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Julia Alonzo
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Martin Scorsese sitting in a chair with his hands up and the caption absolute cinema
November 24, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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NOWADAYS EVERYBODY WANNA TALK
LIKE THEY GOT SOMETHING TO SAY
BUT NOTHING COMES OUT WHEN THEY MOVE THEIR LIPS
ITS JUST A BUNCH OF GIBBERISH
AND MOTHERFUCKERS ACT LIKE THEY FORGOT ABOUT DRE
The pope spitting hot fire
November 23, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Sorry to go back to the wide shot of this photo but I need to know the age and profession of every single person pictured
So many grown ups in cheerleading uniforms
November 21, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Second, I am honestly impressed at the strength of this man’s DAO muscles. I did not know it was physically possible to frown this much
Bill belichick looking very very upset
November 21, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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First of all I need someone to explain the physics of her ponytail
An adult woman at a cheerleading competition with a ponytail that is wider than her skull
November 21, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Oh boy
November 18, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Album cover of Stunt by Bare Naked Ladies
November 17, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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Guys I’m sorry but this boat looks insane
A very long boat
November 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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Like????
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Never to be outdone, Vigo the Carpathian has endorsed Andrew Cuomo (while also hinting at a potential role in Cuomo’s administration as the head of the Department of Environmental Protection)
A painting of an angry man in armor from ghostbusters 2
November 4, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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November 1, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Recorded while on a New York City bus @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
October 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Jay and Silent Bob
October 26, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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Uh I have some ideas
Screenshot of a NYT alert. The alert says “Zamdani, Mandami, Zorhan? Why can't people say Zohran Mamdani correctly? "It's pretty phonetic, honestly," the New York mayoral race front-runner said.”
October 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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My newest work nemesis is a Texas fan
A man looking down saying “Jesus I see what you’ve done for other people, and I want that for me”
October 19, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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I just saw a TikTok where a gen z woman said the reason they like wearing socks is that socks give them “that cool cankle look”
Screenshot from Billy Madison. An old woman saying if peeing your pants is cool, consider me miles davis
October 18, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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At least the bots haven’t yet learned to recognize our cultural touch points
A screenshot of a DM I just received. It says “Hey beautiful lady sorry for interrupting you I don't love adding people I were searching for a old friend of my before I came across your profile you beautiful wonderfully made by God Almighty your beauty got my attention” My profile photo. It is a picture of Madeline Kahn as Mrs. White in Clue. She is scowling.
October 12, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Inside of you there are two wolves. They are friends
A sign at a street fair that says “teach empathy with two wolves” and next to the letters there is a smiling red wolf and a smiling green wolf holding hands
October 5, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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These bus detours are *killing me*
The interior of a nyc bus. There is a woman sitting in a seat and next to her a skeleton is looking out the window
October 4, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Haven’t listened yet but from what you all are saying this seems to sum up the album
Two men holding a cake that says “congrats on the sex”
October 3, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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SOON
A screenshot of my weather app showing the Brooklyn weather forecast. For 3 days next week there are days with lows in the 50s and highs in the 60s. I circled those days in red
September 28, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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The duality of man
A screenshot of my instagram’s suggested for you options. The first is an account called Prince Abubu the Labubu. The second is The New Yorker magazine.
September 17, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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“I said consummate Vs, CONSUMMATE!”
Donald trump’s signature. It looks like a bunch of Vs string together
September 8, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Mug check
My hand holding a white camp mug with a blue design. The mug says “Whiskey Wind Tavern” in Greenport NY and it has a drawing of a boat on the sea and a woman’s face as the wind blowing it over the waves
September 6, 2025 at 11:42 AM