my favorite bluesky arguments are the long drawn-out ones where person a responds via direct reply and person b exclusively answers through quote-posts. it's like seeing two people arguing on the street with one person facing sideways and shouting into the open door of a baskin robbins

Living in a 15 minute city is great; I walk a mile in any direction and find myself back at my apartment, with only minor changes. Sure, the noises from the dog park get deeper. After the tenth iteration or so I can't read the signs anymore. But the stranger in my apartment welcomes me every time.

i want something to happen that changes existence fundamentally like i want someone's dream to fall out of their head and it changes everything. Now we have to deal with that

“hey hangman you promised us pics of plants, this is just a bunch of leaves what gives?” newsflash dumbass, leaves IS plants. leaves provide winter shelter for insects like lightning bugs and butterflies, fertilize the soil, and are a pain in the ass to move anyway so just leave them where you can

what if there was a scary door huh. what then BUDDY

youre too late mister bond i played with all the dogs and petted them a lot and when you try to play with them theyll be too tired to want to do anything

ah hell. ah god dammit,

"I write a the stories", i say, eyes glued to the fully packed audience. A comically large cane approaches to take me away like a cartoon character but I just raise my hand at it, defeated, and walk off on my own. You can still hear the sound of me being yoinked anyway

Thinking about disco

niko comm for a friend on discord
#oneshot

I'm the strongest! :3