hangover t.oast
juiicebox.bsky.social
hangover t.oast
@juiicebox.bsky.social
insecure? how could i be insecure? i was snowflake queen.

they/them 🏳️‍⚧️
I don't want to be bitter.
November 19, 2025 at 9:05 PM
i think the biggest "fuck you" of my life is waiting til i was 29 to come out to my family out of fear of not having said family just for them to decide a year later that "i hate them, demand acceptance, and don't want to be a part of the family."
November 18, 2025 at 11:01 PM
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?

It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 5:59 AM
what's the point of chatgpt if you can't get it to forge paystubs so someone can access housing.
November 12, 2025 at 7:07 PM
drafting and deleting. thinking about "The Egg" and humans as a sensory organ. northern lights and solar eclipses. beaver moons and pink and purple highway sunsets. stargazing and half hand holding. trees are another organ.

it's bed time.
November 12, 2025 at 6:25 AM
i'm so proud to be out in the cold in the middle of the night to take care of these little fucks.
November 12, 2025 at 6:08 AM
i wonder when my coworkers are going to catch on about the "couple my husband and I have been spending a lot of time with recently"
November 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
whenever i make tea at work my cishet coworkers say it's "T4T." if only they knew.
November 11, 2025 at 6:57 PM
they got me crying and listening to Lou Reed.
November 8, 2025 at 7:50 AM
slut for love.
November 7, 2025 at 9:43 AM
i need to be put down. someone take me out behind the shed. please and thanks.
November 4, 2025 at 5:09 AM
born to sub. forced to power bottom. 😞
November 3, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Just imagine what things would be like if we were planting more native species in yards, along farm fields, along roadsides, near energy infrastructure, in office spaces...

🌱
November 3, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Polyamory means for me that love is based entirely on honestly and willingness and caring about the person, rather than the person as possession.

My partners are spending time with me because they want to, not because they had to.
November 2, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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November 2, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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using the extra hour to yearn
November 2, 2025 at 11:32 AM
pining? yearning? in 2025?
November 2, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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Me timing an orgasm right for the start of the month to show my disdain for no nut November -- life is too stupid to make up your own lent for dicks and balls
November 1, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Why cant I piss out my clit?! Whose idea was the urethra for people with vaginas? Poor design. 1/10.
November 1, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Won a costume contest tonight!
November 1, 2025 at 7:29 AM
your patron when you're supposed to be spreading mischief and destroying their enemies but you decide to fuck a bugbear instead.
October 31, 2025 at 11:42 PM
cummy worm.
Change one letter. Ruin a candy.

Mayday
Change one letter. Ruin a candy.

Necro Wafers
October 30, 2025 at 4:49 AM
i feel so blessed when my husband talks in his sleep. i can get him to have a full on dream conversation with me sometimes. they're nonsense and he never recalls them. it's like an affair.
October 30, 2025 at 4:32 AM
i was cursed last night by an evil witch for being too happy. i'm choosing to largely ignore the curse and slap on an additional .1ml to ward it off. happy halloween. is it a full moon soon?
October 30, 2025 at 3:21 AM
leaving my chess instructions in my testosterone injection shoebox. 🙂‍↕️
October 30, 2025 at 3:19 AM