The (not so) Secret Customs Broker
@judetheobscene.bsky.social
Customs, Freight & Logistics Specialist. Lover of music you've never heard of.
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First serious/useful post here. How UK Exporters can sell to Europe and their customers can buy as though Brexit never happened. The "Brexit Bypass" or DDP solution. A quick thread.
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I had great fun immortalising Kevin the dog!
An absolutely huge thank you to @stevemaythe1st.bsky.social who, armed with two pictures and a brief of "This is Kevin. He's a right bellend who loves barmaids, beer and boobs" has created this. I fucking love it! Thanks Steve!
November 1, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I had great fun immortalising Kevin the dog!
An absolutely huge thank you to @stevemaythe1st.bsky.social who, armed with two pictures and a brief of "This is Kevin. He's a right bellend who loves barmaids, beer and boobs" has created this. I fucking love it! Thanks Steve!
October 31, 2025 at 6:52 PM
An absolutely huge thank you to @stevemaythe1st.bsky.social who, armed with two pictures and a brief of "This is Kevin. He's a right bellend who loves barmaids, beer and boobs" has created this. I fucking love it! Thanks Steve!
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Having illustrated the problem of X ignoring its legal duties, I want to build an effective coalition for intervention. If you are or know people on X receiving racist abuse, rape threats, I would welcome receipts of one rejected attempt to report to the platform an indefensible case
Thanks for this kind note. I hope to do something useful with this by Nov/Dec (new Ofcom powers, new EHRC chair). I'd like more women + ethnic minorities to go through (futile) process of reporting shocking stuff (eg rape threats, p-word, n-word) & share receipts with me of one egregious example
October 11, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Having illustrated the problem of X ignoring its legal duties, I want to build an effective coalition for intervention. If you are or know people on X receiving racist abuse, rape threats, I would welcome receipts of one rejected attempt to report to the platform an indefensible case
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The ECHR exists to protect you from people who want to leave it.
October 5, 2025 at 7:53 PM
The ECHR exists to protect you from people who want to leave it.
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My brand new Sinombré single, Never Again, is now available to stream/download over on Bandcamp!
paulmiro.bandcamp.com/track/never-...
paulmiro.bandcamp.com/track/never-...
Never Again, by Paul Miro
track by Paul Miro
paulmiro.bandcamp.com
September 11, 2025 at 6:06 AM
My brand new Sinombré single, Never Again, is now available to stream/download over on Bandcamp!
paulmiro.bandcamp.com/track/never-...
paulmiro.bandcamp.com/track/never-...
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Seems the dumb and dangerous and tragic
Swallowed a delusion
Sold by braggarts and loudmouthed buffoons.
Rustled up a faded flag like magic,
Fed us an illusion,
Half the masses dancing to their tune.
Swallowed a delusion
Sold by braggarts and loudmouthed buffoons.
Rustled up a faded flag like magic,
Fed us an illusion,
Half the masses dancing to their tune.
Needles
YouTube video by Paul Miro's Sinombré - Topic
www.youtube.com
September 1, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Seems the dumb and dangerous and tragic
Swallowed a delusion
Sold by braggarts and loudmouthed buffoons.
Rustled up a faded flag like magic,
Fed us an illusion,
Half the masses dancing to their tune.
Swallowed a delusion
Sold by braggarts and loudmouthed buffoons.
Rustled up a faded flag like magic,
Fed us an illusion,
Half the masses dancing to their tune.
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Fucking awesome. With a few blasts of red spray paint you can turn the English flag into the Dead Kennedys logo
As the band said: Nazi punks, fuck off!
As the band said: Nazi punks, fuck off!
August 24, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Fucking awesome. With a few blasts of red spray paint you can turn the English flag into the Dead Kennedys logo
As the band said: Nazi punks, fuck off!
As the band said: Nazi punks, fuck off!
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My “FUCK ICE!” playlist available now on Spotify! A rocking little soundtrack to enjoy while you drive those bastards out of your neighborhood!
#DefendLA
#Defend (YourCityHere)
open.spotify.com/playlist/5M4...
#DefendLA
#Defend (YourCityHere)
open.spotify.com/playlist/5M4...
August 19, 2025 at 7:50 PM
My “FUCK ICE!” playlist available now on Spotify! A rocking little soundtrack to enjoy while you drive those bastards out of your neighborhood!
#DefendLA
#Defend (YourCityHere)
open.spotify.com/playlist/5M4...
#DefendLA
#Defend (YourCityHere)
open.spotify.com/playlist/5M4...
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"That old thing? no it's not plugged in.."
July 13, 2025 at 9:05 PM
"That old thing? no it's not plugged in.."
