 PM
hey guys just wondering, has there ever been a superbowl with zero touchdowns
February 9, 2026 at 1:59 AM
This fucking rips guys
February 9, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Ok so now Benito *and* Lady Gaga get to call drake a pedophile
February 9, 2026 at 1:26 AM
I liked the Dunkin ad
February 9, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Honestly, and I say this as someone for whom Against All Odds means an incredible amount, I hope Phil Collins made a gajillion dollars off of that ad
February 9, 2026 at 12:53 AM
God damn it I saw a billboard with Danny McBride on it for Halfway There Insurance and genuinely thought it was going to be a new show
February 8, 2026 at 11:48 PM
AMERICAN IDIOT REVIVAL WHEN!?!?
my best friend played “time of your life” on guitar at our high school graduation, i was made for this moment
February 8, 2026 at 11:07 PM
my best friend played “time of your life” on guitar at our high school graduation, i was made for this moment
February 8, 2026 at 11:04 PM
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Children today will never know the thrill of the Bud Bowl. I swear there were years I cared about the outcome more than that of the actual Super Bowl.
February 8, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Some personal news: I am drinking a michelada
February 8, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Joe has had 1 or 2 cocktails and Jack asked him what the first things on earth were. They are now going through a full taxonomy of all of earth’s creatures. This is the stuff that dad dreams are made of
February 7, 2026 at 2:04 AM
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They could no longer avoid the Noid unfortunately
February 6, 2026 at 1:32 AM
I realize these images are very emotional and important especially given our current moment but please do not overlook that they are also *exceptional* memes
Bad Bunny's reaction to Album of the Year
February 2, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Vaya con dios, los enemigos
February 2, 2026 at 4:42 AM
This is up there with Adele Dazeem
THE GRAMMY GOES TO LUTHER VANDROSS AHHHHHHHHHH
February 2, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Seriously was no one else available for this
February 2, 2026 at 3:44 AM
For fuck’s sake
February 2, 2026 at 3:28 AM
The only way that Lola Young could have improved that speech would have been if she said “FANKS”
February 2, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Lady Gaga is such a theater dork (complimentary)
February 2, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Extreme “you can’t fire me, I quit” energy
Trump: "I have determined that the fastest way to bring The Trump Kennedy Center to the highest level of Success, Beauty, and Grandeur, is to cease Entertainment Operations for an approximately two year period of time, with a scheduled Grand Reopening that will rival and surpass anything."
February 2, 2026 at 12:34 AM
I know K Pop Demon Hunters is going to win best animated feature but man Arco was fucking great
February 1, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Brad Karp in the Epstein files….bro
February 1, 2026 at 3:30 AM
For those of you who need it too, listening to Bowen Yang and Matt Rogers interview Sesame Street puppets on their Olympics podcast is the balm for my soul that this week needed
January 31, 2026 at 10:38 PM
I just gasped in a 20+ person meeting
January 30, 2026 at 6:33 PM