Bought a little barbecue/grill thing so I can treat the barstaff to food without heating my apartment to 35c. Overheard telling staff:
"I once chartered an Antonov-124, the worlds largest cargo aircraft at the time, and that was less complicated than assembling this cunt"
"I once chartered an Antonov-124, the worlds largest cargo aircraft at the time, and that was less complicated than assembling this cunt"
June 30, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Bought a little barbecue/grill thing so I can treat the barstaff to food without heating my apartment to 35c. Overheard telling staff:
"I once chartered an Antonov-124, the worlds largest cargo aircraft at the time, and that was less complicated than assembling this cunt"
"I once chartered an Antonov-124, the worlds largest cargo aircraft at the time, and that was less complicated than assembling this cunt"
Me: *block account* *show less like this* *block account* *show less like this* *refresh*
Bsky: Here's a load more of that stuff you blocked and want to see less of
Repeat ad infinitum
Bsky: Here's a load more of that stuff you blocked and want to see less of
Repeat ad infinitum
June 21, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Me: *block account* *show less like this* *block account* *show less like this* *refresh*
Bsky: Here's a load more of that stuff you blocked and want to see less of
Repeat ad infinitum
Bsky: Here's a load more of that stuff you blocked and want to see less of
Repeat ad infinitum
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We always hoped they were kidding
Waiting for the big blowdown
We know the shadows so well
Doing your enemy’s bidding
Heading for the big showdown.
It never changes
#Stopthewar
Waiting for the big blowdown
We know the shadows so well
Doing your enemy’s bidding
Heading for the big showdown.
It never changes
#Stopthewar
Paul Miro - The Big Blowdown
YouTube video by Paul Miro
www.youtube.com
June 21, 2025 at 9:23 AM
We always hoped they were kidding
Waiting for the big blowdown
We know the shadows so well
Doing your enemy’s bidding
Heading for the big showdown.
It never changes
#Stopthewar
Waiting for the big blowdown
We know the shadows so well
Doing your enemy’s bidding
Heading for the big showdown.
It never changes
#Stopthewar
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Given his spiralling drug habit, physical coordination of shopping trolley & a predilection for vehicles that explode, never has the instruction ‘Make it look like an accident’ been more redundant. If he’s found folded into a vending machine with a machete in his neck you’d think ‘Yep, that tracks’.
June 6, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Given his spiralling drug habit, physical coordination of shopping trolley & a predilection for vehicles that explode, never has the instruction ‘Make it look like an accident’ been more redundant. If he’s found folded into a vending machine with a machete in his neck you’d think ‘Yep, that tracks’.
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Hope anyone in need or homeless sees this
May 26, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Hope anyone in need or homeless sees this
May 23, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Utterly unglued.
May 20, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Utterly unglued.
You're on public transport and someone is rudely playing music/TikTok on their phone without headphones/earbuds. You've got Mr. Robot/Person of Interest tech ability to BlueJack them. What do you hijack them with to make sure they turn their phone off and never do it again?
Heroin
YouTube video by The Velvet Underground - Topic
www.youtube.com
May 20, 2025 at 12:11 AM
You're on public transport and someone is rudely playing music/TikTok on their phone without headphones/earbuds. You've got Mr. Robot/Person of Interest tech ability to BlueJack them. What do you hijack them with to make sure they turn their phone off and never do it again?
Welcome Sioni, the latest Welsh Collie to join my parents household. Probably going to be as much of a deranged bellend as the other three. #DogsofBluesky
May 17, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Welcome Sioni, the latest Welsh Collie to join my parents household. Probably going to be as much of a deranged bellend as the other three. #DogsofBluesky
You've all seen wind turbines, but did you ever stop to think about how blades the length of a football pitch get to the final destaination? Here's how.
May 14, 2025 at 10:36 PM
You've all seen wind turbines, but did you ever stop to think about how blades the length of a football pitch get to the final destaination? Here's how.
Hey @bsky.app Any chance you can sort your algorithim out? I think it's great there's content for everyone here, but never have I shown any interest in sexualised anime, big hairy gay guys in their tighty-whities or cats yet my "Discover" feed is full of them. Show Less/Block does not work.
May 14, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Hey @bsky.app Any chance you can sort your algorithim out? I think it's great there's content for everyone here, but never have I shown any interest in sexualised anime, big hairy gay guys in their tighty-whities or cats yet my "Discover" feed is full of them. Show Less/Block does not work.
Charismatic fox in my Dad's back garden in #Stockport Possibly having an adverse reaction to the Asda cocktail sausages he feeds them. #foxoftheday
May 13, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Charismatic fox in my Dad's back garden in #Stockport Possibly having an adverse reaction to the Asda cocktail sausages he feeds them. #foxoftheday
Absolutely. But also making snakebite from Merrydown cider and Special Brew.
May 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Absolutely. But also making snakebite from Merrydown cider and Special Brew.
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One of those deaths head hawk moths perhaps?
May 4, 2025 at 7:27 PM
One of those deaths head hawk moths perhaps?